A/N: Okay, I know how much you guys love this book, so I'm giving you a little more snippets that won't leave my head. They may not ever happen. But some of them might. It depends on a couple of instances, like where my mind goes, whether Y/N will stop breaking through my computer and throttling me to continue to get to this really good scene that isn't leaving my head, and how much love you guys give each quote.
Jade: Hey, Y/N, are lobsters mermaids to scorpions?
Y/N: Jade, it's four in the morning!
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Jade: *Picks up PJs, looks around*
Jade: How nice of you, good sir, but I prefer men that aren't so close-knit with my family. But I would love the warmth you bring me.
Y/N: *Snorts*
Jade: *Turns quickly, hiding PJs behind her back.* How long have you been standing there?
Omega: *Holding in laughter* Long enough.
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Jade: *Drinking Coffee*
Omega: What's that
Jade: My soul.
Omega: Can I have a taste?
Jade: Only if you have something to give me in exchange.
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Y/N: You okay, Jay-Jay? You look like you're sweating.
Jade: *wearing black leather* I don't sweat. I simmer.
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Jade: What do you think of my outfit?
Cid: I prefer what's underneath it.
Y/N: CID!
Cid: No, I need your chair. Get your butt up.
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Y/N: Target acquired
Random Star Wars Villain: *leaps toward her, roaring*
Y/N: TARGET ANGRY! TARGET ANGRY!
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Y/N: *stares at ceiling*
Jade: Y/N? You alive?
Y/N: Nah, mon.
Jade: Oh. Guess I'm not making meatlovers then.
Y/N: Wait... Maybe I'm a little bit alive.
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A Shi'ido: I've stolen your identity and I've been living as you for a week.
Y/N: ...
Shi'ido: *Starts crying*
Y/N: *Hugging her* Hey, it's okay-
Shi'ido: *Loud sobbing* How do you even get up in the morning?
Y/N: I dunno.
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Jade: I never brag.
Echo: You once called your face proof of God's existence.
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Echo: Y/N sees the glass as half full, I see it as half empty; that's why we make a great team. Jade, on the other hand, just drinks right out of the bottle. Tech wonders why it has to be glass and Wrecker usually breaks the glass by putting his feet up on the table.
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Y/N: Have a good day, Jade!
Jade: Don't tell me what to do!
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Jade: I have everything under control.
Tech: Is that why everything's on fire?
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Y/N: Jade, when was the last time I asked you for something?
Jade: Yesterday. You asked me to look into your ear to see if there was a bug in there.
Y/N: OK! When was the last time I asked you for something and IT WASN'T A MEDICAL EMERGENCY!?
Jade: Yesterday. You asked me to look into your ear to see if there was a bug in there.
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Y/N: You're smiling. Did something good happen?
Jade: I can't smile just because I feel like it?
Omega: Cad Bane tripped and fell on the way out the door today.
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Wrecker: We should appreciate the little things in life.
Jade: *Hugs Y/N and Omega*
Y/N: I GET IT! I'M SHORT! STOP REMINDING ME!
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Jade: *Walks into the room with watery eyes, sniffling.*
Hunter: Crystal what's wrong? Why are you crying?!
Jade: I'm not crying. My eyes are just watery from the smoke coming off of the fire I made in the kitchen again.
Y/N: Not again.
Cid: WHAT?!
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Hunter: That's it! You're all grounded! Omega, no video games! Y/N, no flying, and Jade... Is there even anything you love?
Jade: Revenge.
Hunter: No vengeance for you!
Jade: I was going to say "I'll get you for this", but I guess that's off the table.
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Y/N: What happens when life hands you lemons?
Jade: You kill them, crush them, then drink their souls.
Everyone: ...
Y/N: She's... not entirely wrong.
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Y/N's evil clone/Shi'ido: I'm the real Y/N! Shoot her!
Real Y/N: Shoot both of us!
Jade: *Aiming at the clone* The REAL N/N would never pass up an opportunity to die while taking out an enemy.
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Palpatine: Do not test me, Y/N! You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
Y/N: I don't like you now! Your apprentice on the other hand can be liked.
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Echo: Okay, for self-defence reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.
Omega: Okay.
Jade: Got it.
Echo: If you want to live, give me all your money!
Omega: Bold of you to assume I have money.
Jade: Bold of you to assume I want to live.
Echo: ... Y/N! Your sister needs to get a psychiatrist more than you do!
Y/N, poking her head in: More than we do, Echo.
***
Star Wars Witch: So, I bought your soul last month and-
Jade: No returns!
Star Wars Witch: Please take it back, it's depressing!
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Jade: My condolences.
Crosshair: Keep them.
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Jade: In the winter, I like to dress in a cozy black jacket, shirt, and jeans. In the summer I wear the same thing because I look good in black and I'm willing to suffer.
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Y/N: Omega, when people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by a name that isn't theirs to let them know I don't care about them.
Omega: That's a genius move.
Jade's possible love interest: *Walks in* What's a genius move?
Omega: Oh, nothing... Lester.
Y/N: *Proud smirks.*
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Evil Y/N: In case you haven't noticed, you've fallen right into my trap!
Jade: You can't trap justice. It's an idea, a belief!
Evil Y/N: But even the most heartfelt belief can be corroded over time!
Jade: Justice is a non-corrosive metal!
Evil Y/N: But metals can be melted by the heat of revange!
Jade: It's "Revenge", and it's best served cold!
Evil Y/N: But it can easily be reheated in the microwave of evil!
Jade: Well, I think your warranty's about to expire!
Evil Y/N: Maybe I got an extended warranty!
Jade: Warranties are invalid if used beyond their intended purposes!
Omega: Ugh! Girls, girls! You're both pretty! Can I go home now?
Tech: ... What did I just witness?
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Y/N: I can see into your brain, and let me tell you, it's disturbing as hell, Jade.
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Wrecker: What do you call sabotage and vandalism?
Jade: A hobby.
The entire Batch: ...
Jade: ... That I do not engage in.
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Hunter: Rules were made to be followed. Nothing was made to be broken.
Omega: Uh, Pinatas?
Y/N: Glowsticks.
Echo: Karate boards.
Tech: Spaghetti, when you have a small pot.
Jade: And rules!
***
Crosshair: You tricked me.
Jade: I deceived you, Cross. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.
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Hunter: Tomorrow is garbage day.
Y/N: I can't believe they have a whole day dedicated to me!
Wrecker: Don't ever say something so sad again!
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Y/N: Jade looks happy. It's a good thing for you that she does.
Jade's love interest: *Rolling eyes* Is this the part where you tell me that if I hurt her, you'll kill me?
Y/N: No. If you hurt Jade, she's quite capable of killing you herself.
A/N: As you can see, if I do decide to give Jade a love interest, I'm going to make both Omega and Y/N dislike them. And Lester will not be their name. I do take name requests. However, because Jade is autistic, there will be a couple of difficult moments with her and her S/O. It won't be completely Jade's fault, though. Autism is a difficult thing for everyone involved. If you know someone Autistic, support them in what they love. Unless it's murder.