(Blitzo, The White Spy, Task Force STALKER/The Ghosts, Mulkiewicz's Bravo Squadron, Gaz, Newcastle, General Trevor "Carlson" Patterson and his Mercenaries are seen going to MineCon. Meanwhile, Jesse is seen talking with Petra as they walk with Reuben.)
Petra: So, when we're making the deal, I want you to let me do the talking, okay? I just don't want anything to screw this up. Or... anyone.
Jesse: Sure, I'll let you handle it.
Petra: And if you want to be really useful, try to look intimidating.
Jesse: Like this? (shows his angry look)
Petra: I'm less scared-of you than scared-for you.
????: Jesse!
(They see Axel and Olivia.)
Olivia: And... Petra?
Jesse: Hey, you all know Petra... my new super-close friend. We're super-closer now.
(Axel and Olivia get confused)
Jesse: We ran into each other when I was looking for Reuben.
Olivia: Poor Reuben, what happened to his eye?
Jesse: We had a little run-in with some zombies, they whacked him good, bur Reuben held his own.
Axel: What were you doing in the woods, Petra?
Petra: Nothing, just... drawn by the sound of Jesse's high-pitched screams.
Jesse: I would've been spider-bait if she hadn't found me.
Axel: I gotta admit, I'm pretty bummed that they won again.
(They turn to see Blitzo's Ultimate Merged-Verse Squad.)
Olivia: I mean, there's no way we were going to let you go after Reuben yourself. But... it's okay to be a LITTLE disappointed, right?
Axel: Or, like, a lot disappointed, right?
Olivia: The saddest of the sad sacks?
Jesse: Ugh, losing is the worst.
Olivia: WORST-er than the worst.
Axel: I'm so low. Could you wipe the floor with me?
Petra: Enough! I'm calling a moratorium on moping.
Axel: What does that even mean?
Petra: That nobody likes a sore loser. (to Jesse) Hey, Jesse. It's time to go and see about that... thing.
Jesse: Oh.. right, the "thing".
Gandhi: Subtle.
Jesse: Yeah?
Olivia: As a punch to the face, Axel and I were gonna head into MineCon anyway... see you in there?
Axel: I heard there's somebody saying there's free cake by the map booth...
(Olivia and Axel leave as Petra goes to Jesse)
Petra: Hurry... we're supposed to meet in an alley over there.
(They go to the alley.)
Jesse: Dark, dark, very dark over here.
Petra: That's weird... he said the dark, creepy alley close to the gates, but he's not here. Maybe he's late.
Jesse: Are you sure THIS is the dark creepy alley they meant?.
Petra: Hmmm, I WAS. Okay, new plan. You stay here just in case this IS the spot he meant, and I'll look around. I guess I could have heard him wrong. Then again, I've never gotten a meet-up point wrong before.
Jesse: Okay, i'll hold down the fort.
Petra: Thanks, Jesse. (walks away) I'll be back before you know it. If they show up while I'm gone, just stall for me.
(Jesse stays behind, and then he goes to open a box, when suddenly Ivor comes in.)
Ivor: Hey.
(Jesse creeps out.)
Ivor: Who are you? I'm waiting...
Jesse: I'm Jesse.
Ivor: Give me a good reason why I shouldn't walk away from here.
Blitzo: We're with Petra.
Ivor: My business is with her, not her partner. You have the skull, don't you?
Gandhi: What if we have?
Ivor: Give me that!
Petra: Ivor.
(Then Petra comes in.)
Ivor: Not so soon. your partners almost soured our deal
Petra: Ah well, that's not good... I left my friends here while I went looking for you. I got what you guys asked for.
Jesse: IF you have what you promised us.
Ivor: Well, I don't usually like surprises. If you have associates, then our deal is off
Petra: My friend is fine, right , Jesse? There's no problem here. Let's not be too hasty, okay? This is just a little misunderstanding.
Jesse: Let's just do this thing.
Petra: That's what I thought.
Ivor: Proceed then.
(Then Petra gives a box, and Ivor checks the box.)
Petra: I'll have the diamond now.
Ivor: Take it, you've earned it.
(Then they open the box.)
Jesse: Uh, this isn't a diamond...
Petra: No, it's Lapis.
Blitzo: Guys...
(They see Ivor gone.)
Gandhi: Oh crap...
