Hi it's 1 pm and I am currently watching Monster Family.
Dracula do be hot tho, them bitches mom don't have eyes.
And yes I still watch cartoons and animations .
Do you all realize how hot Squidward is PLEASE-
ANYWAYS,
I'll be going now.
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Jaida
After 15 dreadful minutes of listening to Adam I jumped out of my window .
No I am not joking, too bad I was just two floors up, plus some boys where passing by and they broke my fall and I might have broken them as well.
2 minutes later Adam had dragged my ass back to my dorm and was giving me a lecture about how suicide doesn't always fix my problems blah,blah.
Well he's my bodyguard where was he when I jumped out.
Oh right he was sitting on my fucking bean bag chair having the fucking time of his life.
Perfect little fuck.
Yes I will admit it he is one fine ass looking man, but his ass is very annoying.
"If Papi hears about this he might just shoot my dick off!"
"Papi might be the Don of the Italian Mafia but he's a huge softie and I'm the only one who can call him that!"
"Um, do you hear yourself, he's the Don of the fucking Italian Mafia of course he will shoot my dick off!"
"Ok let me rephrase he won't hesitate to shoot a motherfucker, but,"
Wait what the fuck am I saying.
"Ok maybe he will!"
Then a light bulb appeared over my head.
I think he noticed it.
Or maybe he noticed the evil grin on your face.
"So you're saying if you don't do your job right and something happens to me, Papi might just shoot your dick off correct!"
I didn't give him time to answer as I did a fucking dramatic jump out of my window.
I literally jumped out facing him then I did a freaking 180 turn and dived head first.
Before I did I saw the horror on his face.
Hehe, someone's about to lose his dick.
And someone's about to die.
I was just about to hit the ground when I felt a pair of arms wrap around my waist and yank me back into the room.
We landed with a huge thud causing the ground to shake and I could not suppress the laughter that escaped from my lips.
Adam's face was so fucking hilarious, I was literally wheezing come on dude it's just your dick.
"You need help, like fucking therapy !"he said getting up.
I was rolling on the ground, barely breathing.
Ok maybe I do need a little help.
Adam picked me up by my shirt and said,
"You loved that didn't you!"his voice dangerously low.
"Yep!"my laughter turning into a nervous one .
The motherfucker was super close to my face and I think I might have pissed him off because the look on his face was dangerous but super sexy.
But I don't get his deal one of my many talents is pissing people off, he should know that by now.
Bitch you're about to die.
I know, I know.
"Ok, ok, I'm sorry I promise not to kill myself for the rest of the day!"
I said my hands up in surrender.
"I think I need to put you on a leash!"he said shaking his head.
A leash! I am not a dog! Well maybe I do act like one but I am not a fucking dog! I've only bitten someone like ten times that still doesn't make me a dog.
I glared at him and freed myself from his grip, launching myself unto my bed and missing by 10 cm.
No, no someone get me out of this bitches head the second hand embarrassment is too much.
Kill me now please.
I heard a snort from Adam.
I didn't even bother to look up as I crawled under my bed, hoping the monster under it would eat me.
But sadly 🎶I'm friends with the monster who lives under my bed🎶
Bitch go to therapy.
"You're so fucking dramatic!"said Adam poking his head under my bed.
I punched him square in the nose and his head disappeared.
"Fuck!"he yelled.
Before I knew it I was being dragged from under my bed.
Ok you're really going to die now.
"Save me Monsty!"I yelled.
"Sorry bestie you're on your own!"
That fucking traitor!!!
The look on his face was the same as the last deadly yet super hot!
"Go ahead kill me, tell Leon he can have my socks and Kamie my entire fortune."
Bitch what fortune.
"God, you're annoying and if I kill you I won't get paid now will I !"
"Exactly bitch you have no choice but to put up with my bullshit, just like Leon and he earns over 12 million a year!"
"Well I guess he deserves it if he has to deal with you and who is Monsty!"
I chuckled and sat at my desk.
