JacinTheGuard: I'm sorry, Winter. It just isn't working.
PrincessWinter: What part of it? *face turns red* What part of our relationship "isn't working"?
JacinTheGuard: All of it!
PrincessWinter: You're just making up excuses! You've liked someone else since we came on the Rampion!
JacinTheGuard: Not true!
Scarlet: Hey, what's going on here?
JacinTheGuard: *turns red* nothing. Nothing... at... all.
Scarlet: You're talking in that slow, creepy way people on drama feeds speak... What's wrong?
PrincessWinter: Oh, nothing. My suitor's going to break up with me, he's cheating on me, and I'm stuck on a space ship floating through space! So, no, nothing's wrong!
JacinTheGuard: I'm not cheating on you. For the last time.
Scarlet: Let's evaluate this, shall we?
Scarlet: Jacin, what do you think is wrong with your relationship with Her Highness?
PrincessWinter: Stop calling me that. Winter is fine.
Scarlet: This way sounds more official. Jacin?
JacinTheGuard: She's too clingy! And not even in the way that makes me feel wanted. She follows me around everywhere, and whenever I speak to ANY girl, she immediately suspects that I'm secretly dating them.
Scarlet: *closes eyes for a second* Winter, do you agree with this?
PrincessWinter: Absolutely not! I only follow Jacin at a non-suspicious distance, and OBSERVE all girls he speaks to.
Scarlet: Jacin?
JacinTheGuard: I disagree. What you are doing, Winter, is most definitely stalking me.
Scarlet: Hold on! Winter, what is your comeback?
PrincessWinter: You should feel disgraced, Jacin Clay.
Scarlet: *grabs a bag of popcorn* you know what, since you've started the whole "full name" thing, Winter, I'll let you two fight this one out.
JacinTheGuard: Just- stop! Winter, please!
PrincessWinter: No! You were whispering intimately with Cinder just an HOUR ago!
Scarlet: *crunch*
JacinTheGuard: We were not! We were... planning something!
PrincessWinter: You expect me to believe that? Oh, what were you planning, then? Tell me. Your next kiss? Your next meeting.
Scarlet: People plan their kisses?
PrincessWinter: Not the point. Jacin?
JacinTheGuard: We... uh, we were planning...Um. I can't say.
PrincessWinter: I knew it! It WAS intimate! An intimate gathering of the guard and the mechanic!
JacinTheGuard: No! It wasn't like that!
PrincessWinter: what was it, then?
JacinTheGuard: I-it was... I can't tell you!
PrincessWinter has turned on MUSIC:SUSPENSE-DRAMATIC
PrincessWinter: Well?
JacinTheGuard: I can't!
PrincessWinter: Bow down to my will, guard!
JacinTheGuard: I-I..
PrincessWinter: Do so, now, and I may yet to forgive you!
JacinTheGuard: I-fine! Just... don't freak out, okay?
PrincessWinter: Good. Remember to pause for suspense.
JacinTheGuard: Cinder and I...
JacinTheGuard: Were..
JacinTheGuard: Planning.
JacinTheGuard: To....
JacinTheGuard: ....
PrincessWinter: *draws in deep breath*
Scarlet: *draws in deep breath*
Scarlet: *chokes on popcorn*
PrincessWinter: *watches Scarlet choke*
Scarlet: *still choking*
Scarlet has left the comm.
JacinTheGuard: Well.
PrincessWinter: Go on.
JacinTheGuard: We were planning a party for everyone on the Rampion. You know, to lighten the mood and stuff.
PrincessWinter: Oh my stars!
PrincessWinter: WHY did you tell me?
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