Ping Me Up!!!

By oldmonkrum

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*discontinued* Although He is a celebrity who prefers to keep his personal life private, but something about... More

00 Prologue!!!
01 Age Gap!!!
02 Tour!!!
03 Blithe!!!
04 Hoosier-daddy!!!
05 Creepy Crackhead!!!
06 Motivating!!!
07 Sho(u)re!!!
08 Little One!!!
09 Concert!!!
10 OCD!!!
11 Best night!!!
12 Captain America!!!
14 DAD!!!
15
16 Pay Me!!!
17 Habit!!!
18 Allegations!!!
19 Surprise!!!
20 Bound by Law!!!

13 WAP!!!

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By oldmonkrum

 Darshan (YESIMFUNNY) / Esha (hoosier-daddy)

TEXTING

A B C D E F G. Gummy bears are chasing me. One is red. One is blue. One is chewing up my shoe. Now I am running for my life. Cuz the red one's got a knife.

Why are we even friends?

Because you love how random I am :)

-_- I need normal friends!

You are talking about NORMAL? You sing WAP in shower. Pahleaseee.

And you think MATERIAL GIRL is the greatest Disney song ever! Abnormal!

Sheesh 
You tell me which one is the best!

Have you not seen MOANA?? That movie has the greatest songs in the Disney history.

Darshan do you realise you just gave me a written proof that you love watching Disney movies and MOANA is your fav.

YOU WOULDN'T DARE!!

Bahahah
I am blackmailing you with this.
FOREVER!

SHUT UP!

YOU SUCK!

YK YOU ARE A BITCH!

YEP I DO!
I LOVE YA
GOOD NIGHT.

LOVE YA TOO, GIGGLES

SWEET DREAMS

Ps: holding on to today's conversation for-fucking-ever.

Language!

Aye Aye captain! 

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