You're The Beggs To My Enedict

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Gin knew what he had to do...

Gin had no other social media besides Twitter and Discord. But even there, his only friend was Shin. So he had one last option... To spam Animal Jam chat for two hours straight, spamming the link to the server they had made prior.

This caught the eyes of two individuals, "joeMAMA69" and "beggsenedict".

joeMAMA69, or also known as Joe, has been playing Animal Jam for years. He considers it his childhood and he's also incredibly rich in the game. But in the past, he's gotten scammed numerous times... He's started from the very bottom a lot, having nothing but the starter items they give you when you first join. Nevertheless, he's made his way back up the ranks and has traded his way into having hundreds of cool, "rare" items. Joe has tried getting his friends Sara and Ryoko into the game, but they've only played it for a couple hours and then dropped it. So this server invite was a calling to him. He was excited to discuss Animal Jam with other people!

On the other hand, beggsenedict, also known as Kai, had been playing for two weeks. He joined for one sole reason. Sara had played it. Kai is an interesting individual... as in he stalks Sara. Even though Sara had only played it for about an hour, he had found that out and shortly made an account afterwards. Kai says he plays it for "work purposes" but he's actually getting addicted to the game as we speak. He denies this fact, but for the past couple of days he's been sitting at his computer desk non-stop playing Animal Jam. At this rate he's going to get fired from his job (his job is stalking Sara). So this server invite was a calling to him. Not because he's addicted to Animal Jam, or anything... I swear it's for work.

The first person to join the server is Joe. Of course, everyone thinks he's a troll at first, because of his bad username.

#general

- joeMAMA69 has joined the server

soupsodashin: hey dude... you're not here to raid or anything right???

joeMAMA69: WHAT

joeMAMA69: NO I JUST LIKE ANIMAL JAM

soupsodashin: thats quite the username you have there...

joeMAMA69: nO it's a joke because my name is actually JOE!

soupsodashin: :neutral_face: ok...

woofandmeowz21: Oh WOWZIE! Hii their big bro Joe, meow!!

joeMAMA69: big bro???

joeMAMA69: dude ive known you for two seconds

woofandmeowz21: :pleading_face: Plaese meow...

joeMAMA69: OKOK u can call me big bro

woofandmeowz21: :DDDD

- beggsenedict has joined the server

joeMAMA69: dude. i think you spelled your username wrong

joeMAMA69: it's "eggs benedict" not "beggs enedict"

beggsenedict: oh shit really

joeMAMA69: HAVE YOU CALLED IT BEGGS ENEDICT YOUR ENTIRE LIFE??

soupsodashin: oh my god please dont swear in this server there's a child here

woofandmeowz21: Im 12 meow!!!!!!

beggsenedict: oh my goodness. I'm so sorry.

beggsenedict: additionally, why is a 12 year old in the server?

woofandmeowz21: THASD A JOKE MEOKW!! IM NOT 12 I ASM OLD ENOGUH RO BE O N DISCRD WOOF

beggsenedict: oh ok. that makes sense

soupsodashin: um, anyway, my name is shin. woofandmeowz21 is my friend, gin. could you two introduce yourselves?

joeMAMA69: HI IM JOE IM THE BIGGEST ANIMAL JAM FAN ALIVE ive been playing for i think like 5-6 years??? I'm practically an og at this point

beggsenedict: my name is Kai. I haven't been playing as long as joe has,, but I enjoy the game quite a lot.

beggsenedict: also, if i may ask, who's that offline person named greenmid_ori?

soupsodashin: oh thats my friend sou, or "midori", he doesn't come online as often as we do..

joeMAMA69: okok we should do like an icebreaker game or something so we can all get to know eachother more. I'll start, what's your favorite food

beggsenedict: oh, well, this is quite fitting since this is a um, animal server, (i think?) but i like animal crackers :)

joeMAMA69: BRO ME TOO whats ur favorite flavor

beggsenedict: i love the chocolate ones. the original ones are okay in my opinion, but the chocolate ones taste really good..

joeMAMA69: OH MY GOD YOU HAVE THE BEST TASTE OUT OF EVERYONE HERE. my friend sara hates the chocolate ones...... she likes the vanilla ones

joeMAMA69: we've had numerous arguments about this and she still wont change her mind it's kinda sad ngl

Kai is shocked. He stands up from his desk, puts his hands on his face, and starts tearing up a bit. He can't believe the one he's been following for so long, dislikes chocolate animal crackers, the superior food? Kai might actually quit his job.

beggsenedict: are you for real, for real?

joeMAMA69: YEAH DUDE IM FOR REAL FOR REAL FOR REAL

beggsenedict: i'm so..surprised anyone would feel that way.. Maybe we should move on to a different subject, I think I'm starting to cry..

soupsodashin: that's a...joke right?

beggsenedict: no

soupsodashin: DUDE

woofandmeowz21: My favriote food iz dino chickn nuggies, meow!

joeMAMA69: YOOOOO THOSE CHICKEN NUGGETS ARE THE BEST all of you guys are so cultured and very cool

beggsenedict: I'm glad the people here have great taste in food, as I make lots of food myself.

joeMAMA69: what do you make?

beggsenedict: primarily, beggs enedict is my favorite thing to cook

joeMAMA69: dude you said it wrong again.

beggsenedict: oh... I did? Sorry about that.

woofandmeowz21: Dont wurry! Ur still beter at spelling then me, woof!!

beggsenedict: thank you, gin.

"Why am I being praised at spelling by a twelve-year old?" Kai thought. It doesn't mean much coming from a child.

And so the four kept on chatting about numerous things. It was a nice cozy server, but Gin still wanted more friends. And since he was banned from Animal Jam for 2 days for spam, he had to think of something else. Good news, Kai and Joe had some ideas for him...

To be continue?

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