(y/n's pov)
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Ukai's House📍 - Friday, 7:30 AM
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"Y/NN !! TIME TO GET UP" my uncle yelled.
'damn can't a girl get some sleep around here ??😒'
"YEAH YEAH IM COMING!" i screamed back.
'that's what she said.'
i hate myself.
jk.
partially.
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"about time you woke up," the smoke addict said as i made my way down the stairs.
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KEISHIN UKAI
- smoke addict
- karasuno's volleyball coach
- y/n's uncle
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"i knOw you're not talking. last time i checked, you were barely up on time to open your shop. now all of a sudden you wanna get onto me abt waking up?"
the man was too stunned to speak.
*ding*
*2 new notifications from tsukki go rawr🦕*
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tsukki go rawr🦕:
we're here.
hurry up fatty
y/n the hottie🥱:
frick you😖
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"ok bye. kei and tadashi are here," i said to my uncle.
"don't forget to-"
"do drugs?? dw i already know," i interrupted.
"that's not what i- y'know what nevermind. see you at practice. bye my love," my uncle said.
"bye my little chain-smoker," i said back while blowing a kiss with my hand.
(A/N: pLease tell me y'all know what i mean bc idk how tf u would describe that- like🤠)
as i skipped outside, i saw Kei standing there looking like he was having the time of his life.
oh and tadashi was there too.
"HI YAMMY WAMMY <33" i screamed.
"hi y/n :)"
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TADASHI YAMAGUCHI
- precious bean
- too pure for this world
- y/n's second bestie
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"it's 8:20 in the morning let's refrain from yelling like a maniac," the grumpy beanstalk said.
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KEI TSUKISHIMA
- mean
- annoying
- y/n's brother from another mother
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"your just jealous i didn't say hi to you," i scoffed.
"i really couldn't care less."
"go suck some balls."
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Karasuno High School📍 - Friday, 8:53 AM
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"man screw school. let's skip," i say with a hint of hope in my eyes.
Kei just looked at me.
"go to class, y/n."
"damn ok."
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as i sat down in my seat, i got a notification.
*1 new message from BOKUBABE🤸🏽♀️*
'isnt this fool supposed to be in class🤨'
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BOKUBABE🤸🏽♀️:
WIFEY😍:
i mean shiii say less papi😩
BOKUBABE🤸🏽♀️:
HEY SHOULDNT U BE IN CLASS >:(
WIFEY😍:
i could ask you the same thing🤨
BOKUBABE🤸🏽♀️:
and what do u mean by "say less papi😩"
??
WIFEY😍:
i- u literally sent "make out with me please"
like what am i supposed to say😐
no ??
tf
BOKUBABE🤸🏽♀️:
OHH THAG WAS MEANT FOR KUBRO🤠
MY BAD Y/N🙏
WIFEY😍:
damn so ur cheating on me ??
with a EMO ROOSTER ?????
have i not done enough😔
BOKUBABE🤸🏽♀️:
NO AJDNQNND
KENMAS JUST BEEN IGNORING HIM SO I THIUGHT ID GIVE HIM SOME LOVE
THATS IT I SWEAR😟
WIFEY😍:
AW BO THATS SO SWEET☹️
DW MY LOVE DO WHATEVER U NEED
BOKUBABE🤸🏽♀️:
OK WIFYE O7
(a/n: for those who don't know, the 'o7' is a salute)
WIFEY😍:
ILY NOW GO TO CLASS
BOKUBABE🤸🏽♀️:
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(fat ass time skip to volleyball practice)
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Karasuno Gym📍 - Friday, 5:22 PM
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"GOOD MORNING MAMMY'S!!" i yelled as i walked into the gym with yachi and kiyoko.
"um- y/n ?? you do realize it's 3:30 in the afternoon right?" yachi asked.
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HITOKA YACHI
- adorable
- gullible
- protect at all costs.
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"ofc i know that. but 'good afternoon' sounds ugly and formal."
"Y/N IS THAT YOU??" a little banana head asked me.
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YU NISHINOYA
- hyper
- in love w/kiyoko
- y/n's partner in crime
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"YES SIR. NOW GET READY FOR TROUBLE-"
"AND MAKE IT-"
"TRIPLE D BC WE'RE IN THE BIG TIDDIE COMMITTEE" an old bald man interrupted.
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RYŪNOSUKE TANAKA
- bald
- the 3rd musketeer
- also in love w/kiyoko
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"I thought i told you guys to stop saying that," dadd- DAICHI said with a sigh.
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SAWAMURA DAICHI
- captain
- zaddy
- sick and tired of these kids
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"you did but what's the fun in listening lol," i said.
"ALRIGHT REJECTS CIRCLE UP!" coach Ukai yelled.
we stopped the conversation and went to go sit down in a half circle around the chain smoker.
except for me, kiyoko, and yachi.
we stood bc we're bad bitches.
"ok so i have some exciting news for you all," he started.
"WE GET TO GO TO A TRAINING CAMP!!" the orange haired shrimp screamed in excitement.
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SHOYO HINATA
- loud
- energetic
- looks up to y/n for whatever reason lmao
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"are you kidding me y/n?" my uncle deadpanned.
"you had one job and it was to convince coach nekomata to agree. you weren't supposed to go around blabbing. that was my job."
"to be fair, coach, she got side tracked like 3 times and had to be reminded," tadashi said with the hope of saving me.
it didn't work.
Ukai just looked at me with hatred and betrayal.
'not us staring into each other's eyes😛😏'
'ok shut up y/n'
"merry Christmas..?" i said pathetically.
"when we get to the camp youll have written a whole page on why I'm the best uncle ever," he punished.
"ooh good luck with that y/n," noya said with a grimace.
"thanks, fam."
"anyways," coach continued, "we leave tomorrow so we can have time to rest. be prepared to meet at the front of the school at 7:00 am."
'nah bruh i KNOW he didn't just say 7:00 am'
"alright? now get to work."
"SIR!" they all screamed
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there's no way im gonna be able to keep up with all the characters💀
can barely keep up with my 2 dogs </3
next chapter won't be up until next sunday,,
just wanted people to get a feel first and then come back if they want
hope you enjoyed
byebye <3
-freddiepoo
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posted: june 5, 2022
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edited: november 13, 2022