💛This was anonymously requested💛
I ripped most of these off Pinterest and shit I've heard at school. These are somewhere in between cheesy/satire and genuinely sweet depending on how you want to perceive them.
Tobias
"Is that an ass in your phone? 'Cause those back pockets are calling to me,"
(He heard someone use the "Is that a phone in your back pocket? 'Cause that ass is calling to me." Line)
Rudolph
"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a 'cute-cumber.'"
Carmelo
-He wanted to subtly ask for your number.-
"I think there's something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it to see if it works?"
Emilio
"Want to go outside and get some fresh air with me? You just took my breath away."
Mattias
"Do you ever get tired from running through my thoughts all night?"
Francis
"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I'm searching for."
(He almost dies afterwards from laughing too hard, then choking on his spit.)
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