me: HAY HARRY
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Harry: ...who is this?
me: name's Beth. don't u remember me?
Harry: Yes, sadly why are you waking me up at this time?
me: o wow, nvm I was just gonna ask if you wanted my nudes but nvm. grumpy pants ugh just cause you have luscious locks and an angelic face does not mean you can treat people howver u want
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Harry: wtf
Harry: yes I want nudes.
me: fine, here (image attatched)
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me: they're kinda blurry but ya get the point,
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me: Oh god what have I done, are they ugly? dude why tf are yu taking so long to rep;y
delivered
me: if you don'tl like them just block me now and save me the embarrassment.
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Harry: ur beautiful. I mean your personality sucks but you're like perfect.
me: aw
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Harry: & I may or may not have just jacked off to your nudes.
me: wow harry you know just how to ruin the mood.
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Harry: Well I am Harry, Harry Styles