Aizawa is the priest at Momo's wedding but it goes terribly wrong
This is inspired by Yammy's video
Third Person:
Aizawa fixed his tie and looked at Momo. She was very nervous. Today she was going to get married to her boyfriend Diego. She kept walking back and forth anxiously in her beautiful wedding dress.
Aizawa has never conducted a wedding before so he was also nervous. Yet he acted like everything was normal.
Aizawa: Don't worry Yaoyorozu. Everything will be okay. Are you excited? It's time to meet your man!
Momo nodded and smiled. Aizawa wrapped his arm around hers and opened the door.
The church music played as Momo and Aizawa made their way down.
Oh god I'm so nervous! What if it all goes wrong? Diego thinks.
Mina: Omg what a queen! Look at that dress!
Aizawa walks up to his podium.
Momo: Omg!
Diego: Hey gorgeous.
Ochaco: She's so pretty!
Shoto: Wow she snapped! My weave is gone after seeing her look.
Momo: You look so handsome!
Diego: You look better than the day I met you.
Momo: Aw...
Diego: Many weaves have been snatched!
Aizawa walks up to the microphone on the podium. He kind of doesn't know how to start but eventually he does.
Aizawa: Welcome everyone to the wedding of Momo Yaoyorozu and Diego Rodriguez.
Momo: Oof. I'm getting nervous!
Diego: Oh lord.
Aizawa: We are joined here because they love each other very much.
Momo: Okay then...
Aizawa looks up and sees people falling through the doors. They're just late guests (Izuku, Kaminari, and Kirishima).
Toru: Ah, the love.
Momo whispers to her "future husband."
Momo: Did we invite them?
Diego: Hell no!
Momo: The more the merrier, right?
Aizawa: Diego and Momo, do you love each other?
Momo: Yes!
Before Diego answers the question, he yells at the late guests.
Diego: Sit down please! GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY GIRL! Yes!
A few more people stroll in (All Might, Hawks, Endeavor).
Momo smiles at Diego. She's so happy to be getting married to the "love of her life."
Shoto: Canceled. The squad is canceled.
Diego winks at Momo. Jirou arrives late as well.
Momo winks back after saying "ooo."
Diego: What is happening behind us?
Momo: I don't know...
The curtains opened behind Aizawa and revealed a pool. He quickly closes it.
Aizawa: You don't need to see that!
Mineta: Hot tub!
Aizawa: I'm pretty sure that's where you get baptized but we're just gonna close the curtain.
Aizawa faces the guests and chuckles nervously. The wedding is going great.
Momo: Let's just get on with our wedding.
Diego bites his lip and looks at Momo.
Diego: Wow you look amazing.
Momo: Oh damn!
Diego: You have stolen my heart. SIT DOWN GIRL!
Momo: Sit down.
Shoto: Sit down sis.
Jirou sits down a bit surprised.
Tsuyu: Omg, goals!
Aizawa laughs thinking you shouldn't have to tell people to sit at your own wedding.
Diego: I'LL GRAB YOU BY YOUR CRUSTY HAIR!
Momo: No violence on my wedding day!
Aizawa: Diego Rodriguez, do you take Momo Yaoyorozu as lawfully, wedded wife?
Diego: Yes.
Aizawa: Momo Yaoyorozu, do you take Diego Rodriguez as your lawfully, wedded husband?
Momo: Yes!
Kyoka: This is one movie!
Aizawa: Does anyone object to this marriage?
Momo: I hope not!
Aizawa: Me too. This is my first wedding and if anyone objects I'm gonna be upset.
Shoto: Me! I object!
Aizawa: Todoroki!
Momo: Oof!
Everyone is shocked. Shoto stands up proud of himself.
Diego: Excuse me! Wanna fight bruh?
Kyoka: Oh my lord!
Momo: Uhhhh......
Diego: Wanna take this outside?!
Shoto: I loved her all my life, SHE WAS MY WOMAN, WE HAD A CONNECTION!
Diego: Not anymore!
Aizawa: Stop!
Momo: THIS IS MY WEDDING, NO FIGHTS!
