JADA GREEN
I woke up to someone destroying my kitchen. I ran downstairs and saw Notti going through all the cabinets.
"YEOOO WHAT YOU DOING GANG??" I yelled fed up.
"There's dust in this hoe- NIGGA YOU GOT NO FOOD" he complained.
"Ian go shopping yet" I laughed.
"How you invite me over and get NO food??" he started questioning me.
"NIGGA YOU WANNA GO SHOPPIN WIT ME ??" I asked with widened eyes.
"YES!! LET'S GO YOU JUS STANDING DERE PUT ON SUM CLOTHES" he shook his head like somebody momma.
I laughed and ran upstairs.
I came back down with my wallet and phone to see him already by the door.
"Take too long I was bout to leave yo ass" he huffed.
"Nigga fuck you Im bout to make you go back home" I rolled my eyes as we went to Target.
"Get cookies. Oh and some chips. OH an-" I stopped him by hitting him with the cart.
"SHUT UP" I shouted.
"At least let me get in the cart..." he looked down and frowned.
"You such a baby. Get in" I gave in. He smiled and sat in the cart.
We made our way into the freezer aisle.
"OUU GET THAT" Notti pointed excitedly to some chocolate ice cream cones.
"We came for FOOD not snacks fat ass" I reminded him.
He mumbled something under his breath as I threw bread into the cart.
"Excuse you hoe" he threw it out.
"ETHAN STOP" I hit him 3 times with the bread before forcing him to hold it so it wouldn't get squished.
"THAT'S FUCKING ABUSE" he yelled making mad people stare at us.
He got out the cart and grabbed my hair.
"OWWW NOTTI LET GO" I whined as he dragged me into the cart.
"WHAT YOU DOIN" I laughed as he ran with the cart. He stood up so now we were basically flying.
"YEOOOOO HOL UP" I held the sides of the cart as he laughed.
"DAYUM WE ZOOMING!!!" He shouted as I recorded.
"SMOKIN ON LOTTIIIII" he acted like he was smoking a blunt as I put the camera on him. We then crashed into a rack of toilet paper.
"EARTHQUAKE!!" he screeched as the toilet paper fell on top of us.
We heard a walkie talkie running our way, so I jumped out the cart into a different aisle.
"Nigga we came to shop not to get kicked out!!" I whispered to Notti out of breath.
"Ou look a basket" he found on the floor as he gave it to me.
"You think our shi gone fit in here? Really" I gave him a 😒 look.
"Gots to see it through ma boy" he shrugged.
We played around for an hour before actually going shopping.
"You got food stamps" he asked as he scratched his head.
"Does it look like I got kids- you got lice?" I slowly turned my head to look at him before swiping my card.
"Don't play with me bro" he hit my arm as I chuckled. I grabbed mad bags after paying and went to walk out.
He carried more bags than me and complained about how heavy they were till we got home.
"UGH FINALLY" he let out a sigh of relief as he put the bags on the kitchen floor.
"AYEEEE FOOD" Tay rubbed his hands together as he came downstairs.
"Ye you can put ds away" I told him as I took off my coat and went upstairs.
"Bae? BAE WHERE YOU GOING" Notti ran after me.
"Notti" I turned to him and stared at him sternly.
"I'm kidding" he threw his hands up in defense.
I sat on my bed and went on Instagram as Notti spun around in my vanity chair.
"Yo wtf" I said annoyed.
"Wha" he stopped.
"That Maya chick dissin me on social" I snapped.
"Ouuu what she say??" Notti came and sat next to me all up in my business.
"IT'S A WHOLE DISS TRACK?!" we said in sync.
We looked at each other like 😮.
I played the song (y'all I can't write so work wit me):
Aye luh M on da track
(GRRR BOW GLAH GLAH BOOM)
(Bitch Like what? Like what Like what)
Listen, Hoe need to stop allat cappin
Cause we know she ain't really bout that action
(Action)
Had a friend come on me that's some pussy shit
They must not know who dey dealing wit
Dat bitch really on that foney shit
Jada we dissin on you and the crew you wit
(GLAH GLAH)
We smoke on the dead opps
Whoever wanna fuck wit us catch a head shot
Jackin YGZ you know who we be
Suckin on dd tip now you know it's me
(SUCK MA DICK)
Wanna throw water like das sum shit
(Wack ass)
But don't wanna post up wit them fists
(LUH BITCH)
I stopped the song right there.
