"Speaking"
('Thinking')
~~~~~~~~~~~~Izuku POV~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
('I can't believe I'm actually doing this') I thought to myself as I inspected the booth the girls had rented. My eyes darting around the unfamiliar setting as I'd never actually been into a place like this.
"Ah! None of that Izu!" shouted lily as she forced me to sit on the strangely comfortable couches.
"What was he doing?" Momo asked as she covered the bottom end of the wall mounted phone, my guess that she was placing an order for food and drinks since they'd apparently rented the place for a few hours.
"He was probably looking for bugs or explosives or something stupid like that."
".........Its not stupid. Our ene-" I started to retort before I was interrupted
"We came out here on a date on a random tuesday, with no prior planning and just winged it. With no one other than one of our trusted friends even knowing this was happening. Even as smart as you are, could you really set up an ambush that fast?" she asked as she glared at me.
"......................No." I muttered, not really wanting to admit it, but unable to refute her claim
"Lily is right Zuzu, we came out here to help you relax. So that is exactly what we are going to do, relax. I've ordered some food including your favorite drink." I raised an eyebrow at that, but decided not to push it.
".......Fine you two win. But I'm not going first."
"Fair enough, here." Lily handed me a tablet "Start looking for a song to sing." I took the tablet and started scrolling through the playlists.
~~~~~~~~~Momo POV~~~~~~~~~
As soon as Izuku was focused on looking through the playlists I looked towards Lily who gave me a questioning glance. I smiled and gave her a small nod. Everything was going according to plan, and Izuku didn't suspect a thing.
('I feel bad for plotting against him like this but he'd never relax otherwise.') While it was true that most of the date was unplanned this part wasn't. Lily told me that if we really wanted him to cut loose we needed to get him drunk.
Otherwise he'd never actually relax, she said that he very rarely drinks and refuses to when on mission. Which technically he currently was on one, so he'd never willingly drink. According to him "I want my mind sharp, I can't afford to let my senses be dulled."
So we brought him here, to this Karaoke bar, one owned by my family. So it made this next part easier, spiking his food and drink with small levels of alcohol and slowing raising the amount so he won't notice.
Which is the hard part considering he is always so on guard, which is why we are distracting him with singing. Either ours or his, so long as he doesn't pay to much attention to his food and drink.
"Alright I guess I'm up first!" Lily shouted excitedly as she picked up the mic
A/N: Do not own music, video or channel ^ also I will not do doing the whole song lyrics, just enough to get the point across. Song is called Dandelions by Nightcore in case it gets taken down
*Music starts*
"~Maybe its the way you say my name~"
"~Maybe its the way you play your game~"
"~ But its so~ GOOD~"
"~ I've never known anybody like you~"
"~ But its so~ GOOD~"
"~I've never dreamed of nobody like you~"
"~ And, I've heard of a love that comes~ Once in a lifetime~"
"~And I'm pretty sure that you are that love of mine~"
"~'Cause I'm in a field of Dandelions~"
"~Wishing on every one that you'd be mine~ Mine~"
"~ I see forever in your eyes~"
"~I feel okay when I see you smile~ Smile~"
"~Wishing on Dandelions~ All of the time~"
"~Praying to god, that one day you'll be mine~"
"~Wishing on Dandelions~ All of the time~"
"~All of the time~"
"~ I think that you are the one~ for me~"
"~'Cause it gets so hard to breathe~"
"~ When you're looking at me~"
"~I've never felt so alive and free~when you're looking at me~"
"~I've never felt so happy~"
"~And, I've heard of a love that comes~Once in a lifetime~"
"~And I'm pretty sure that you are that love of mine~"
*Music end*
The whole time Lily was sing she had her eyes locked onto Izuku, making sure he got the message. While he nervously drank his spiked drink while glancing at me. My guess was to gauge my reaction to this. So he must have gotten what she was trying to tell him. I just gave him a reassuring smile that nothing was wrong with this. Which he may have taken the wrong way as he downed his remaining drink before ordering another one.
('Not exactly what we had planned but if it gets him drinking then maybe we should take it up a notch.') I thought to myself but couldn't help but smirk as I thought of the perfect song to add to the pressure.
Taking the tablet from him I quickly typed in my song and took the mic from lily. I made sure to lock eyes with Izuku as he nervously downed another drink as my song started.
A/N: Don't own channel, video, or music^
~I get dirty thoughts about you~
~They get worse when I'm without you~
~Does that mean that I'm going to hell?~
~Or are you thinking them as well?~
~When I'm Lonely~
~All the corners of my mind~ Start Racing~
~Things that should be kept in the basement~
~Spend my time trying to erase them~erase them~
~But when you hold me~ In the fantasy, It's so convincing~
~I shouldn't think the things I'm thinking~
~But now I've gone and let them sink in~
~The more that I push'em away~
~The more that you're stuck in my brain~
~The more I mentally undress~ I Confess~
~I get dirty thoughts about you.~
*Music end*
(' Oh god I think Kayama-sensei is starting rub off on me!') I thought as I I felt a certain part of my body start to heat up as I took pleasure in watching Izuku squirm as I sang to him. Causing him to pick up speed in his drinking. Which he probably needed by judging by the amount he is sweating.
That being said, neither I nor Lily let up and we just kept singing provocative songs to get him to keep drinking. After roughly an hour of teasing Zuzu, he suddenly leaned forward. His eyes covered by shadows, as he looked down at the tablet furiously scrolling through the playlist.
"Ooh.... I think we broke him." Lily whispered to me. He suddenly shot up grabbing the mic and grabbing his "T" T-shirt and ripping it open straight down the middle, before spinning around perfectly in tune with the start of his song.
A/N: Don't channel, music or video^
~Met her out at the bar~
~Took her back to her place~
~Fell in love in the backseat of the taxi~ Saying I can't wait~
~Stumbled in through the door~
~Had our clothes on the floor~
Then her friend went and walked in~ Now I think I want more~
I blushed hard at the way Izuku was dancing and singing. I zoned out slightly as I stared at his exposed abs, only to be brought back into reality as he suddenly pointed at me
~I really like you~
~And I really like your friend too~
~Is there nothing I can do~ For the both of you~ yeah, yeah~
~Maybe we can have a threesome~ Just Us~
~You, me and your best friend~ Let's fuck~
~No strings in the king size~Tied up~
~No tears if we all make one love~
~We could have a threesome~ Just us~
~You, me and your best friend~ Let's fuck~
~Spent the night in her bed~woke up to a text~
~It's her friend saying, come through~ Cause I want you to myself instead~
~Well I really want you~But I really want your friend too~
~Oh, Is there nothing I can do~ For the both of you?~Yeah, Yeah~
~We could have a threesome~ Just us~
~You, me and your best friend~ Let's fuck~
~No strings in the king size~Tied up~
~No tears if we all make one love~
*Music ends*
Izuku having finished his song he sauntered over to were I and Lily stood frozen at his sudden change. He gently lifted my chin and planted a soft kiss on my lips which I melted into as my legs turned into jelly.
He suddenly scooped me up and held me up with just his right right as he whispered softly into my ear.
"I don't like being provoked, it's time I lived up to my promise and trust me when I say you'll have problems walking tomorrow." He gave me a predatory smirk as his eyes shifted towards the frozen Lily.
"I haven't forgotten about you." He quickly leaned over and gave her a kiss. Then just as quickly he scooped her up and tossed her over his shoulder before she could react.
Not that she could, seeing as Izuku's sudden actions seemed to have shut down all of her brain functions.
"I hope spiking my drinks was worth it cause I'm not letting either of you sleep tonight!"