Toman 🥶- and Y/N
10:00 P.M.
Chifuyu👼
Baji got suspended so if he doesn't
answer ur messages thats why.
Y/N
Y am i not surprised😭
Thiccymitchy😩
How did he get suspended?
Chifuyu👼
Showed up to school greened.
Got caught.
Mikey🤏🏼
Pardon?
Y/N
WHAT
I HAD NO CLUE HE SMOKED
Mitsuya🪡
Are you serious chifuyu???
Chifuyu👼
He doesn't
He stole a big ol chocolate chip cookie
from some kids lunch one day and ate it
This morning.
Feet man🦶
Like the whole thing?
Chifuyu👼
Ya.
Feet man🦶
Shit i feel bad for the dude.
Smiley😈
I DONT
THAT SHITS FUUNY ASF
Y/N
FR
THAT LUCKY BASTARD
Chifuyu👼
By second period he was in another
dimension.
Draken was there.
Draken💩
Yeah
The fucker was eating cold ramen
from a plastic bag singing to himself.
Smiley😈
Y is that actually kinda on brand
for him-
Y/N
FOUL
What was he singing??
Angry👿
I swear if its hannah Montana
Y/N
PARTY IN THE USA
OMG
Draken💩
The fuck would i know?
He was literally manually breathing
You think that shit was coherent????
We had to spray him with cold water
keep him conscious
Mikey🤏🏼
I cannot wait to give him so much shit
when he gets back.
Chifuyu👼
Shit
*if* he comes back
Mitsuya🪡
Hes lucky he just got suspended and
Didn't end up in Jail. Weed laws here
Are mad strict.
Y/N
BRUH
have you met his mother???
Jail would've been safer tbh😭
Angry👿
Nah cuz ur right😭😭
Mikey🤏🏼
You know how long hes gonna be
In hell for?
Chifuyu👼
No sorry im not God.
Mikey🤏🏼
Its cool
Y/N
H u h?
Thiccymitchy😩
Omg
His mom terrifies me.
Y/N
Takemichi
EVERYTHING terrifies you
Ur like the orange m&m
Draken💩
Nah hes built like that dumbfuck
yellow one
Thiccymitchy😩
What did i do???😢
Y/N
Draken your head is built like
the yellow one
your dehydrated ass prolly piss
thst color too
Feet man🦶
NAH
Draken💩
Fuck around and find out
Ill piss in your fuckin cereal
Mikey🤏🏼
Wtf ken-chin 😭
Feet man🦶
Christ
Mitsuya🪡
Bro
That was weird asf
Angry👿
Y u always got beef with Y/N
dawg😟😟😟
Y/N
He must have a crush on me
I mean y wouldn't he??
Draken💩
You wish
Ur ugly
Y/N
NAH
cuz i know ur baldheadded humpty
Dumpty rat tailed ass aint speaking
Draken💩
Stfu with ur wendy williams
ahh ankles
You look like a transgender ninja turtle
Uglass barrel bodied mf.
Y/N
Oh ong?
Bc you look like if yarichin bitch club
was a fraternity.
I bet you get less puss then them gay
ass mfs.
That puss is NEGATIVE BITCH
keep your lips sealed
You and my big toe are identical twins
you fugly ass failed abortion
Angry👿
Gad damn Y/N
Draken💩
Stfu Y/N
Go to hell
Y/N
Where do you think I come from?
Smiley😈
I Just fell in love yall
Thiccymitchy😩
Imma just keep my mouth closed
Mitsuya🪡
I didn't know you knew how to do that
Takemitchy
Feet man🤏🏼
TAKA
OMG
Chifuyu👼
You already know baji would be in
here fighing demons for Y/N rn😭😭
Y/N
Id feel honored
Mikey🤏🏼
Theres no need
Y/N IS a demon
Smiley😈
Marry me Y/N?
Y/N
No
Hakkai
Gimme yuzuha's number
Smiley😈
Damn 🥲
Angry👿
They shut yo ass down QUICK
Feet man🤏🏼
I sent it
Pls be nice to her. Shes blunt but a good
Person and friend i promise.
Y/N
You aint gotta worry bout me king.
Im gonna plan an outing with all the girlies
Soon.
Mikey🤏🏼
Can i come!
Draken💩
Bffr mikey
Y/N
No sorry mikey
Were gonna get dorayaki together soon
so dw❤️
Mikey🤏🏼
Yess
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Next chapter: yuzuha and kazutora have joined the chat!
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A/N
Can we talk abt the opening for TR season 2??? HIGE DANdism's voice will always get my knees buckling istg.
Also! Big news! A new fanfiction will enter my works this summer, so stay tuned for updates on that!
Thank you yo all who enjoy this shitshow of a fic, I love each and every one of your asses❤️
P.s: chaper one of JoJo's bizarre adventure: The JOJOLANDS has released February 17th!
Stay safe out there!
Love,
Toadmuncher💚
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