Circus music ensues! Meet Anzu, who performs at a local circus. Unfortunately for her, she's too clumsy to do her performances well. Everyone dislikes her performances due to this, but there's one person who does like them...Gin ibushi! Yeah you heard me right, that's Gin!
Gin likes going to the circus often since there's a lot of cool animals. But because of that, he's seen Anzu's mess-ups quite often. But Gin finds it hilarious, while everyone else pities her..
One day, Anzu decided to talk to this kid! He seemed nice, and she noticed that he was the only one who clapped for her performances (besides her parents...)
Anzu went for the basic questions first. For example, "What do you like?" She never expected the response to be...
"I like my furry discord server, meow!"
Anzu froze. This got her incredibly intrigued. What 12 year old ever says that? So of course, Anzu being the clown she is, she asked for the link.
#private-chat
- CircusFreak0.0 has joined the server
beggsenedict: who are you..? How did you get into the private channel already??? Are you another one of Keiji or Mai's simps?
CircusFreak0.0: Huh? Keiji...Mai? I don't know who those two are
CircusFreak0.0: But um, my name is Anzu! I'm a profreshional clown! I met with Gin, and he invited me here!
joeMAMA69: ARE YOU THE GIRL WHO STOLE MY ERASER IN SCIENCE CLASS???
CircusFreak0.0: J-JOE??? YOU'RE IN THIS SERVER?!?
CircusFreak0.0: I-I MEAN... NOT ME, HAHA! YOU MUST BE THINKING OF ANOTHER ANZU
joeMAMA69: so there just happens to be two anzus who work at the circus? :face_with_raised_eyebrow:
CircusFreak0.0: N-No! Actually, maybe? HA, maybe it's a different circus!! That's crazy!!
joeMAMA69:
joeMAMA69: give. me. that. eraser. back.
CircusFreak0.0: WHY'D YOU RANDOMLY PASTE CIRCUS MUSIC???
joeMAMA69: it's only suitable for a clown like you >:(
CircusFreak0.0: OK I ADMIT IT...! I STOLE YOUR ERASER!! I'M SORRY!! I REALLY, REALLY, NEEDED ONE FOR HISTORY NEXT CLASS, AND MY FRIEND RANMARU LIKES EATING ERASERS SO I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!
joeMAMA69: What.
joeMAMA69: What do you mean ranmaru likes eating erasers...
CircusFreak0.0: He says it reminds him of his hometown pastries? I think 'cause they were pink too....?
joeMAMA69: Dude... I think he needs to go see a doctor, I don't think eating erasers is healthy or normal.
beggsenedict: what type of person eats erasers...?
woofandmeowz21: CAAN WE INVITRE HIM, WOOF?!!!
CircusFreak0.0: Are you sure based off of what I've said? Actually, you know what... who cares! One more friend to join this server isn't a bad thing!
#dms-with-C0c0nutHead
CircusFreak0.0: HEEYY Ranmaru!!! My best, best friend!
C0c0nutHead: No anzu I'm not subbing in for you again. I do NOT want to go to the circus EVER AGAIN after what happened
CircusFreak0.0: Woah woah woah!! I wasn't going to ask you that, just wait!
C0c0nutHead: Anzu I really don't feel like doing your homework again...
CircusFreak0.0: STOP making up assumptions for what I'm gonna ask you!! :(
CircusFreak0.0: ANYWAY, I was gonna ask you if you wanted to join this discord server with some really really cool people!
C0c0nutHead: ...
C0c0nutHead: What's the catch? What type of elaborate scheme do you have planned?
CircusFreak0.0: WHAT? THERE IS NO CATCH ITS JUST SOME COOL PEOPLE TO TALK WITH
C0c0nutHead: Ok then, what's the server about?
CircusFreak0.0: So... um...
CircusFreak0.0: It's a furry discord server...
C0c0nutHead: Yep so that's the catch
CircusFreak0.0: SHUSH SHUHSH!
CircusFreak0.0: Just trust me on this, okay? The people there are really funny and nice and i dont think that they would bully you for being a brit
C0c0nutHead: that's what you said last time....and the time before
C0c0nutHead: my identity always gets bashed on... this is why I had to leave my hometown for good...
CircusFreak0.0: I'm serious this time, ok? They seem really accepting of the british...
CircusFreak0.0: If there's like 2 lesbians in that server I don't think they'll care if you're british or not...
C0c0nutHead: what if they don't even like tea and crumpets..? Disgusting people like that are out there you know
CircusFreak0.0: Well, they're accepting of me and I'm a clown!
CircusFreak0.0: Actually,, except for Joe...but he's Joe, okay?! He's mad at me for... other reasons.
C0c0nutHead: *SIGH* okay anzu, I'll trust you just this once...
CircusFreak0.0: THANK YOU RANMARU!!
C0c0nutHead: But if I'm oppressed for being a brit again I will cry
C0c0nutHead: and you'll have to... give me 20 dollars
CircusFreak0.0: Bet! I'll be right this time though, just you see!
C0c0nutHead: you always lose our bets, anzu...
CircusFreak0.0: Yeah, thats true...
CircusFreak0.0: I think i've lost over 10...20...40... 50 bucks because of you :(
C0c0nutHead: Just give me the link to the server. We'll see what happens..
CircusFreak0.0: Okay!!