Diego : She's mine!
Shoto: Baby, come with me.
Momo: Uhhh.
Momo doesn't know what to do.
Aizawa: Stop this is my first wedding! I don't want it to go wrong!
Shoto: Be with me forever.
Diego: EWWW! YOU'RE A CRUSTY CREEP AND YOU HAVE GREASY HAIR! YOU-
Momo: Who do I really love?
Deku: Oh my gosh!
Kyoka: Let me out on a dress. This is a moment.
Jirou came to the wedding in a suit.
Momo has to pick who she truly wants to marry. Diego, the Mexican man with a hot tan. Or Shoto, the short man with a fabulous snake.
Shoto: I've watched you from afar all my life. It's my time to shine!
Bit stalker-ish, Momo thinks.
Diego: Gurl this guy is humiliating.
Momo: Uhhh
Diego: WE HAD THAT YOUNG LOVE!
Denki: Praise God for his blessings.
Diego: Now isn't the time sir!
Shoto: Come with me.
Momo: I love...
Shoto!
Aizawa gasps.
Diego: Wait WHAT?!
Shoto: Yes!
Momo: GOODBYE! Let's go!
Diego: I CAN'T LIVE!
Diego runs out of the church as Yaoyorozu and Todoroki hug.
Shoto: THANK YOU MY LOVE!
Momo and Shoto run out of the church too. Interested, Aizawa follows them.
Momo: In here!~
Momo and Shoto enter the female bathroom.
Shoto: Get out this is my girl!
Aizawa hides in a stall and listens to their conversation.
Shoto: You're such a ####### beast.
We had to bleep out what he said.
Momo: Finally, we can be together, and live in the women's toilets.
Shoto: Let's live here forever.
Momo: Yes!
Shoto: We will raise our family.
Kyoka: I just wanna go to the restroom...
Momo: And I wanna live here.
Shoto: I gotta take care of him. I gotta catch him outside.
Momo: No don't!
Shoto leaves the restroom and looks at Diego. Everyone follows him.
Shoto: YOU!
Diego: I'M A FREE MAN NOW!
Momo: Omg.
Diego: What?
Shoto: You're horrible! You stole her away!!!
Diego: Well, you crashed my wedding!
Iida: What is going on people?
Aizawa: I wish I knew.
Momo: Uh, Midnight, what should I do?
Shoto: Never come back here!
Diego: Ok. She was ugly! And fat!
Sero: The shade! The drama! The tea!
Diego: And, SHE WEARS A WIG!
Momo: EXCUSE ME?!
Shoto: Don't say that about her! But tea to be honest.
Momo: NO! YOU CAN'T SNATCH MY WEAVE!
Deku: Omg.
Shoto: I need to go think.
~Timeskip~
Todoroki and Rodriguez snuck off behind the church. Aizawa secretly followed them.
Shoto: I'm sorry I have to do this but...
Diego: But... but I love...
Shoto pushed Diego down the edge of the cliff, killing him.
Aizawa: YOU KILLED HIM!
Shoto: Now, he'll never be in our way again.
Shoto turns to face Aizawa.
Shoto: Can you marry us?
Aizawa:...
Shoto: I'll pay you extra.
Aizawa: OK! I am in!
~Timeskip~
Aizawa walks Momo down again.
Bakugo: This again? What is the deal? But I can feel the LOVE.
Shoto: Wow, you're beautiful.
Momo: Thank you.
Shoto: You look much better than you did last time...
Aizawa: Momo Yaoyorozu, do you take murder Shoto Todoroki to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Momo: Of course I do! Murdering is fun!
Eri: OMG! Yay!
Shoto: Let's murder together forever!
Bakugo: We love murder.
Aizawa: Shoto Todoroki, do you take Momo Yaoyorozu to be your lawfully wedded wife?
Shoto: Yes I do.
Aizawa: I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now kiss the bride.
Momo kisses Todoroki, who kisses her back.
Aizawa: OH THERE WE GO! THEY GOT MARRIED!
Momo: Woo! Murdering!
I swear the script is from 2016-2017