mike wheeler antis
july 9th 11:35am
simp for eddie: you know dustin
simp for eddie: you've never told me how your girlfriend knows your bun is dusty
wasp repellent: i'm sorry WHAT
simp for eddie: when we first made the gc i asked you how she knows your bun is dusty and you never responded
bowl cut: oh my god dustin you should add her
purple palm tree: ADD HER HOT SISTER TOO
hot person: definitely add a hot sister
wasp repellent: okay fine
wasp repellent: but you guys have to be nice okay?
purple palm tree: i'll be nice if you add her hot sister
wasp repellent: who??
purple palm tree: what was her name?
the annoying mike: you mean the emo looking one?
bowl cut: i think it was eden
purple palm tree: EDEN RIGHT
purple palm tree: pls add her
wasp repellent: i'm adding suzie first just chill for a minute
*wasp repellent added suzie bingham to the gc*
suzie bingham: hi!! who are you?
wasp repellent: hi suzie poo! it's dustin
suzie bingham: oh hi dusty bun!!
purple palm tree: can you add your hot sister?
suzie bingham: what?
simp for eddie: is dustin's bun actually dusty?
suzie bingham: dusty who are these people?
wasp repellent: sorry suzie. these are my friends and most of them are probably high
suzie bingham: smoking is a sin plus it's very bad for you. you shouldn't do that
purple palm tree: can you add your hot sister now
suzie bingham: which sister are you talking about?
purple palm tree: uhhh the hot one
wasp repellent: sorry again suzie poo. this is argyle, i think you've met him? and your older sister eden?
suzie bingham: oh!! you want me to add eden?
purple palm tree: YES
suzie bingham: okay!
*suzie bingham added eden bingham to the gc*
eden bingham: suzie?? what is this?
suzie bingham: some argyle guy wanted me to add you!
purple palm tree: hi eden 😏😏
eden bingham: oh we got high together right?
purple palm tree: SHE REMEMBERS ME
*simp for eddie changed suzie bingham's name to suzie poop*
suzie poop: dusty? who is this?
wasp repellent: that's richie. sorry about him
*purple palm tree changed eden bingham's name to suzie poop's hot sister*
suzie poop's hot sister: i'm way too high for this right now
purple palm tree: me on a daily basis
*the annoying mike changed suzie poop's hot sister's name to emo*
emo: uhhhh okay i'm going
bad hair: too much happening everyone chill out
simp for eddie: not enough happening everyone make more drama
ed sheeran: someone kick him out
the annoying mike: please do
simp for eddie: HEY EDDIEEEE
simp for richie: what do you want
simp for eddie: wanna hang out?
simp for richie: no
simp for eddie: PLEASE
hot person: you two really have to start using your own private chat
simp for eddie: oh we do!
simp for eddie: you definitely don't wanna see what's in it though
hot person: TMI TMI PLEASE SHUT UP
simp for eddie: ;))
simp for richie: oh my god richie shut up
simp for richie: literally the only thing in there is him being annoying
bad hair: that's the only thing in this group chat too
jonathan: can someone pass the olive oil please?
simp for eddie: what??
jonathan: whoops did i text that? i meant to say it out loud. my bad sorry
bowl cut: ignore him please he's high as hell
simp for eddie: clearly
jonathan: no i'm not what
purple palm tree: that's wine jonathan
simp for eddie: LMAO
jonathan: oh
another short chapter i'm sorry. but i just wanna say thank you all so so so so much for over six thousand reads!! it's actually crazy how long ago i started writing this. the fact that it's now starting to get reads, comments, and votes means so much to me. so thank you<33
also a question,
!!st 4 vol 2 spoilers ahead!!
do you guys want me to keep eddie munson and max in like nothing happened? i feel like maybe i should but idrk. what do you think?