an organized mess of redacted...

By jjkstarlight

59.3K 1K 518

it's a goddamn mess in here. that's it, that's the description. - - - !! i have no ownership of these charac... More

heyooo
《 you use a pickup line 》
《 your contact names 》
《 his breakup song 》
《 the obligatory holiday special 》
《 he catches you dancing 》
《 you catch him dancing 》
《 he comforts you while you grieve 》
《 he gets clingy 》
oh?
《 him as songs from my playlist 》
《 he walks in on you changing 》
《 him as marvel characters 》
《 him as cereal 》
《 him as encanto characters 》
《 him as chips 》
guess who?
《 you wake him up 》
《 him MTL yelling at me ;-; 》
very dumb (not an update lol)
《 him as incorrect quotes 》
《 incorrect quotes - group edition 》
《 even MORE incorrect quotes 》
《 him as flowers 》
pov: you're out of clever ideas
beep boop i love u
《 songs that remind me of him 》
《 his masquerade ball mask 》
《 your masquerade ball mask 》
《 him as greek gods 》
shameless self-promo time
the only self-insert you'll ever see me write
《 boobs, ass, & everything in between 》
《 him as music genres 》
《 him with kids 》
ahahahahahaha why am i like this 👍
《 what i think he looks like 》
《 him as musical theatre songs 》
so. i can't make decisions.
《 talk too much - teaser 》
《 he gets high 》
i lied, here's another self-insert (UNFINISHED)
what if i told you...
《 EVEN MORE incorrect quotes 》
beating your meat- i mean heat!
《 your night-time routine 》
《 incorrect quotes: back in action! 》
i feel like we all saw this coming
《 talk too much - lasko oneshot 》
《 i love you so - oneshot 》
《 i've had enough - oneshot 》
《 how he would react if you died 》
《 him as songs from my 6th grade emo phase 》
《 could he survive el payaso del rodeo? 》
《 skate to me, baby - oneshot 》
《 you get caught making out 》
《 the earth beneath our feet - oneshot 》

《 his guilty pleasure song 》

867 22 22
By jjkstarlight

no shame in listening to some powerful women bro

also lolol sorry for vanishing again, it's finals week and school is kicking my ASS rn :')

- D.A.M.N boys -

{damien}

girl on fire - alicia keys

- something PRIMAL in him comes out when you put this song on

- would rather die a horrible death than admit that he knows all of the words

- you've tried to get him to sing with you, but he will. not. budge

- "no." "but loveee..." "stop." "pleeeeeaseee?" "absolutely not." 

- ʚ♡ɞ -

{huxley}

roar - katy perry

- what can i say? it's a confidence booster

- came in clutch while you were training for the e&e games, both of you just screaming the words at the top of your lungs

- you could hear him quietly muttering the lyrics when he stepped into the arena

- "you got this!" "i got this? ... yeah, i got this."

- ʚ♡ɞ -

{lasko}

die young - kesha 

- true, you have to drag him off his feet to dance with you but he gets into it once you do

- maybe, just maybe you get a glimpse of flirty lasko

- if not, it's just cute how he laughs as you spin him around

- "laaaaaskooo... c'mere!" "a-alright, alright- i'm coming-"

- ʚ♡ɞ -

{gavin}

i knew you were trouble - taylor swift

- yup, he's a swiftie

- it's funny though because you literally knew he was trouble right there in that fateful 7-eleven

- you joke that if he ever leaves you, you're gonna write an album dedicated to him and become a first-class, award-winning musican

- "like i'm going anywhere anytime soon. i want my scarf back, deviant."

- ʚ♡ɞ -

{caelum}

better when i'm dancin' - meghan trainor

- he picked out the peanuts movie for movie night and LOVED the song

- will ask you to replay it at least 80 times over. in a row.

- but what are you supposed to do? say no?

- "can you play it again?!""don't you wanna listen to something else...?" "nope!"

- the wolf pack -

{david}

oops!... i did it again - britney spears

- you could not believe your eyes when you saw it at the very bottom of his playlist

- you decided to bring it up during the road trip to the cabin for the moonbound solstice and you thought he was gonna swerve off the road out of sheer shock

- positively flustered to no end, the darkest blush you've seen him produce on his cheeks

- "asher- must've put that... on there." "uh-huh. sure, davey~"

- ʚ♡ɞ -

{asher}

fantasy - mariah carey

- he's absolutely shameless about blasting mariah whenever he wants

- yes, he knows all of the words. and yes, he will be dancing

- he fr out here puttin' his whole ashussy- *fucking dies*

-  "talking sweet and looking fine- sing it, babe!!"

