"mattheo?"
"Yes my love?"
"Can you promise me something?"
"Anything"
"Please delete my Wattpad account before my parents find my phone if I ever die"
"What is wattpad and what is on it that the first thing you want me to do after your death is to delete it?"
"Uh...you see, I have written a lot of shit about people on it so yeah, not that it has something innapropiate"
"Uhm sure, then why don't you show me that app?"
"Mattheo no-"
"Omg tell me-"
"Obliviate"