(Link, Revali, Mipha, Daruk, and Urbosa joined the chat)
LINK: Damn that was a nice christmas
REVALI: I still don't think I want to know what that crap on your plate even was
DARUK: Revali, you must respect everyones' life choices
REVALI: Fair enough. I myself have made questionable life choices as well, such as choosing to dedicate my life to "assisting" Link in the final battle
URBOSA: You, salt bag, will the same no matter what life choices you make
DARUK: Hey calm down everyone! No need to get so upset!
REVALI: Being the arbiter as always, you giant boulder
DARUK: Hey i just noticed, Mipha ain't said anything yet
MIPHA: ....
LINK: Wassup miph
MIPHA: Nothing, I just, am really busy- making-
LINK: Makin what? Zora Armor?
MIPHA: Ummmmm. Link, will you accept my Zora Armor?
REVALI: the f*ck
DARUK: Let's goooooo
LINK: I forgot, can you remind me what that armor is for again
(Zelda joined the chat)
ZELDA: Everyone! Emergency!
URBOSA: Hmm?
ZELDA: Ganon is here!
DARUK: Haven't we killed Ganon like 4 times or something?
ZELDA: But for real this time, calamity Ganon has awakened and it's destroying hyrule?
DARUK: Damnit there go my afternoon plants, well we better get rolling, champions, to your divine beasts!
REVALI: Are you the boss now?
URBOSA: Revali, all of Hyrule depends on us now
REVALI: Yes of course, I will make to Vah Medoh with haste, but I am certain that Link will require my services as his savior in his final hours
(Daruk, Urbosa, Revali, and Mipha left the chat)
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(Sooga joined the chat)
SOOGA: Guys its horrible, the Yiga Clan resurrected Kohga but he still thinks Ganon's the boss and now the whole Clan is back with Ganon
ZELDA: Uh-oh. They must've been the ones who resurrected Ganon
SOOGA: You got that sealing power, right Zelda?
ZELDA: Ummm
LINK: You do right???
ZELDA: I-
(Urbosa joined the chat)
URBOSA: Zelda, I need to talk
ZELDA: What's wrong, Urbosa?
URBOSA: I am at Vah Naboris, but there is a strange creature here. It is far beyond my skill level.
ZELDA: Urbosa!??
URBOSA: Sav'orq, my friend?
(Urbosa was disconnected)
ZELDA: URBOSA???
LINK: Sh*t, this got real dark real fast
SOOGA: Ayo don't forget about ya boi Sooga
SOOGA: Ouch
LINK: What happened?
SOOGA: Man it's nothin, the Ganon loyalists just stabbed me in the back
LINK: Yeah you already said that
SOOGA: Nah i mean literally
(Sooga was disconnected)
LINK: Damn
(Daruk joined the chat)
(Mipha joined the chat)
DARUK: Little guy! You alive still? I am, but Daruk's protection ain't gonna last...
MIPHA: Link! Are you okay???
LINK: .....
ZELDA: I think he's in shock....
MIPHA: Can i heal that???
(Revali joined the chat)
REVALI: Don't worry all, we may have been ambushed by these creatures, but I, the great master revali, will overcome this-
(Revali was disconnected)
DARUK: Damn
LINK: Uhh, Zelda, i'm startin to pass out. I think this is it. Careful around those guardians
ZELDA: No! It can't end like this! I-I'll try to distract those guardians!
(Zelda left the chat)
DARUK: Imma head out, little guy
(Daruk was disconnected)
MIPHA: Well, I guess it's just you and me left, Link.
LINK: Yeah... Goodbye I guess? Also, make sure that armor or whatever fits me right
MIPHA: I will.... Oh, and Link?
LINK: Yeah?
MIPHA: I.... I love you
LINK: Me too, I guess....
(Mipha was disconnected)
LINK: ......
(Zelda joined the chat)
LINK: .....
ZELDA: Link????
(Link was disconnected)
ZELDA: There has to be a way to save him...
(Zelda left the chat)
(AnonymousWeirdo joined the chat)
ANONYMOUSWEIRDO: Those damn fools... I warned them this would happen. Revali was right, they were all asinine.
(AnonymousWeirdo left the chat)