an organized mess of redacted...

By jjkstarlight

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it's a goddamn mess in here. that's it, that's the description. - - - !! i have no ownership of these charac... More

heyooo
《 you use a pickup line 》
《 your contact names 》
《 his breakup song 》
《 the obligatory holiday special 》
《 he catches you dancing 》
《 you catch him dancing 》
《 he comforts you while you grieve 》
《 he gets clingy 》
oh?
《 him as songs from my playlist 》
《 he walks in on you changing 》
《 him as marvel characters 》
《 him as cereal 》
《 him as encanto characters 》
《 him as chips 》
guess who?
《 you wake him up 》
《 him MTL yelling at me ;-; 》
very dumb (not an update lol)
《 him as incorrect quotes 》
《 incorrect quotes - group edition 》
《 even MORE incorrect quotes 》
《 him as flowers 》
pov: you're out of clever ideas
beep boop i love u
《 songs that remind me of him 》
《 his masquerade ball mask 》
《 your masquerade ball mask 》
《 him as greek gods 》
shameless self-promo time
the only self-insert you'll ever see me write
《 boobs, ass, & everything in between 》
《 him as music genres 》
《 him with kids 》
ahahahahahaha why am i like this 👍
《 what i think he looks like 》
《 him as musical theatre songs 》
so. i can't make decisions.
《 talk too much - teaser 》
i lied, here's another self-insert (UNFINISHED)
what if i told you...
《 EVEN MORE incorrect quotes 》
《 his guilty pleasure song 》
beating your meat- i mean heat!
《 your night-time routine 》
《 incorrect quotes: back in action! 》
i feel like we all saw this coming
《 talk too much - lasko oneshot 》
《 i love you so - oneshot 》
《 i've had enough - oneshot 》
《 how he would react if you died 》
《 him as songs from my 6th grade emo phase 》
《 could he survive el payaso del rodeo? 》
《 skate to me, baby - oneshot 》
《 you get caught making out 》
《 the earth beneath our feet - oneshot 》

《 he gets high 》

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By jjkstarlight

it's 4/20, this was inevitable. i assume everyone is of legal age, so don't come at me.

cw // weed, mention of vomiting
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{damien}

- probably the most stupid you'll ever see him

- thinks everything is hilarious

- gravity? nah

- "nonono, looooook-" *proceeds to fall over giggling*

- ʚ♡ɞ -

{huxley}

- stares off into space like he's contemplating the universe

- when you look into his eyes, he is not fully present

- inattentive to the absolute fucking MAX.

- "huh? oh, yeah ... sorry, what?"

- ʚ♡ɞ -

{lasko}

- totally chill

- a lil ball on the couch

- sleeps through the rest of his high

- "mm? no, 'm not g'na fall asleep..."

- ʚ♡ɞ -

{gavin}

- basically becomes a cat and curls up in your lap

- is... is he purring?

- gets annoyed at anyone who isn't you

- "nooo, wanna stay with freelancer~" *high incubus noises*

- ʚ♡ɞ -

{caelum}

- too scared to try :(

- the smell makes his tummy sick

- would probably green out even if he took the smallest hit

- "it smells like a skunk, and i don't like skunk smell very much..."

- the wolf pack -

{david}

- y'know all the tension he keeps in his shoulders? it's totally gone

- a complete sentimental puddle

- i don't think you've ever seen him smile so much, or so calmly, before

- "my dad would've loved you, you know that?"

- ʚ♡ɞ -

{asher}

- if you think he's bouncing off walls while sober, just wait til you see him on drugs

- hyperactive is barely the word to describe it

- never. stops. talking. not even for one second

- "what was i just saying? oh yeah! so one time when i was in middle school-"

- ʚ♡ɞ -

{milo}

- he cries. every single time.

- he's just full of emotions

- hold him and he'll be okay

- "i-i just- i just love you so much-!"

- the solaire clan -

{vincent}

- somehow becomes even flirtier than usual

- but his pickup lines gets worse every time he tells them

- he's inevitably gonna fall asleep on you

- "your bone structure is giving my bone structure..." *stupid giggling*

- ʚ♡ɞ -

{sam}

- contemplating life

- only asking stupid questions

- will do nothing but stare at the ceiling

- "why are they called cookies if we bake them...?"

- empowered bois -

{elliott}

- manages to fall asleep

- makes a dreamscape and just fucks around

- totally amazed by his own powers

- "oHmygod, I AM SO COOL!"

- ʚ♡ɞ -

{avior}

- drugs don't work in hell :/

- he's pissed about it

- one of the few things he can do to distract himself doesn't even WORK

- "...i hate it here."

- unempowered bois -

{aaron}

- gets high with the sole purpose of sleeping like a mf baby

- wakes up with barely any tension

- it's like a scene out of a movie

- "god, i love sleep."

- ʚ♡ɞ -

{ollie}

- legit just wants to play board games

- he's like a little kid

- he's so excited about everything

- "do you wanna play scythe?! it'll only take a few hours!"

- ʚ♡ɞ -

{geordi}

- completely silent

- his brain, however?

- it's like a disco rave meets a mosh pit

- *tetris theme x luigi's mansion remix playing at full blast*

- ʚ♡ɞ -

{marcus}

- tries drowning his stress with weed and surprise! it doesn't work ;-;

- he greens out

- passes out less than two minutes later

- "am... a-am i shaking?"

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