It is five in the morning, I haven't slept and I'm really bored so I made a bunch of things for this boom for my own entertainment, but ig I'm sharing them. Also I'm sorry this isn't a proper chapter, I literally have it half done but I'm really sick at the moment. Anyways, enjoy this very unfunny memes:)
Now for some incorrect quotes I stole from the internet:
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Echo: We're having fun, right Luther?
Luther: I've never been more stressed in my life
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Echo in S1: I finally got eight hours of sleep. It took four days but whatever.
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Viktor: You really dropped everything and came all this way for me? How did you guys even get here so fast?
Five: Several traffic violations.
Echo: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Klaus: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Echo: Also that's not Five's car.
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Echo & Diego, in prison: How did you find us?
Five: I put morons into the gps and it let me straight here.
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Echo: Five is too tall for me to kiss him properly. What should I do?
Diego: Punch him in the stomach, and when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Klaus: Tackle him.
Luther: Dump him.
Five: NO TO ALL OF THOSE!!!! JUST ASK ME AND ILL LEAN OVER!!
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Five: There is nothing worse than people using big words they don't understand just to seem smart.
Echo: I photosynthesis with this.
Klaus: I agree, very discomposing.
Five:
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Luther:Why would you give a knife to Echo!??
Diego: Echo felt unsafe.
Luther: Now I feel unsafe!
Diego: I'm sorry...
Diego: Would you like a knife?
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Five: We call this a traumatic event.
Five, looking at Echo: not 'a major L'
Five, turning to Klaus: not a 'lmao that sucks'
Five, turning to Diego: not a "it is what it is'
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Echo, to the Hargreeves: Are you seeing anyone?
The Hargreeves: Uh...no, why?
Echo: I just think...a therapist would be good for you.
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Five: Uh, what are you doing?
Echo: I'm hugging you, dummy.
Five: Do you really think I need to be held? Like some pathetic lower being who craves physical affection?!
Echo: Okay...I'll stop-
Five, hugging her back: No, you were right, please don't go.
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Echo: Is this a good idea?
Diego: Probably not.
Echo: Do we care?
Diego: No.
Klaus, tied to a tree: Please let me go, I'm scared.
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Five: Hit me.
Echo, slapping him: Okay.
Five: What the hell was that for!?!?
Echo: You said 'hit me'?
Five: WE'RE PLAYING BLACK JACK, ECHO!?!?
Echo: What's black jack?
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Echo: Hey, Five. I made this bracelet for you.
Five: Sorry, I'm not really a jewellery person.
Echo: Oh, okay. That's fine you don't have to wear it-
Five: No, I'm gonna we're it forever, fuck off.
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Luther: Shit! The power went out again
Allison: I can't see anything. Where the hell are you guys?
Echo, shaking and glowing: I got this.
Five: Echo, why are you glowing?
Echo: Oh, I ate a glow stick earlier.
Five: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EAT A GLOWSTICK!?!!
Echo: So I could glow, obviously.
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That's it, thank you
Hopefully the next chapter will be out tomorrow but I have to go to the optician so idk