(So, I talked a bit about the dragon au in my last incorrect quotes, but this one is mainly focused on the villains [all original characters of mine] in the story [plus a few others]. I had them a bit in the last one, but the group has grown in number since then and their characters have been more fleshed out. So now you get this, enjoy)
{again. If you have any questions feel free to ask!}
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Cardamom: there’s no difference between black magic and exercise. Both of them hurt your body at first and drain your energy, but the more you dabble in it the more powerful you become
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Mola: I don't care
Narrator: she said caringly, as she cared deeply
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Genesis: do any of you know what propaganda even is?
Missy: when someone British takes a good look at something!
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Azreal: I walk this lonely road
Azreal: in my bag, I have a giant toad
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Gibbous: Do you even know what an amulet is?
Cone: Of course I do! I eat amulets sometimes. I like the ones with cheese and onions!
Gibbous: Cone, those are omelettes.
Cone: Oh. Then I’ve got nothing.
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Gibbous: I’m chaotic lawful
Gibbous: I have a strict moral code, but no one can figure out what the hell it is
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Genesis: My gender is in a constant state of flux
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Missy: *writing a letter*
Missy: Dear Santa,
I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty...
And it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard.
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Cone: The waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now, waiting for me to say when. Customers are screaming. Three people have died.
Cone: I will not yield.
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Mola: I will find us a covered wagon and horses.
Mola: If you two can manage to not kill each other while I'm gone.
Genesis: Oh, please. We're not children.
*Mola leaves*
Missy, casually: ...Eat shit and die.
Genesis, also casually: Yes, fuck you.
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Missy: I want to be like a caterpillar.
Custard: Explain?
Missy: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, wake up beautiful.
Custard: You know they have a lifespan of a week, right?
Missy:
Missy: That's just another highlight!
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Molten: How the hell are you still alive?
Bry: Honestly, I’m just as confused as you are.
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Vendi: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.
Xylo: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.
*Cal walks in*
Xylo: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.
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Yuki: What are you doing here?
Maria: I could ask you the same question.
Yuki: I live here. This is my house.
Maria: I should probably ask you a different question.
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Hector: Wow, great work on the Halloween decorations. Where did you get the fake skeletons?
Victor: Fake?
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Azreal: But when all hope seemed lost, I had an epiphany!
Azreal, earlier: I'm going to throw myself into the sea.
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*Miris and Custard sitting on the floor*
Missy, running past at full speed: GODDAMMIT MY GODDAMN GENDER WAS STOLEN BY THE GHOSTS
Miris: I did not such thing
Missy, popping back into the room: THE BOOGOISIE
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Mola: every villain group has
Mola, pointing at Missy: the batsh*t crazy one, who does things no normal teen could ever dream of
Mola, pointing at Azreal: the edgy one, who could have been a normal part of society
Mola, pointing at Cone: the so so friend, who’s either really cringy, or the life of the party
Mola, pointing at Gibbous: the quiet one, who’s not sure how they got here
Mola, pointing at Genesis and Cardamom: the two who are clearly way closer than anyone else
Mola, pointing at Custard: the funny one, someone should really check up on
Mola: and me, the leader whose always f*cking tired
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*Custard on the beach with Miris behind them*
Custard: are you even real Miris
Miris: YOU CAN SEE ME?! Or… sense I guess
Custard: Uh yeah, since you’re haunting me aren’t you?
Miris: Buddy, I don’t know how to do that, I’m kinda stuck to your soul
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Cone: I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship
Cone: and this knife I found
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Missy: what doesn’t kill me
Missy: should run, cause im f*cking angry
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Genesis: stop asking me if I’m bi, gay, or straight
Genesis: I IDENTIFY AS A FUCKING THREAT
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*Bryan and Cardamom trapped in a room together*
Bryan: *actually trying to escape*
Cardamom, sitting down: I’d offer you some moral support, but my morals aren’t very helpful
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Gibbous: …
Gibbous: so… this weather, huh?
Cardamom: we’re in a cave
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*Azreal, Cone, and Missy, all in trouble*
Azreal: We can explain!
Mola: Can you?
Cone: if you give us 30 seconds to think of lie
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Mola: I always see you running, do you ever shut down?
Azreal: oh I’m always running!
Azreal: the question is from what
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Missy: you think I give a f*ck?
Missy: I can’t even read!
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*Gibbous and Cone on a walk/date*
Genesis: LOVE IS DEAD AND NEVER EXISTED!
Gibbous: what happened to him?
Cone: “dad”’s mad at him for breaking his favorite tea cup
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Azreal: so… any ground rules?
Genesis: yes. I don’t like physical contact
Azreal: you- you’re cuddling the tea guy right now
Genesis, in Cardamom’s lap: what's your point?
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*Genesis stuck on a rock in the venom lake*
Gibbous: don’t worry Genesis! We’re gonna get you out of there!
Gibbous: how are we gonna get her out of there?
Mola: Genesis are you sure there’s nothing you can use to get out of there?
Genesis: OH WAIT< HERE”S A ROPE BRIDGE! AND A GRAPPLING HOOK, SILLY ME
Missy: WE’RE ABOUT TO DIE GENESIS, DO REALLY WANT YOUR LAST WORDS TO BE SARCASTIC?!
Genesis: NOOOOOOO
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Missy: why are girls so hot?
Custard: why are guys AND girls so hot?
Gibbous: why is everyone so hot!?
Genesis: global warming
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Cardamom: why is Missy doing the laundry so loud?
Cone: they’re trying to prove to Genesis they’re more helpful than him
Missy: **SLAMS DOOR RIDICULOUSLY LOUD**
Genesis: pathetic
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Cardamom: did Missy just call me dad?
Genesis: yes. Want me to kill them?