Tommy woke up and looked around the room rubbing his eyes.
"wilbur? What happened?"
"you just fainted, you should really consider carrying some candy wherever you go"
"I will from now on"
"great"
"how about you help me with my homework"
"piss off, I'm not helping you"
"pleaseee" tommy said making some puppy eyes.
"fine, what do you need help with?"
"music class"
"what do you need to do?"
"well basically I need to say my favorite song, who's singing and the lyrics"
"and your favorite song is?"
"well it goes like: I'm living the dream
It's just one of those dreams where you're losing all your teeth" my eyes widened at hearing my song.
"how do you know that song?"
"I heard you listen to it. I never listened to it before and I just heard those lyrics, who's singing it?"
"I do" I say feeling the kids eyes get wide as fuck.
"YOU DID? WHAT IS IT CALLED?"
"soft boy"
"WILBUR IT'S THE BEST SONG EVER. YOU HAVE TO SING MORE. CAN YOU SING ME SOME SONGS?"
"tommy you need to make your homework"
"tell me the lyrics then"
"I'm living the dream
It's just one of those dreams where you're losing all your teeth
And if you think that it gets better
Darling, take a look at me
I'm in too deep
It's the same dried ramen in a bowl I'm too lazy to clean
But I'm not drunk texting my ex anymore
I hope my father could be proud of me
Still, I won't wear the cat ears
I won't wear the cat ears
I won't wear the cat ears
It's not an ahegao hoodie, it's a work of art
I get turned on by my reflection in passing cars
I'm looking for a window to another world
Where I don't feel as lost and bored
I just don't wanna be a soft boy anymore
I wanna be yours
I'm living the dream
If you consider the dream to be haircuts and apathy
And if you think that I'll get better
Well, darling, take a look at me
I'm in too deep
It's the same hairstyle that I've had since I was 17
And I don't know why
Mother, are you proud of me?
Still I won't wear the cat ears
I won't wear the cat ears
I won't, I won't wear the cat ears
Please, please, just don't make me wear the cat ears
It's not an ahegao hoodie, it's a work of art
I get turned on by my reflection in passing cars
I'm looking for a window to another world (window)
Where I don't feel as lost and bored (don't feel)
I just don't wanna be a soft boy anymore
I wanna be yours
Wanna be yours
Wanna be yours
Oh-oh
It's not an ahegao hoodie, it's a work of art"
Tommy ended up writing about my song.. Oh god I'm gonna be made fun of my entire life.
"thank you for helping me make my homework"
"you're welcome" I feel like we could be good friends if he wasn't a bitch. I mean, he owns a spider and is a gremlin child.
After all I guess we are friends..