I BITE MY TONGUE
IT'S A BAD HABIT.
meetmebehindthemall
imagine your best friend stops
talking to you for seven years and
then just randomly messages you
with an "imy"
acroBAT
for the last time, I was going
through it back then, stop bringing
it up.
meetmebehindthemall
no 🫶🏻
Falling in love with your best friend is NOT what you should do. At least, that's all that Augustine Finley heard for her entire life. Her mother was adamant that falling in love with your best friend would only create pain and problems — Augustine Finley never thought she would relate to it. Not in the slightest. At least, that was until Dick Grayson flipped his way into her life and right into her heart. See, Dick Grayson was an anomaly she had never seen coming. A factor in problem she never planned on, something she didn't expect to pop up. Augustine Finley never worried about falling in love with her best friend because she didn't have one, and then she turned nine and this angry-at-the-world boy gets adopted by her mother's former best friend. And suddenly she has a best friend who she's showing the ropes of how to survive in a wealthy society.
Suddenly she has a best friend that she could end up falling in love with.
A best friend that she does fall in love with.
And a best friend who shows her exactly everything her mother had warned her for years. Someone who had her heart without even knowing it and yet was still able to break it. Augustine Finley learned that lesson the hard way — don't fall in love with your best friend and think that they'll be there for you no matter what. Because they'll flake on you eventually. They always do (or maybe Augustine was just being pessimistic because of Dick Grayson and what he did to her). Lesson for anyone out there: don't stop talking to your childhood best friend because you have feelings for them and don't want to admit it. It only causes more problems (case and point: losing your best friend). Then again, Augustine learned another hard earned lesson: don't start dating other people when you have feelings for someone else.
That never works out well either.
Morals of the story: don't fall in love with your best friend, don't stop talking to your best friend because you have feelings for them, don't start dating someone else when you have feelings for your best friend, and most of all, don't text your former best friend "imy" and try to act like everything is normal.
meetmebehindthemall
starting a list of how many children
bruce wayne has fucked up, spoiler
alert it's surprisingly large
acroBAT
can confirm there are at least seven
that have lived in the manor 🫣
walkingcorpse
i think i count as two people,
you know, since i died ☠️
meetmebehindthemall
i'm coming in as one child that
didn't live in the manor 🫡
maninasuit
I'm taking all of you out of
my will.
meetmebehindthemall
I WAS IN THE WILL? 🥹
AUGUSTINE "AUGUST" FINLEY
portrayed by chloe grace moretz
instagram(s): augustinefinley, meetmebehindthemall
twitter(s): augustinefinley, meetmebehindthemall
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RICHARD "DICK" GRAYSON
portrayed by brenton thwaites
(in pictures lmao i'll describe
him as based in the comics)
instagram(s): dickgrayson, acrobats
twitter(s): dickgrayson, acroBAT
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AND ...
TITANS CAST as THEIR CHARACTERS
CHRISTIAN BALE as BRUCE WAYNE
DEBORAH ANN WOLL as HARLOW FINLEY
NATASHA LIU BORDIZZO as NICOLETTE ZHOU-CHOLBURN
& others as described
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AUTHORS NOTE
Using this meme again because it
strongly applies here. I just keep making
augustdick aus. And should I be? Probably
not. But here I am. Will this be updated? Who knows. I never update as is. I won't be surprised
when this doesn't get updated.
Also let's not talk about how shit this summary
is? I just threw words into the page and hoped
it would sound okay. And it didn't sound terrible
so I kept it. I also tried to not have a super heavy
summary (like I normally do) and put the Twitter
interactions on there as well. I didn't put all of the
handles of everyone on here bc I'm lazy but I'm
hoping it'll be easy to figure out once we get
farther into the story. Not to mention a lot of
their main accounts will be their actual names
bc they're ✨rich✨ and are technically celebrities.
Anyways, here's to the fun parts of this story
and me literally projecting everything about my
struggles in college/about wanting to go into
medicine into August. Because August is about
25 in this story so she's a struggle medical
student with the inability to process her own emotions and deal with her problems. Let's hear it for struggling medical student who's also at the center of Gotham's tabloids bc she's ✨making headlines✨ by saying shit that politicians in Gotham don't like.
Literally fight me if I don't update this in
at least a week. Please. I need to be stopped.
DISCLAIMERS
1. I do not own any of the plot lines and or characters created for detective comics. Any and all other characters and plot lines that are not seen in these movies are my own, please don't steal. Also it's literally mostly just crackfic shit lmao, you'll be hard to find canon material here.
2. This book may contain some of these things: violence, blood, gore, death, drugs, alcohol consumption, sex, sexual activities, crude language, mental health, etc. Please do not interact with this material if it will mess with your mental health! (Also this is possible cont my warnings but more than likely not many of these will apply).
DEDICATIONS
to the hogwarts founders: ownthelight, angeIeyes,
findtheforce
to the milfs: halosnite, foxgIoves, fxllmoons, awfulmoons, Iexihoward, bananapopsicIes
and to my many other friends whom I love and appreciate: pulcherrius, spacemania, silksenses, sombersuns, arsvenal, aethrastic_dreamxx, bayports, luckyvirgo, elfaouly,bokuroos, xonceuponatimex, dunbonnet, protectremus, arsvenal, svperboy
thank you for reading,
BAD HABIT.