aries:i wasn't invited but i'm still going
taurus:i didn't mean to hurt you or start anything
gemini:my mom is obsessed with you
cancer:he never texts me first. he hates me
leo:shut up you love me
virgo:tonight was fun. thanks for inviting me and sorry i'm kind of not fun
libra:have i always been hot?
scorpio:shit's gonna go down tomorrow i can tell you that
sagittarius:i can't i have detention again
capricorn:you literally have a crush on everyone. it's disturbing
aquarius:are you trying to flirt?
pisces:hey what's wrong? you seemed sad today