- ʚ♡ɞ -

{milo}

bubble pop electric - gwen stefani

- straight vibing

- if he's in the right state of mind (aka when you're not home), he can absolutely bust a fuckin' move

- you were cloaked one time and witnessed it in its full glory, if only aggro pawing at your legs didn't give you away

- "if i offer you a full body massage and free reign of the tv, you will forget this ever happened." "never in a million years, cariño."

- the solaire clan -

{vincent}

firework - katy perry

- he was your personal cheerleader during the e&e games, staying up with you until the sun began peeking over the horizon

- he personally chose this as your training song, claiming it was solely because it was "on brand with you"

- you were only slightly shocked when he knew all of the words 

- "i- uh-... my sister was obsessed with the song and it just.." "this is a safe place, love. you can admit that you're a katy perry fan."

- ʚ♡ɞ -

{sam}

it's all coming back to me now - celine dion

- sometimes you just gotta belt it out, yk?

- it takes a while to get him comfortable to feel so careless around you, but you help him. a LOT.

- it's like a scene straight out of a music video

- "darlin'- i don't know...""just roll with it! BABY, BABY, BABY-"

- empowered bois -

{elliott}

i really like you - carly rae jepsen

- this is his ANTHEM when he was crushing on you

- will neither confirm nor deny if he cried to the song while thinking about you

- always a favorite for late night drives though

- "come on, just admit it!" "that is classified information, sunshine."

- ʚ♡ɞ -

{avior}

umbrella - rihanna

- true, he kept his visits to the human realm short, but he liked visiting when it rained

- there'd be few people in the streets, so he could strut around with no weird glances

- still catches himself humming it, even in the ninth circle of hell

- "when the sun shines, we'll shine together-" "what was that?" "uh. nothing, starlight..."

- unempowered bois -

{aaron}

poker face - lady gaga

- the SMIRK on his face when he catches your eye- GOOD LAAAWD 🔥

- contrary to popular belief, he drags you off the couch 

- literally and metaphorically, he knows how to play all the right cards

- "care for a game of strip poker? offer still stands..."

- ʚ♡ɞ -

{ollie}

party in the u.s.a - miley cyrus

- you teased him for a little, but hey, it's a good song

- great way to unwind after a rough day at work though

- his goofy lil dance moves are the best, and he takes much pride in them (they're not that good, but you refuse to tell him that)

- "ah! no work talk while miley's playing, you know that!" "right. sorry, love."

- ʚ♡ɞ -

{geordi}

material girl - madonna

- it's because he's a broke grad student

- *insert that one tiktok audio- I HAVE 43 CENTSSSS*

- besides you, instant ramen is his one true love

- "cutie, will you marry me?" "no, geordi." "but cutie, i'm... a material gworl!"

- ʚ♡ɞ -

{marcus}

when the party's over - billie eilish

- emotional stability has left the chat

- poor man laying face-first in bed just crying

- you- you might wanna- check on him

- "are you hungry?" "no, i'm full... OF SADNESS."

Continue Reading

You'll Also Like

2.3K 45 13
It's time I corrected the wrongs and do something very few people have ever done for these two.
538K 10.1K 31
(𝕂𝕝𝕒𝕦𝕤 𝕄𝕚𝕜𝕒𝕖𝕝𝕤𝕠𝕟) ═ Tʜᴇ Sᴛᴏʀʏ ᴏғ ᴀ ᴡᴇʀᴇᴡᴏʟғ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍʏsᴛɪᴄ ғᴀʟʟs ɢʀᴏᴜᴘ ᴡʜᴏ ɢᴇᴛs ʜᴇʀ ʟɪғᴇ ғʟɪᴘᴘᴇᴅ ᴜᴘsɪᴅᴇ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴡʜᴇɴ sʜᴇ ғɪɴᴅs ᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍʏᴛ...
110 2 24
This is another spooktober!!!!!!! I will try and write every day this whole month. Hope you guys will like it!
202K 6.2K 24
In the moment you do stuff that takes a few minutes to register in your mind. Couple that with excitement and concern and Theo has no clue what he ju...