???: AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
We see a figure fall out of a red sky into an alleyway garbage can.
???: HUH? WHAT THE [[Fifty Percent Off!]]!?!?
The figure is revealed to be Spamton as he pokes his head out of the garbage can. However he looks a little different.
SPAMTON: HUH??? WHAT HAPPENED TO MY [[Workout-Ready Body]]!?!? I WAS [Big]!!! SO VERY, VERY [Big]!!!
Spamton looks around at their surroundings and notices that he isn't where he was just a little bit ago.
SPAMTON: WAIT A [[Hot Second]]!!! WHERE AM I???
Spamton walks out of the alley and looks up at the sky noticing the big red pentagram.
SPAMTON: OH YOU'VE GOTTA BE [Kidding] ME!!! WHEN I SAID TO TAKE A GOD DAMN VACATION STRAIGHT TO HELL I DIDN'T MEAN IT [Literally]!!! WHAT'S A [[ Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]] LIKE ME SUPPOSED TO DO!?!?
Suddenly a flyer hits Spamton in the face getting stuck on his nose.
SPAMTON: AGH! WHAT THE??
Spamton pulls the flyer off his face and looks at it.
SPAMTON: OOOH! A [Free] HOTEL?? I GUESS IT'S BETTER THAN SLEEPING IN A GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN!!! MAYBE BEING IN [Hell] DOES HAVE ITS [Perk]S!!!
Spamton laughs as he walks off to find the free hotel labelled on the flyer.
TO BE CONTINUED IN...