(y/n's pov)
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Nekoma Gym📍 - Saturday, 2:30 PM
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as i stood outside the gym doors, i hyped myself up.
"ok you got it. just run in, say the first thing that comes to mind, and tackle kenma."
that's exactly what i did.
well- tried too.
"SURPRISEEE SHAWTYYY!!1!1"
"Y/NNN AJDNQBD YOURE HERE" yelled the 6'1½ owl.
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KŌTARŌ BOKUTO
- insanely loud
- bipolar
- excited to see y/n
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all of a sudden i was in heaven ???
"what the heck- God is it already my time??" i asked while slightly panicking.
"no dumbass. bokuto just picked you up," said a soft voice.
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KENMA KOZUME
- quiet
- addicted to games
- never gets enough sleep but still manages to function
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"omg my guardian angel ??"
"dang i really hit the jackpot. you sound just like kenma."
"she's hopeless," kenma said.
once bokuto put me back down, i ran straight for my favorite boy.
kuroo😍
(a/n: nah bro that would be a sick joke to play on y'all💔)
"KENMAÊÆ!!!!" i screamed while making him participate in a one-sided hug.
"i can't breathe," he struggled to say.
"it's bc I'm so hot. don't worry bae i already know."
"no it's bc your cutting off my oxygen supply idiot."
after 2 more seconds i let go and patted him on the head.
just then kuroo started walking towards the 2 of us.
"where's my hug at?"
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TESTURŌ KUROO
- likes science
- funny ass laugh
- doesn't know where his hug's at
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"i know this fool did not just say that-" bokuto said.
"kuroo. I'm gonna have to decline. respectfully," i said while putting my hands in front of me.
(a/n: like how ppl do when they're found guilty of sum ??? idk how to describe it💀)
"damn what did i do to deserve this kind of treatment?"
"you talked," answered kenma.
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after an hour of catching up, running away from kuroo, making fun of kuroo, and blackmailing kuroo, we said our goodbyes and went back to our respective rooms.
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(kuroo's pov)
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no maidens🤨😖
piss head - ABSOLUTELY NO MAIDENS:
YOOO KUROO YOU DIDNT TELL ME YOU KNEW A PRETTY GIRL ???
owl - maybe one (1) maiden:
kubro knows a pretty girl :0
who is it
fox - maidens:
that's what I'm tryna figure out
no one likes him lol
nerd - no maidens,, L:
I'll have you know i have wayyy more fan girls than you Mr. Cameraman
fox - maidens:
that's cool but ur avoiding the question
piss head - ABSOLUTELY NO MAIDENS:
yeah kuroo
fess up
who was the girl w/you in the gym
owl - maybe one (1) maiden:
oh hey i was with a girl in the gym earlier :D
that's so crazy
nerd - no maidens,, L:
bokubro i love you but sometimes you make me wonder if you were ever dropped on your head as a baby
the only girl i was with was y/n
and the same goes for you
so clearly we're talking about the same girl
owl - maybe one (1) maiden:
oh🧍🏽♀️
i love y/n🤩
piss head - ABSOLUTELY NO MAIDENS:
right so who is she😀
she was hella pretty dawg🤝
nerd - no maidens,, L:
she's one of the managers from karasuno
but shes off limits🙅🏽♀️
i already called her
owl - maybe one (1) maiden:
yeah but she doesn't call you back lol
fox - maidens:
damn i know that hurt
piss head - ABSOLUTELY NO MAIDENS:
hey uh,,
could u maybe like
idk
send a picture🧍🏽♀️
fox - maidens:
calm down Atsumu you haven't even talked to her💀
nerd - no maidens,, L:
sure lemme just ask her
[nerd - no maidens,, L is offline]
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kang-kuroo:
h e y
y/n🤢:
w h a t
kang-kuroo:
can u send a picture of urself
y/n🤢:
alright kuroo that's weird.
I'm gonna have to use my force field🧙
kang-kuroo:
sigh
it's for the one labeled piss head
he's 🎺🦵
y/n🤢:
wait like actually-
like the weasel from Barbie 🎺🦵
(a/n: if you get this, ily <3
Kurtis reigns supreme)
kang-kuroo:
nah he just thought u were pretty
y/n🤢:
well zamn say less😏🤏
*kang-kuroo saved a photo*
kang-kuroo:
thanks g🤝
y/n🤢:
anything for a fan😘🫶
read
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no maidens🤨😖
owl - maybe one (1) maiden:
and that's why u NEVER shower with your cat
nerd - no maidens,, L:
wtf😎🤏😀
fox - maidens:
don't even ask
piss head - ABSOLUTELY NO MAIDENS:
u got the goods🥸
fox - maidens:
get a life
please
(a/n: M-O-N-S-T-E-R MONSTERS MONSTERS SO BIZZARE
M-O-N-S-T-E-R MONSTERS MONSTERS YES WE ARE)
nerd - no maidens,, L:
chill cuh
piss head - ABSOLUTELY NO MAIDENS:
🥴
fox - maidens:
I'm surprised she agreed
nerd - no maidens,, L:
this was her response😐
she's special to put lightly
owl - maybe one (1) maiden:
yup that sounds like y/n
piss head - ABSOLUTELY NO MAIDENS:
i call dibs
fox - maidens:
that's whack
you cant call dibs on a girl
she's not food
nerd - no maidens,, L:
suna's right bruv
let's just see how it plays out this week
cross the line and I'm telling the whole karasuno team.
fox - maidens:
damn he added a period
it's srs tsumu
piss head - ABSOLUTELY NO MAIDENS:
yes sir🥶
nerd - no maidens,, L:
great
now gnight bros💯
fox - maidens:
cya
owl - maybe one (1) maiden:
GOODNIGHT😎🤩
piss head - ABSOLUTELY NO MAIDENS:
night
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can u tell i like doing those screenshot message things🤩
anyways I'm gonna try to have the rest introduced in the next chapter
I'm so sorry its taking centuries💀💀
but i hope you enjoyed
byebye <3
-freddiepoo
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posted: july 3, 2022
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edited: november 13, 2022