SJ and everyone was in the living room sitting on the couch as Vaggie was about to put the tape in , SJ was freaking out on the inside.
SJ: hey you know what we dint really need to watch it... maybe we could just do something else...hey husker wanna play some poker
Husker: yeah...no I wanna know what's on that tape.
SJ: Or we could do something else. Hey Nifty how about some spring cleaning?
Nifty: nope I'm good
SJ: DAMMIT....OK.... RANDOM SHOTGUN FIRE GAME ( he pulls out a shotgun out of nowhere and tried to shit the TV but something slices in half and he looks over and see it was Vaggie, as she had he spear.)
Vaggie: whatever is in that tape we are watching it...and SJ of it's something bad towards the hotel or Charlie...your out of here.
SJ sat down in defeat....it was over... Charlie is gonna see this video and when she does SJ will be kicked out.
The rape start's and it was black at first but then the sound of movement could be heard and the camera was shacking a bit. SJ's face was the first scene as it was playing.
SJ on TV: ( talking drunk )....ok..ok ok the cameras rolling Angel, now remember...were making this video so that we can .....show demon's what not to do and why.
SJ eyes perk up in a shock ...this wasn't a sex tape....what is this?
SJ on TV: ( talking drunk) ok...hi there all demon's of hell...this video is brought to you by The happy hotel...I'm SJ...and I'm a human sinner and the first human resident of hell, and this is Angel dust the porn Star... Now...the reason why we have ..why were making this video, is to teach you how not to be us...and you will see a lot of dumb stupid.... stuff. BUT... Mainly to celebrate the death of that butterfly looking ass bitch Valentino....or is it Valendildo... whatever ok let's do this.. angel pick up the camera and follow me
The scene change's to them driving downtown in a car, angel was driving and swerving a bit...and SJ was sticking out half his body smashing parking meters with a bat...til he hirs a random demon.
SJ: WHOO....screw parking meters.
Husker: Ha...you two are even bigger drunks then me
SJ: Shhhh.
The scene change's to a nightclub where you and angel were at the bar drinking a shit tone of drinks of all kinds. After that they were on the dancefloor dancing...they did all kinds of embarrassing dance...from the chicken dance...to twerking...yes both guys were twerking...SJ looks over and see Charlie who was watching in aww and has a bit of a nose bleed at SJ as she was loving seeing his ass shake.
The scen change's to some time later where outside the night club a big fight had started and SJ and Angel were kicking ass like there was no tomorrow....some time later a demon SWAT team shows up with butons and shields show up and Everyone was rioting... SJ and Angel were there as well... shirtless.
Angel:( on TV) YOU CAN'T STOP US FROM PARTYING. WE HAVE RIGHTS.
SJ: ( on TV) YEAH... FUCK THR POLICE, FUCK THE POLICE,FUCK THR POLICE, FUCK THE POLICE,FUCK THR POLICE, FUCK THE POLICE,FUCK THR POLICE, FUCK THE POLICE,
SJ: Ok for the record...I'm not saying that I approve of this...but as a guy who hates cops...this I like.
Soon the demon cops through tear gas and everyone makes a run for it.
After that the rest of the movie goes in and in and one with them doing all kinds of stupid shit non stop until finally the movies reached near its end with them coming back to where it started.
SJ: ( on TV) so yeah there you have it folks...we did all this shit...and even though we had fun
Angel: ( on TV ) we feel like shit....but we're stopping this once and for all.
SJ: ( on TV) that's right
..were. Heading to the happy hotel to redeem ourselves, right after I..... Black out ( he then falls face first on the ground)
Angel: (on TV) oh shit.......uhh do I end the video.....yeah il just end it..... visit happy hotel.
( The video ends after Angel shuts off the camera).
After that the screen goes into static as Vaggie stands up and she takes the tape out...and they all had poker faces...all in the other hand he started to laugh like crazy.
Alastor: PFFFFHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHAHA...oh my heavens this has been so amazingly entertaining.
Charlie:... SJ?...is that why you didn't want me to see it... because you were ashamed?
