There was guy at school who dropped his wiener
He picked it up and but it in a guy's hoodie
That guy got the wiener out and threw it at another boy
That boy started hitting another boy with it
The guy who lost his wiener got it back and picked it in his pocket
One of the teachers who was on lunch duty asked him why it was in his pocket
Then 15 seconds later
H E A T E I T
That's Nori in the picture above