I had gotten a whole lot of new messages.
We Live For Crack
My Boy Toy: Oh My God Jaida I met your new body guard two words FUCKING HOT.
My Boy Toy:You better not send this one packing, or imma drop kick your ass.
BestieKamie:Who?
BestieKamie:OMG! Are we talking about the one I met at her dorm. HOW CAN A MAN BE SO FINEEEEE! EEEK. Plus he is a total gentleman.😍
Santa'sWhore:Who are we talking about?
My Boy Toy : Only the hottest guy in the world!☺
BitchyBoy:How can that be possible when I am alive.
BestieKamie: Please Teddy compared to him you're clam chowder.
Zizi:💀 what did I miss.
My Boy Toy: A whole lot Z , Jaida send a picture already.
Me:First of all he is not a gentleman.
Me:Second of all he is not that fine.
Me:Teddy finer.
BestieKamie:Bitch please even Mr Krabs finer than Teddy.
BitchyBoy: 😪.
My Boy Toy: Pleaseeee send a pic.
Me: So you can worship it not a chance.
Zizi: Just send it J so I can see what all the fuss is about.
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"Glad to see your friends think I'm hot!"said Adam behind me making me jump.
"Wtf dude!"
He just shrugged and sat on the desk.
"Send me a pic so I can show my friends that you are not all that!"
But he is tho.
NO HE'S NOT!
"Sure!"
I waited for a second and I got a notification I opened it and i instantly regretted it .
I choked on air as i peeled my eyes of the revolting picture.
It was a picture of him shirtless with a cigar in his mouth.
He smirked at my response and said,
"Love what you see!"
"More like hate what I see!" I said and hit send.
We Live For Crack
Me: Here happy?
Zizi: LORD HAVE MERCY!
My Boy Toy: OH MY GOD HE LITERALLY HAS AN 8 PACK.
BestieKamie:HE LOOKS EVEN BETTER THAN BEFORE. AAHHHHHH! KILL ME NOW .
Santa'sWhore: IS THIS DUDE SINGLE!!
BitchyBoy: Ok he might be a little hot.
Zizi: A LITTLE HOT! BOY YOU DO NOT HAVE EYES.
My Boy Toy: ANSWER THE QUESTION JAIDA IS HE SINGLE.
Me: What's with all the uppercase.
Me:Fine I'll ask him.
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"Adam are you single?"
"Yes!" He said peeking over my shoulder.
We Live For Crack
Me:Yeah he is.
BestieKamie: WHAT IN THE FUCKERY OF TOENAILS! HOW CAN A GUY LIKE HIM BE SINGLE.
Me: I guess he doesn't have time.
Zizi: Bitch reel that fish in, it's too bad I'm dating Onyx.
Santa's Whore: HEY!!!
Zizi: I'm just kidding babe.
BitchyBoy: No you aren't.
My Boy Toy: Its because of men like him that most of us are gay.
BestieKamie:Damn I want to touch those abs of steel.
Me: Bitch no.
Me:Plus he is reading everything.
Zizi: Wait what.
Bestie Kamie: my cat run across my keyboard.
My Boy Toy: I said what I said and I own it.
Santa's Whore: I swear I dont know these horny ass people.
BitchyBoy: I have absolutely nothing to say.
BestieKamie: Then shut up.
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"Your friends seem nice!" he said a huge smirk on his face.
Those bitches just fueled this guys ginormous ego.
"Please they are not!They are fucking bullies!"
"Whatever Princess! And when will they be back exactly "
"Tomorrow!"
School break would be over the next day and I wasn't looking forward to it.
"Oh and Teddy is your roommate!"
"The clam chowder guy!" he said laughing.
"Your friend Kamie really violated him." he said laughing even more.
"Well you'll be meeting them tomorrow!"
And I am really going to regret it.
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So what do you guys think of Jaida's friends.
They are exactly like mine fucking bullies.
Today's question is who finer.
Mr Krabs or Plankton.
Ciao, besties see you soon
~Kim.