3rd pov
"go to sleep tubbo, Tommy and ranboo are already asleep." (y/n) said as she held a small glass of tequila in hand.
"I want to stay awake. I'm not..." he yawned, "... Tired"
(y/n) just hummed.
"I command all thunders and storms seize... Have a good night tubbo" (y/n) smiled at the boy who gleamed.
"yay!!" tubbo went back in to sleep.
"he's 17 and he can get reassured by that?" law asked
"he doesn't like thunderstorms, as much as he likes bombs, he hates thunder and lightning." techno laughed.
"now isn't that just convenient?" law hums as (y/n) nods lightly.
"eyo (y/n)-kun! Catch!" Wilbur threw her a bottle of tequila.
"thanks" she simply said.
"how many tequila bottles do you have...?" dream asked.
"approximately ten..."
"oh good, it's just ten-"
"hundred"
"1000 bottles of tequila? Where do you keep them man?" (y/n) asked.
"somewhere"
"in his bag, don't get dirty" Sapnap said.
....
"boo!" Wilbur jumped as (y/n) just stared at him
She stared before blinking and when she opened her eyes, her eyes were pure black as black liquid oozed out of them.
Wilbur paled and teary eyed.
"w-w-waahhhh" Wilbur cried as (y/n) went back to normal, wiping the black liquid away.
Wilbur kept crying as (y/n) sighed
"oh nooo... I'm sorry, didn't mean to make you cry" (y/n) talked as if she was talking to a baby
"wahhhh...." Wilbur cried and hugged her waist.
"now, now... Maybe next time, you don't do that, alright?"
Wilbur just nodded
"come on, let me get you some tequila as compensation" (y/n) mumbled as Wilbur smiled, still crying though.
"is this normal?"
"very... Very... Normal" dream, techno, and Sapnap said.
"from a scale of nine to ten, ten being the highest, one being the lowest, how normal is this?" Robin asked.
"ten million"
"oh... Okay..." Robin just hummed
"from that answer itself, I don't have to do a DNA test if you guys are actually cousins" law said.
"what? Why do you even have to? Her words itself are true" Eret said.
"oh, you're still here" law rolled his eyes.
"why does it seem like you hate me?" eret pointed out.
"no shit" law groaned and walked off.
A few days past....
The crew now gets to know her cousins.
But for some reason, (y/n) is always there when they get in trouble and cleans it up perfectly for them.
She acts like the group's 'mom' than a leader.
More so, tubbo reffered to (y/n) as his big sister, instead of older cousin.
It just so happens that all of them refer to (y/n) as that 'responsible sister' in the family.
In which, in all their chaos, (y/n) is the only one that can tolerate it.
Let's say (y/n) tolerates their nonsense for about 10 to 15 times a day as a minimum.
Eret was away for a few couple days since dream's mom called him.
Oh, techno, Wilbur, tubbo, Ranboo, and Tommy, are all siblings, Wilbur and techno are twins, Tommy and tubbo are also twins.
Sapnap is the only child, foolish and dream are twins as well.
The oldest in the group would probably be dream and foolish, the second oldest is techno and Wilbur, then Sapnap, then Eret, then (y/n), then the last 17 year Olds, Tubbo, Ranboo, and Tommy.
Eret came back with a big, no... Huge, grin on his face.
"good news guys" eret smiled.
"no bad news part?" (y/n) asked
"nope! Pure good news!"
"what is it?" tubbo and Tommy asked excitedly.
"well... I'm one of you now, im dream and foolish's brother now" eret hummed
"how'd that happen?" techno gasped, "secret love child?!"
"no silly! Puffy said she wants to adopt me and now I'm here..." eret laughed.
"eh, either way" (y/n) shrugs, "welcome to the team, eret."
"let's celebrate!" Wilbur grinned.
"but first off, rules. You need to know the rules." techno said
"there's rules?" (y/n) asked.
"yeah, we forgot to tell you, sorry" dream laughed
"sure! What is it?" eret asked
"one, obey (y/n)."
"what kind of rule is that?!" (y/n) yelled.
"that's a rule I can do" eret nodded.
"two, no one disobey her, if you do... There will be consequences"
"that's not a rule! Eret, don't listen to them, will you?"
"that is another rule I can do."
"and lastly, (y/n) is beautiful. No one can convince you otherwise."
"THAT'S NOT A FUCKING RULE! THOSE ARE DECLARATIONS!!" (y/n) yelled.
"that is true, and no one can tell me otherwise" eret nodded.
"seriously?" (y/n) hummed, defeated.
"those are rules I can also live in" law grinned.
"not you too..."
"anyway, let's celebrate!"
"yeah..." (y/n) mumbled.
Later...
"I remember techno saying there's a department in this group... What are they? So I know where I'll join" eret asked (y/n).
"you don't decide it, I do. Because you can't switch departments." (y/n) said
"oh? What are they?"
"it's just two, the weapons department and the research department"
"the research department sounds fun"
"what are you good at?"
"I like doing alchemy, I'm good at it, too" eret answered
"then I'll put you in the weapons department with Wilbur, techno, and tubbo"
"huh? What do you mean? Isn't research also counts as alchemy?"
"the research are the ones that looks up information, on there is foolish, Ranboo, and Sapnap" (y/n) said, "I placed dream with Tommy in the neutral section since they qualify in both the departments, but for now, dream acts like he's in the weapons, while Tommy is in the research, sometimes the other way around"
"how is weaponry an alchemy friendly thing?" eret pouted.
"just because you're in the weaponry, doesn't mean you're making weapons only. There's a lot of categories in the weaponry part"
"like...?"
"potions, guns, bombs, and even as small, as devices that can help you, I just called it 'weapons' because it sounded badass" (y/n) grinned.
"that's typical (y/n)" eret rolled his eyes.