Long story short, Pietro failed miserably at floor skating.
"WHEN YOU WALK BY EVERY NIGHT, TALKING SWEET AND LOOKIN FINE-"
"Shut up Y/n" Sharon grumbled.
"A bit rich coming from a woman reading a book for unintelligent mortals" Loki quipped, smirking as she glared at him over her trashy magazine.
"It's called a magazine Loki" she snipped.
"I don't care in the slightest."
"Would you if Y/n read one?"
"Absolutely" he replied in an obvious tone. "But my wife isn't that stupid, so as of right now, no, I'm not interested."
"I GET KINDA HECTIC INSIDE!" You and Clint belted out, shimmying around the living room.
"BABY IM SO INTO YOU!" You sang, pointing at Loki, the God smiling.
"DARLING IF YOU ONLY KNEW!" Clint added.
"ALL THE THINGS I THOUGHT THEY WERE MINE!" You both chorused, dancing around the couches.
You flopped down beside Loki once the music stopped. He put a cool hand on your leg, drawing little patterns on your skin as you leant your head against his shoulder.
"Seriously Y/n? Do you ever stop acting like a child?" Sharon complained from her spot beside Steve.
"Baby I really hate you, darling if you only knew!" You sang out, conjuring a bag a handbag. "Oh hold on, I think I have something I here for you- oh look" you smiled falsely, pulling your hand up with the middle finger pointed at her.
Loki laughed as the rest of the team chuckled, Sharon complaining to Steve as he tried not to laugh.
A second later the window smashed and a large blade impaled you in the side.
"WHAT THE FUCK" you shouted, jumping up and looking out the window. You saw Bucky and Sam standing down on street level looking up at you.
"IM GOING TO KILL YOU TWO WHEN YOU DRAG YOUR SORRY ASS'S UP HERE!" You shouted down before Loki picked you up gently and laid you on the couch.
"This is going to hurt love" Loki said quietly.
"I'll be- ow!" You exclaimed as he slowly began pulling the knife out.
"You were saying?" Thor asked with a grin. You flipped him off and gritted your teeth.
"Oh for fucks sake" you muttered before sitting up and pulling the blade out in one swift movement.
"Y/n!" Multiple people shouted.
You rolled your eyes. "I'll be fine guys, it'll heal up in a few minutes."
"You're losing a lot of blood" Wanda said worriedly. "N/n what's your type?"
"Tall, dark hair, sweet, super hot, likes to stab people, kinda scary-"
"Your blood type Y/n" Steve groaned as Loki chuckled and kissed your temple.
"Red."
"Seriously?" Tony groaned.
"Well you should really be more specific" you sassed, pulling your shirt up slightly to see the wound slowly knitting itself back together. "Look, I'm fine. Plus you wouldn't have any of my blood type, I'm an elf."
"Well we're married love so mine would work" Loki said, sitting beside you and laying your head in his lap.
"I didn't know we were married."
He rolled his eyes, smiling slightly. "Cool, I didn't know it worked like that" you mused as he began braiding your hair.
"You don't seem to know a lot" Sharon sneered.
"There are 1,013,150 words in the English dialect yet there is not a single combination of them that describes my urge to hit you a chair" you sighed, rubbing your temples.
"There's many more words in Asgardian, I'm sure you could find something there!" Thor said happily, not noticing your sarcasm.
"Thank you Thunderman."
"Rude" she muttered as Loki snickered.
"Look at these two lovers" Clint said in a baby voice.
"Well you would hope so, we are married after all" Loki commented.
"Maybe I just married you because you're hot" you said, looking at him.
"I'd be okay with that, ego boost for me" he replied with a smirk. "But I know you love me."
"I most certainly do not" you declared.
He started planting kisses all over your face until you laughed. "All right all right you win." He grinned and kissed your forehead one more time before teleporting away.
Pietro sighed, still sulking on one the couches.
"You know, there's a sweet girl in the coffee shop just down the street pp..." you suggested. "I may have mentioned you to her when Loki and I went last week."
He looked up hopefully. "Really?"
You nodded. "I go all the time so I know her quite well, she's lovely. Her name is Kate Bishop, she's 22."
"When does she work?"
"Every second day. She's working right now actually..."
"No Pietro" Wanda warned. "You're injured."
Loki conjured a pair of crutches, throwing to the speedster who blew the God a kiss before disappearing in a flash.
"Loki!" Wanda scolded.
"She started it" he defended, looking down at you with a grin.
"Just call me Cupid" you declared, striking a pose.
"I think not, because whatever this relationship is isn't working" Loki commented, appearing beside you.
"Shush emo."
"I am not emo!"
"Whatever floats your boat."
Loki rolled his eyes as you smirked, kissing him on the cheek before wandering into the kitchen.
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*le gasp*
Another chapter?? In one day?? Yeth it is