"Well this is a nice change of scenery."
"It's a prison cell."
"Some of us are trying to be positive."
Loki rolled his eyes, chuckling quietly. "Apologies darling."
Tony had messed up another Hydra mission, sending the pair of you plus Sam and Bucky to the wrong place, meaning you had been ambushed and captured.
"Are you two planning to get us out of here anytime soon?" Bucky grumbled. "I can't deal with Cinderella over here for much longer."
"Cinderella? Really?" Sam complained. "That was one time!"
"Let me borrow twenty dollars" Bucky grinned.
"I hate you."
"I know."
"Well I can't deal with Weiner Soldier for much longer."
"Loki and could get us all out in seconds" you answered, leaning against the Hid as he braided your hair. "However Stark has insisted he come and rescue us since he was the one to get us here."
"If you two are so good, how did we get kidnapped then?" Bucky questioned.
"I was willing to take my wife and go, however she thinks it's entertaining to get kidnapped" Loki commented, looking down at in amusement.
"It is entertaining."
"Sure it is love."
At that moment there was a loud crash, the rear wall of the cell the four of you were in crumbling away to reveal Tony in his suit.
"I'm the words of my brother, your saviour is here!" Thor announced, landing beside the billionaire. "Come on you lot."
"Took you long enough" Loki chuckled, finishing off the braid and taking your hand. "I suppose you had more important things to do?"
"Of course not brother!"
"Then why is Jane standing behind you?" You questioned with a smirk.
The scientist in question was standing a few meters behind the pair, looking around nervously.
"Uh, no reason!" He said quickly.
Loki rolled his eyes. "You're my Brother Thor, I can tell you're lying. You've always been terrible at it."
"Fine, I'll tell you when we get back."
"We're leaving, you lot can have your family reunion" Tony said, Bucky and Sam holding onto an arm each before the suit flew into the air.
"I'm shocked my Brother still has you around" Loki mused, looking over at Jane. "Figured he'd have left you behind by now."
"Loki" Thor warned, punching his arm lightly. "Be nice."
"Not in my nature."
"You must be Y/n" Jane said as the three of you neared her.
"You must be Jane Foster."
"Correct" she smiled.
"I've heard a lot of things about you" you grinned. "Your boyfriend never stops talking about you."
"It's very dull" Loki added, chuckling as you stabbed him in the side.
"You're just as annoying as last time I saw you" she sighed.
"I heard you slapped him" you said, the woman looking worried. "God job."
"Thank you for the support love" Loki grumbled as she relaxed, laughing.
"As much as I'm glad to see you meeting each other, we should go" Thor commented. "It's freezing and I don't want you getting sick. Can you teleport us back to the tower Loki?"
"Don't you want to fly on that ridiculous hammer of yours?"
"Not today" he answered, picking Jane up very carefully.
"Suit yourself."
With a flick of the God's wrist, the group of you appeared back in tower.
"Are you alright?" For asked her as he put her down gently, brushing snow out of her hair.
"I'm fine" she smiled, kissing his cheek. "You don't need to worry about me so much."
"Either you're dying or you're more fragile than we thought" Loki commented. "Either way, why is my brother coddling you like a young child?"
The pair looked at each other before looking back to the two of you.
"Spit it out" you added.
"I'm pregnant" she said finally. "We we're going to tell you soon, but thought it would be best to get married first as Odin apparently wouldn't approve of having a child out of wedlock."
The two of you were silent for a moment, staring at them in shock.
"Please say something, it's getting concerning" she begged.
"If you name the child anything weird I will kill you and put it out for adoption" you said finally.
"You're going to be a Father Thor" Loki mumbled. "I haven't entirely decided whether that's a good thing or not."
"Thank you Loki" he laughed, beaming down at Jane. "You two are going to be an Aunt and Uncle."
"That's definitely a bad thing" you laughed, moving over to hug the blonde God. "Congratulations pop tart man."
"Congratulations Brother" Loki smiled, seeming to have finally gotten over the shock of the announcement. "Mother will be thrilled."
"I can't believe we only get to meet Jane now that you're finally engaged" you scolded. "Why did you take so long?"
"I wanted to make sure it was very offical before introducing her to my family, which is you two" he explained happily. "And that it is, here she is!"
"We noticed that Thor" Loki chuckled. "Out of all the mortals you could've picked, you locked the one that slapped me."
"That's probably why" you answered. "I'm hilarious."
"No you're not darling."
"Rude."
"It's a talent."
"Do you two actually like each other?" Jane asked curiously.
"No" the pair of you chorused with matching grins.
"Why do we always get asked that?" You wondered.
"Many people don't understand sarcasm my darling."
"Pity for them."
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