Comedy Texting

By GhostWriter8648

1.2M 61.3K 9.1K

Jokes, hilarious comebacks, funny texts, this book has it all. If you are looking for a good laugh, here you... More

My Ultimate Laugh!!!!
Easter is Off!!!!
Serious Stuff
Okay...........
Overprotective Dad
$Money$
Happy Birthday
Star Nerd
Three A.M.
Need To Go
Text Lingo
Clueless Mom
Forgetting Something?
Apology
Nyoom
Matchmaker Mom
An Emotional Time
Disturbing Dreams
Waffles
You're Really Not Helping
Weirdo Duo
DUH DUH DUH
Love, Moth
Uuhh
Party
Another acknowledgement, sorry!
Just Erasing Your Mother's Mistakes
Awesome Mom
Sorry, Mom
Ookkkaaayyyy.........
Know-It-All
RANDOM
Aww, So Mean!
DON'T YOU DARE
Sticks And Bones May Break My Bones
Rights
Never
Talk About Easy To Win Over.
Wow
YAY
Waaahhhh
I Got Da Genes
Hhahahahhahahahha
Now What?
OOHH, BURNED BY A COMPUTER!
Okay, Suggestions And Advertisments
Ouch, Need Some Ice? Or Maybe A Toothbrush?
Be Very Afraid
Siri Conversations
Sparkles
Point Of View
Comeback War
That One Sarcastic Friend And That One...... Something Friend
Jokes
So Happy
AAAAAAHHH
I Should Hope So
Author Note-DO NOT SKIP
VOTE OR DIE BY FANDOM MOB
Jokes
I AM SO DEPRESSED I CANNOT EVEN COME UP WITH A TITLE
Offer!!!
Abi_Elm
School
I Really Should Stop This
THE MOMENT YOUVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR

Okay, I Am Reallly Off Track!

12.9K 443 145
By GhostWriter8648

Okay, as the title says, I am really off track, but I wanted to show you a funny horror story called Jellybeans.

One day, two friends, Monica and Lindsay, where out walking in the woods. Suddenly, they come upon a cabin. They go inside, where they meet a little girl, who says her name is Mia. Sweet-looking Mia gives them each an enormous bag of jellybeans. But with them, she gives a warning.

"These are dark magic. These jellybeans are irresistible. Sometime in your life you will succumb and eat the whole bag. When you do, you will die. If you try to leave the jellybeans, you will die."

With that, the cabin and Mia both vanish. The girls head home. On the way, Monica announces she has to go to the bathroom and asks Lindsay to watch over her jellybeans. While she is gone, Lindsay switches the bags, knowing Monica wouldn't eat hers. They continued home.

At peace in her room, Lindsay reaches for the candy and begins shoveling in handfuls, because, they are, irresistible. Suddenly she hears sobbing next door.

Heading outside, feeling sick to her stomach for what she just did, she sees Monica sobbing on the ground.

Lindsay asks her "What is wrong?"

Monica chokes out, "I.... I switched our bags."

Lindsay looked in horror at the now empty wrapper of her own bag of jellybeans, clutched in her hand.

Like it? I thought it was hilarious! To hear more creepy, scary stuff from me, please check out💤 The Art Of Death. Peace out!🙈🙉

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