bitches be like "yayy we goin' on a family tour it's gonna be soo fun with everybody" and suddenly mid-tour their inner introvert strikes and they be crying for going home
it's me
i'm bitches
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hyung-
ayo
the day after tomorrow is our wedding
u all r invited
hoseokie-
that sounds somewhat less enthusiastic
yoongi-
he and namjoon had a fight and walnut had ranted to me on call
who tf fights two days b4 their wedding?
hyung-
me and namjoon
any fucking problem?
cookie-
jin hyung wtf did u do to namjoon hyung??!!
hyung-
great
minyoonji-
pretty sure u all gonna be back to being gucci within 24 h.
guccitae-
GUCCI :D
yoongi-
i assure u that's wut gonna happen this all ain't new
brat-
bitch u didn't have to expose me
guccitae-
r u going to divorce?
hyung-
NO I'M NOT GIVING MY MAN TO ANYONE OUT THERE
brat-
NEVER IN MY LIFE I'M GONNA LEAVE MY JINNIE
yoongi-
there u go
mochicheeks-
wow umm that was quick
btw who the best man?
hyung-
jungkook
brat-
yoongs
yoongi-
unfortunately
hyung-
ah i forgot
theme is off white and ivy green thank's to namjoon's nature-loving ass
hoseokie-
again u sound disgruntled
hyung-
THAT'S CUZ I WANTED IT 2 B PINK
brat-
and that was the reason i had to intervene -_-
cuz there's no way i'm gonna wear a pink tux and wait for a pink jin while being surrounded by all fucking pink flowers every fucking where
gosh i'm trusfrated
*frustrated
jungkook's rubbing off on me
cookie-
glad to know ~(˘▾˘~)
i'll make sure to make jin hyung's peasant ass look like a king 4 the real king himself
hyung-
bitch
brat-
jk thanks but jinnie is the real king
hoseokie-
can y'all pls like stop with the extremely peaches and cream, sweeter than sweet, chocolate cheeks and chocolate wings stuff like pls i'm missing yoongi
guccitae-
u did NOT just do that
here i go
NAE PPI TU NUNMUL
cookie-
no tae not now
minyoonji-
i'm missing minie 2
mochicheeks-
aww yoonie i miss u too
hobi hyung feels annoying
yoongi-
u ain't calling my sunshine dat
minyoonji-
well i ain't shielding u from this minie u brought it upon urself
guccitae-
lmao like a mom
hyung-
well be prepared 4 the wedding i ain't accepting no peasants in my wedding
brat-
jinnie b polite
umm yea
pretty much wut jinnie said but in a more polite way
yoongi-
ayy hoseokie
hoseokie-
ayy yoongi
yoongi-
when should we have our wedding?
hoseokie-
after i graduate?
yoongi-
pretty good
i guess that's it
i'll go select the rings
hoseokie-
i'll be tagging along
mochicheeks-
did yoongi hyung just propose hobi hyung? umm like just.. like that?
and did hobi hyung just accept... just like that?
minyoonji-
unbelievably, yes
hyung-
wow umm idk wut 2 say
brat-
yoongs been always like t8
not surprised -_-
guccitae-
wut i'm scared of is hobi hyung becoming like him
hoseokie-
bitch i still can read all msgs
cookie-
oops
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book's gonna end soon
9 chaps left
anyways this book is so close to 1K thanks to y'all <<<<3333