Takes place 2 weeks after last chapter.
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[Xemon POV]
"YOU CAN'T JUST TAKE THE KIDS MASK, GRIAN!"
"WHY NOT, EVELYN??"
"ITS A KID!"
"AND I'M A VILLAIN!"
This shit has been happening ever since Grian revealed to us he was a villain.
And now he's stealing some mask from a kid that walked by the cafe. He doesn't work today, he just came in to tell us the date of the wedding.
Evelyn's trying, and failing, to stop him.
"Please don't steal the mask-"
"Virgil, shut the fuck up."
"Grian! I can fire you for that!"
"You wouldn't dare, Evie!"
Evelyn's sighed, and I think she's pissed.
"Grian, you're lucky you're a big part of the team, or else I'd murder you here on the spot."
"She'll go all demon on your ass!"
"Virgil Roy Han, I am not on your side now."
"whAT-"
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"Guys, I know we've closed, but seriously-?"
"What?"
"First off, Xemon get off the counter, I know your gay and refuse to use chairs properly, but why the counter? Grian, stop trying to kill V, Doc, you're fine, and V stop instigating Grian."
"No."
"Xemon, yes. Also, where the fuck did Zed go?"
"He left already! He clocked out an hour ago!"
"How the fuck did I not notice..."
Evelyn shook her head, before walking towards the door and looking outside.
"It's getting dark, some of you guys should leave, especially you V. You can barely see in the dark so driving isn't safe."
"You drove me today, idiot."
"Then walk."
"You whore."
"V, I wil-"
"No-"
"Wait a moment, back to what I was saying, Xemon get off of the counter."
"Why?"
"We serve food on there."
"And everyone else sits on here, so why me?"
"..."
"I sense favouritism."
"Still, get down before you injure yourself, we had a dude come in here and slam a hammer on it earlier."
"w h a t."
"Don't question the customers."
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"Did you actually steal the mask, Grian!?"
"nO-"
"you're wearing it..."
"oh."
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(NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ON CHANNEL...
FUCK DAVE WHAT THE FUCK IS THE CHANNEL??
WE'RE LIVE CAREN
OH SHIT UH, CHANNEL 37!!!
NEW FROM ROSE CAFE, THEY ARE A COMPANY HIRING VILLAINS, IS IT A FORM OF REHAB, LISTEN MORE TO FIND OUT!!!)
"That damn News Station is onto us!"
"It's G's fault, he's literally been yelling about it all week."
"I know, I'm not stupid."
"Aren't they on Channel 97???"
"Caren's an idiot, but she's my favourite anchor. She's a lesbian too, so points for that."
"Why are we talking about this?"
What the fuck did I walk into.
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We have a new hire, turns out it's Evelyn's daughter, son, or whatever. Their name is Andy.
They've been cursing everyone out at every chance they get.
We should get nametags with our pronouns on them-
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"Why the fuck are there muffins in the oven!"
"I was told to make them."
"Alright dipshit, did my mom or did Uncle Vire tell you?"
"Evelyn did."
"Mkay, seeya then Xemon! I gotta go try and murder Grian!"
"Okay-?"
"He stole my friends chicken mask! It does suit him, though."
"Pfft-"
"Anyways BYEEEEEEEEE!"
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Alright, for an explanation of this chapter.
It's three days long.
D1: up until evelyn asks grian about the mask
D2: news thingy
D3: andy.