Petra: Of all the dirty, underhanded tricks to pull.
Jesse: Let's go after him.
(Then they go after Ivor.)
Jesse: I'm either getting that diamond, or my skull back.
Blitzo: I'll personally make him pay.
Cyanide: That's the spirit.
Carlson: Come on, son.
(Then they go through another alleyway.)
Petra: Did you see him anywhere?
(They look around, but can't find Ivor.)
Jesse: We lost him.
Logan: First Rorke, now this.
Petra: Then we'll just have to find him again. Go!
(Petra goes to one side, Jesse goes to another, leaving Blitzo and his Ultimate Merged-Verse Group.)
Blitzo: Ultimate Merged-Verse Group assemble!
(They go and suddenly a male voice is heard.)
????: There he is! Gabriel! Gabriel!!!
(Gabriel is seen flanked by his two bodyguards as hisfans surround them.)
Bodyguard: Step aside please.
????: I just have a question!
Bodyguard: Hold all the questions until after the keynote.
????: But the keynote is sold out.
Bodyguard: Hold all your questions anyway!
(Then they go to talk with Axel, who is watching chickens running around.)
Axel: Thought you could just wiggle out of the trap, didn't you? Well... wiggle as much as you want, you're not goin' anywhere.
Blitzo: Axel, listen up... any chance you've seen a creepy-looking beardy guy anywhere?
Axel: No, but Petra told me what happened. I'm keeping an eye out for him. (Blitzo isn't convinced.) Okay, so I got a little distracted. It's just this machine presses all my buttons... unnecessarily complicated, and meant to birds for no reason. It's just, when something like this calls, you gotta answer.
Rimbaud: We really need your help, boy. If we don't find this guy soon, we might never find him.
Axel: I was looking. I just got distracted. (stern) All right, all right, I'll look. (looks up.) After I watch one more chicken get owned.
(Then they see someone looking like Ivor.)
Blitzo: Ha. We see you now, weirdo.
(Suddenly someone blocks their way.)
????: Well, if it isn't some trashbags. (sees Jesse) How's your stupid pig? I heard intense heat causes brain damage.
Jesse: Adrien, you idiot.
Adrien: Hey, who are you calling an idiot?
Blitzo: You. Now move.
(Blitzo pushes Adrien aside.)
Adrien: Hey!
(Blitzo and his squad ignore Adrien and go to see Ivor.)
Hesh: Hey, where do you think you're...
(The figure reveals to be a woman.)
????: What do you think you're doing?
Hesh: Oh, we're sorry.
????: (angry) Get away from me!
Logan: He said he was sorry.
(The woman shrugs it off and then Jesse hears Reuben's squeals as he and Blitzo's Ultimate Merged-Verse Group turn to see a butcher)
Jesse: Reube? Where'd you wander off to.
Butcher: Getcha pork chops here! Fresh off the bone!
(Then they go to see the butcher grabbing a pig.)
Butcher: Nothing sticks to your ribs quite like a juicy pork chop!
Jesse: REUBEN!
(Reuben sees Jesse and Blitzo's Ultimate Merged-Verse Group, and the butcher glares at them.)
Butcher: What's the big idea? I'm trying to run a business here.
Jesse: That's my pig! You kidnapped my pig!
Butcher: Well, I don't know what you're talking about, Chief. I found this pig wandering alone in the streets. Not the fattest pig I've seen. But he should cook up real nice anyway.
Jesse: Please. he's my friend.
Butcher: To me, he's inventory. I might be amendable for some kind of trade... not that you look like you got much of value. I gotta get some kind of return on my investment.
(Blitzo draws his gun.)
Blitzo: Give. my friend's. pig. back.
Butcher: All right, you maniac imp, fine, take him, he's all yours.
(They walk away from the butcher.)
Carlson: Come on, son.
Reuben: Oink.
Jesse: I'm sorry, Reuben. I was so busy trying to find that creepy dude, I didn't notice...
(Suddenly Reuben oinks, and then they see someone Ivor. Then they go to talk to Olivia.)
Blitzo: Remember that thing we had to go do with Petra? Long story short, we met up with a guy who cheated all of us on a deal, and now we're trying to track him down. You in?
Olivia: Oh, I'm, all right!
(Then Petra and Axel come in.)
Petra: Any sign of him?