#private-chat
- C0c0nutHead has joined the server
✰rocknroll4LYFE✰: Coconuthead? What a weird name lmao
C0c0nutHead: :(
joeMAMA69: oh look it's the guy who eats erasers which FORCED ANZU TO STEAL MINE YOU LITTLE
CircusFreak0.0: GUYS!! STOP BULLYING RANMARU HE JUST JOINED!!
XxUnW@nted_$0ulxX: welcome to this toxic environment, ranmaru..
C0c0nutHead: Anzu I thought you said the people here were nice and funny
CircusFreak0.0: T-THEY WERE!! JUST BEFORE YOU JOINED!!
joeMAMA69: Hinako... Qtaro called you emo once. Hayasaka did call you a scummy child, but I don't think that makes this server toxic
C0c0nutHead: I don't think I'd be able to reveal my true identity to you guys either.. It'd be too toxic in this server
joeMAMA69: what? The fact that you're a brit or that you're gay?
average.officeman: you're a brit? ew
uwubreadbun: Aw, and I thought you were really cool :(
friendlypoliceman: I would arrest you if I could, pal
C0c0nutHead: FOR BEING BRITISH? D:
!kurumadathekoolest!: You're so right, Keiji!! You're always right :heart:
burgerand_fries6738: HAH! And people say americans are bad
✰rocknroll4LYFE✰: I really hope people like you aren't the type who go to our concerts, eraser eater...
alice.in.wonderband: You probably wouldn't even know how to un-burn a waffle!
XxUnW@nted_$0ulxX: i can't fucking believe you're a brit, and to think i welcomed you.. you're worse than hayasaka.
bucket_girl999: I have to agree with Hinako here! A girl in my class is british and she's so un-cool!! :(
lunxr.brxsh: I really hope the advertisement for our server didn't reach out to you
lunxr.brxsh: My horoscope told me to stay away from brits, so obviously you're a horrible guy.
amihsim: I'm not one to hate on people, but I could never get along with a guy like you...
beggsenedict: Brits... most of them don't have proper taste in food. I've seen too many brits that eat erasers and don't like beggs enedict.
woofandmeowz21: Woahah, mya! Whas goin on, woof?!/
woofandmeowz21: Oh it a brit, meow. Nevemrind u can conttinue woof.
CircusFreak0.0: WHAT THE HECK GUYS!??!? WHERE DID THIS EVEN COME FROM??!
Anzu was devastated that she owed Ranmaru $20 now.
CircusFreak0.0: Ranmaru just sent me a dm telling me he's sobbing on his floor...
C0c0nutHead: WAIT ANZU PLEASE DON'T SAY THAT :'(
CircusFreak0.0: OH! Sorry, Ranmaru!
✰rocknroll4LYFE✰: Wow, I kinda feel bad for the guy... Seems like he's too weak to defend himself in an argument..
!kurumadathekoolest!: Yeah, bullying him isn't fun if he's not fighting back
burgerand_fries6738: The guys' prolly shakin in his boots right now
CircusFreak0.0: He didn't even do anything wrong!! (aside from being a brit, but you guys can look past that for his amazing personality!)
beggsenedict: Maybe we can forgive him...
C0c0nutHead: OK THANK YOU
C0c0nutHead: But besides that, about what you said, Qtaro...
C0c0nutHead: You said you were an American?
burgerand_fries6738: Ye, and what about it?
C0c0nutHead: You American scum are disgusting. First you break away from OUR QUEEN, QUEEN ELIZABETH HERSELF. I know that she wasn't around when you broke away, but it's still your fault. Then, you decide that you have the right to make your OWN COUNTRY, SEPERATE FROM US
C0c0nutHead: And worst of all, you American bitches are so disgusting and weird. You eat your... Burgers, with pickles and tomatoes, and it's gross! None of you guys eat the superior food, our tea and crumpets. I bet NONE of you guys have ever rode on a double decker bus. You have those disgusting one-story buses! And to top it off, you call everything by your... weird, different names!! Crisps are chips, chips are fries, pop is soda, water fountains are bubblers, and there's so much more that I can name...
C0c0nutHead: In conclusion, I hate you guys and your stupid "red, white, blue STAND FOR THE FLAG" bullshit.
burgerand_fries6738: ...
burgerand_fries6738: HOLY FREAKIN' GRAVY
C0c0nutHead: What? Are you mad I'm right?
✰rocknroll4LYFE✰: Goddamn, we're nice to him for one second and he goes off...
CircusFreak0.0: RANMARU?! Did you have some pent up anger inside and you just let it all out because someone was american??
C0c0nutHead: Have you seen the way I've been treated for my identity? It's disgusting and revolting.. I deserve to stand up for myself.
CircusFreak0.0: I don't think this counts as "standing up for yourself," Ranmaru!!
woofandmeowz21: Im sory, coconut guy, meow!! Wel bee nicer, woof :(
C0c0nutHead: Good.
beggsenedict: I'm starting to have this weird feeling as if there's too many people in this server...
beggsenedict: maybe we should close off invites at this point? It seems like the more people, the more arguments..
!kurumadathekoolest!: that seems like a good idea
!kurumadathekoolest!: but i've never argued in this server once stay safe you guys
joeMAMA69: WAIT WAIT!
joeMAMA69: There's still one more person I'd like to invite if we're closing off invites
joeMAMA69: I was going to invite her later on, but if we're going with what you said, Kai.. I'll invite her now.
beggsenedict: who is she?
To be continue?