SJ: ( surprised)..........uhhh yeah yeah yes, yes it's true....I was afraid that if you saw this you would be so angry and disappointed with me and angel you would kick us out...I mean I'm your right hand guy and your boyfriend and I set a terrible example for your hotel, I'm sorry, I was stupid that night....but I'm done being that guy ok I'm serious...clean start starting right now.
Charlie snilesu and she gets up and hugs him and he hugs back.
Vaggie: ok fine SJ...were letting this slide just this once...but no more of that shit got it.
SJ: ( pulls back from the hug )... yes I promise. Um say Alastor....may I speak to you alone for a second...in privet, there's something I need to ask you.
Alastor: of course dear boy please come with me,
SJ follows him to another room...the room was Alastors and he closed the door behind him after SJ entered.
SJ then quickly turns around and grabs Alastor by his neck and pins him again the wall with such force.
SJ: WHAT IN THE NAME OF WHITE JESUS WAS THAT YOU PULLED BACK THERE?
Alastor: what do you mean?
SJ: Don't fuck with me Al you know exactly what I mean... first you say there was an extra porno tape then you make us all run around the hotel and then it turns out it wasn't one,...but how is it that me and angel did all that and Dont remember it.
Al: I shall answer all your questions if you would allow me.
SJ:....( Calms down and lets him go)....I'm listening.
Alastor: ok heresy what it is...yes you and Angel did fuck...and yes there were sex tapes made, but there was only a hundred of them and you destroyed them all...and yes I also know about your...time together with Lilith...but dint worry that's a secret safe with me. Now the tape you me and Everyone else saw was a fake, it was made from my dark magic and my imagination,
SJ: ok explain to me why you made that tape.
Alastor: it's like this ( he snaps his finger and a board shows up and on it was small figurine's of SJ and the others)
Alastor: as I said to you before when I met you and became part of this hotel, I was bored out of my mind, so I like to play games like these ( moves the figures of angel and SJ out and places Charlie's) as well as watch Charlie try to make demons change even though it's a fools dream. I want entertain myself as best as possible.
SJ: that's it?
Alastor: not just that...but also that video was Indeed a lesson for you...be a better person and be nice, and stop drinking and smoking.
SJ: so...your way of helping me grow?
Alastor: yes.
SJ:....ok I guess thanks are in order...so thanks?
Alastor: ( makes the bored and figures disappeare) anytime.
SJ was about to leave but all stops him
Alastor: oh one more thing?....
SJ: what's -GAH
He was cut off when Alastor grabs him by his neck and slams him against the wall...and he had a good tight grip too as his Sharp fingertips were pressed hard with a tight grip, SJ tried to break free but it was no use... Alastor face then turns into something outof a nightmare.
Alastor: ( most terrifying Voice you can imagine)...Now listen to me carefully boy....I have great respect for your father Sparda, but don't think that his love and respect that I have for him is an excuse for you slamming me to the wall, you may have his powers, but your still just a boy training, I could still kill you if I wanted to....it wouldn't be that hard for me anyway ( he then moved his Sharp thumb tip down his neck and cut's ha little and blood drops a bit...as his jaw opens even waaay more wider and he stick's out his very long demon snake like toung out and licks his cut tasting the blood) Mmmm....human and demon Blood....such a fine combination,...like fine wine,...and your flesh must be even more tasty,....sigh....but I won't kill you.
( He then turns back to normal and lets SJ go as he falls flat on his ass breathing hard and rubs his neck as he coughs a bit to catch his breath)...so remember boy... don't you ever threaten me.... understand?
SJ: ( cough cough)....yeah man....sure got it
Alastor: good....you may leave now.
SJ gets up and walks out quickly.
When he was out in the hall way he looks at his hand and sees it was shaking in fear....damm...looks like Alastor is no joke....SJ will have to be more careful, one day al may wanna kill him, so he will need to play it really careful when he's around Al.
He then headed to his bedroom and fell hard on the bed.
SJ: Ugh....God what a Day.
TO BE CONTINUED.