Sam glared at Bucky, feigning hurt amd sadness. "I can't believe this! Bucky wants to run me over with a car!" Bucky raised his hands in surrender, playing along. "I am terribly sorry, Sam! But I cannot hurt my platonic soulmate, Steve Rogers, the one and only, the sunlight to my darkness, my umbrella in the rain, the-" Steve sighed loudly and flipped them off, showing that he was very agitated by this dramatic scene that was displayed.
"At least Natasha somewhat came to your rescue," Bucky replied, pointing at the screen. "Nat's still scary as ever," Tony nods. Natasha aimed a finger gun at Tony. "Don't call me that, Stark. You're lucky I don't have a gun on me because the Creator teleported it away."
Tony paled slightly.
"Poor Legolas," Tony said, pretending to sound sad and pitying. Clint sighed and put his head in his hands.
Natasha smirked at Clint. "Should a young child really be learning this?" Clint mumbles, sounding muffled.
Everyone oohed and aaahed while Steve and Natasha looks away, embarrassed.
Steve was blushing, despite trying not to. He sighed softly. Natasha was sending murderous looks at anyone who was still chuckling and smiling, wishing she had a gun with her. It'll be so useful right now.
"Nat, are you Natasha Romanot right now? And whenever you're sick, just say you are Natasha Romacough and I'll be there for y-" Natasha smacked Clint at the back of his head hard. Laura facepalmed as the two started arguing. Tony was doubled over in laughter and Pepper had to pat his back repeatedly to make sure he didn't choke and start coughing. So nice of her.
WHACK! "Don't be so mean, Tony," Pepper said folding her arms. Tony fell to the floor. R.I.P
"Looking good as usual, Red," Tony said with a thumbs up. Natasha rolled her eyes at the nickname. Clint smiled. "Yeah, you even look scary as a kid." He got smacked again by the redheaded assasin.
"Wait, Natasha has blue hair as a kid? That's nice," Steve said with a small smile. "It looked good on you." "Yeah, Aunt Nat! You look so cool!" Peter exclaimed in excitement. Yelena smiled as well. That was her sister.
Tony grumbled something about Peter being able to call her Nat, but then became a proud dad and congratulated Peter instead. Tony is weird. But a good dad. Even Yelena could see that.
NOW GOODBYE- TILL THE NEXT ONE!