Carlson: We thought we saw him earlier, but that was just a false alarm.
Gandhi: (sees Ivor) Wait, there he is.
(Ivor notices the heroes.)
Gaz: It looks like he's setting towards the hall.
Petra: We're gonna have to get past that usher to follow him.
Jesse: Let's go.
(The heroes approach the bodyguard.)
Blitzo: So, yeah, hey!
Petra: What would it take to get us inside tonight?
Bodyguard: Uh... tickets... hehehe...
Newcastle: It might sound crazy, but we're actually on an important mission.
Bodyguard: I hope your mission came with tickets to the show. 'Cause otherwise... (a chicken ran past him) Chicken... Chicken-Chicken-Chicken! (sees the chicken going away) It's gone, you're totally fine, you're a totally cool dude.
(Then they gather secretly.)
Petra: We have to do something.
Olivia: Like what? The show has been sold out for ages!
Axel: I could just bust right through. I just need a little wind-up room...
W. Spy: We need a distraction.
(Petra sees some chickens and smirks.)
Petra: A lot of chickens running around might be a distraction!
(The bodyguard is seen trying to shoo a chicken.)
Bodyguard: Shoo! Get outta here!
Mulkiewicz: The usher is afraid of chickens...
Blitzo: What would you say if I told you I wanna break this guy's chickens machine to create the mother of all distractions?
Olivia: But you have to break that pane of glass. How you're going to reach it?
Petra: Let's look around. There HAS to be something we can do.
(Then Blitzo and his Ultimate Merged-Verse Squad sees the chicken machine.)
Jesse: We need to reach the window, but the fence is in the way. And I don't think I can mess up the fence if HE'S around.
(Then they go to see a man jumping on a slime block.)
Blitzo: Hmm... I bet we could reach that glass with a slime block.
(Then they go to see the same woman they met earlier.)
Hesh: Ohhh... hey. We meet again... (chuckles nervously)
Logan: Uh,,, one slime block please.
????: We don't give out blocks here, just slime balls. But we've got a limited supply today and we're giving out 2 per customer. You COULD craft your own slime block if you have 9 slime balls.
Hesh: We're honestly sorry about earlier... we honestly thought you were someone else.
????: Apology accepted.
(Axel, Olivia and Petra come in)
Axel: A round of slime balls for everyone, please.
(They are next seen with eight slime balls.)
Jesse:Wait, this is only eight slime balls. We need one more to make a slime block.
Petra: Okay, we need to find another way to get some more slime, and quick.
Axel: On it.
(They separate again, and then Jesse sees Lukas.)
Jesse: Hey, uh, Lukas? Can you do me a favor?
Lukas: Anything's possible.
Jesse: We need slime balls. I swear I have a really good explanation...
Lukas: (sees the gang) Whatever you guys are doing, count me in.
Petra: Thanks, Lukas. (to Jesse) Told you he was useful.
Axel: Aw, man... this guy isn't actually cool, is he?
Olivia: Remains to be seen.
Bicarb: It's crafting time.
Lukas: So, you guys been building together long? You've got good chemistry.
Axel: You jealous?
Lukas: I'm just saying, I think it's cool to have a team that works so well together.
Axel: You're totally jealous.
Rimbaud: How is it going, Bicarb?
Bicarb: (finishes the block) Ta-da! One slime block!
Jesse: Gross!
Olivia: I'll take that. (takes the block) Riiiiiight there.
(Olivia places the block down.)
Carlson: It's all on you, son.
Blitzo: Give me a boost.
(Then Carlson helps Blitzo to climb the rooftop, and then he jumps to the slime block before breaking the glass, freeing the chickens. The owner sees the chickens escaping.)
????: My poultry! My precious poultry!
(The bodyguard sees the chickens.)
Bodyguard: Keep your eyes closed! They'll peck out your eyes!
(The chickens pin the bodyguard.)
Petra: Now's our chance.
Blitzo: Welcome to my Ultimate Merged-Verse Squad.
(Blitzo's Ultimate Merged-Verse Squad goes to look for Ivor. The guard notices that.)
Bodyguard: Hey!
(The bodyguard gets tackled by another chicken, and then the heroes enter. What Blitzo doesn't know is that his old friends, the 88 squad, IG-82's squad and Matthew Bryce have spotted them. They are seen as the screen goes to black.)