"SHE DID NOT JUS- SHE DISSING ALL OF US- THE FUCK I DID?!" Notti looked confused.
"Das all you care bout? Her dissing yo- NOTTI DID YOU NOT HEAR WHAT SHE SAID BOUT ME?!!" I said in disbelief.
"Don't you rap??" he asked.
"How you-"
"Ddot told me" He cheesed.
"Well yeah but never anything serious" I told him.
"NOW YO CHANCE TO BECOME SERIOUS!!! DISS HA BACK!!!" he said eagerly.
"With what stu-" he stopped me.
"Nigga. I got yo back" he grabbed my hand and we ran around the corner, past the deli and into some abandoned looking house.
"Why we at a crack house" I looked around cause it looked mad sketchy.
He opened the door, and the inside was a whole ass music studio.
"Covered in plain sight" he winked at me.
I started smiling. Being in the studio always made me happy considering the fact that my father was a rapper.
I had texted Breeze to meet up with us and she came in under 5 minutes.
"THAT HOE DISSED US!!" she said as if we didn't already know that.
"That's why y'all gone get GET BACKKKK" Notti geeked.
"Nah the part where she said she suckin dd dick is just brazy" Breeze shook her head.
"I got y'all beat already aight? Now ion know how to produce so like.... work with me" he said nervously.
"I got it Notti" I pressed a few buttons and the beat started playing.
"Ouuu I fucks with this" I bopped my head to the beat of the track.
(GRRRR BOW)
(WOOP)
(IT'S BREEZY NIGGA)
(NOTTI TOO)
(Ayeee)
(GET BACK GANG)
(HAHAH *Jada's laugh*)
-Jada's verse-
Like, I don't get why you bitches be hatin
How you feelin we can get it shakin
Got the crew with me you know we get dangerous
Poppin out broad daylight we'll leave you shakin
(HARLEM SHAKIN)
How you say you caught a head shot?
When yo brother got his ass popped
(JAYRIP)
Say you smokin on dead opps but you the main reason they got yo man shot
Callin us out on the app
(INSTA)
Now you know ts wack
Tell us to post up but yeen wanna drop the
How fucking crazy is that??
Suckin on dick man get off our tips
If you wanna fade just let me know bitch
(GLAH GLAH)
(YEAHHHHHHH *Notti*)
(LISTEN LIKE)
-Notti verse-
SAY YOU DISSIN THE CREW
(NAH WHAT)
NOW WE GOTS TO COME FOR YOU
JACKIN OY YOU KNOW WHAT WE DO
Smoking jay rip on a new pack of blue
(OHHHHHH *Jada & Breezys voice*)
Talkin bout my twin Dd like you sucked em
Knowing he don't fuck wit sluts
Mad cause you know ma girls will fuck you up
Leave you bleedin on the concrete like is you dumb??
(NAHH NOTTI LEMME SHOW EM OUT RQ LEMME SHOW EM)
-Breeze verse-
(WHATTTT LOOK)
Wanna get put in a blunt?
(Puffinnn)
Betta watch dat tongue
Jada my rod you should already knoe
You fuck wit her you catch my fade bro
(Nah look)
Threw water at you cause you a trick
Tryna talk down on our names you a lil bitch
We rock wit whoever except yo click
Jackin DOA you know we da shi
(BOW BOW)
Don't talk about ma man you know I like to tustle
(WORDA BROOO *Jada's voice*)
Beat yo ass like my names Mr. Crawford
(TERRANCE)
Drop the low we'll go and meet chu
Fuck you up like you see through
Suck ma clip don't run dont trip
(GLAH GLAH)
Dirty bitch
(YOOOO THEY KNOW NOT TO FUCK WIT US *Jada)
(SAY SUMN ELSE HOE SAY IT *Notti*)
(Lucky we don't got the others wit us *Breeze scoffs*)
(SMOKIN MAYA PACK BITCHHHHHHH *Everyone*)
to be continued
YEOOOO- I ate ts up
I should be a rapper 🤭
AND I DID TS MYSELF I USED MY BRAIN IAN STEAL NOBODY LYRICS (maybe stole like 2 sentences)