stfu!! @xiao

By yukait

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◠ 🛒 ˒ 𝗻𝘦𝘄 𝗺𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗮𝗴𝗲 ! : @xiaoyk: i hate you sm and i hope you trip in front of everyone ... More

☆' stfu!!
1. missing work
2. in trouble
3. the new employee
4. under appreciated
5. serving food
6. kinda cute ??
7. closing the café
8. cuter ??
9. number
10. math problems
11. how to start convos
12. conversations
13. payment
14. nice
16. meet up
17. crazy
18. work
19. #1 supporter
20. tutoring session
21. cafe
22. excuses
23. plans
24. a study date ??
25. thoughts
26. fired
27. accidental call
28. catch up
29. wingman
30. confession

15. delulu

2.4K 104 135
By yukait

DELULU


pooiooop
hu tao 😋, ganyu 😉


urmom
omg guess what

lord

i think my middle school
crush is coming back



hu tao 😋
HELLOOOOO

WHAT

XIAO?????

THERES NO WAY

WHAT

WHY

ALL OF A SUDDEN??????

Y/N WHAT




urmom
oh

haha jk!

it was just a joke!! 😆😆




ganyu 😉
it's okay to say the truth y/n




urmom
oh

well in that case what i said
earlier was not a joke 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️





hu tao 😋
what the hell

urmom
okay like

i don't actually like him

it's like

i'm starting to

yk??

like i'm recognizing that
i'm starting to.

but it's justifiable bc like he was
being nice to rm tduts





ganyu 😉
what is "tduts"


urmom
tidy



ganyu 😉
tidy?

urmom
today




hu tao 😋
ur not okay

you like him all of a sudden
just because he was being nice to you??



urmom
okay but like i like him only a little.

like he's usually so mean to me

so liek

you have to undertand where
i'm comign frim!!!!!

😇😇





hu tao 😋
ur delulu

all bc he was just a
little nice to you 🥺🥺



urmom
ihy

hu tao 😋
ihyt

urmom
ok

NO BUT LIKE HE WAS ACTUALLY NICE

like he gave me $20 just becahde
i didn't  have any money at all even
though i had to pay him



ganyu 😉
what

why are you paying him?



urmom
remember when i said he
was good at math?? 😇

he's helping me with the stuff
i dont understand

but like he also wants money so we
agreed like everytime he helped me
eith math i would pay him 🔥🔥



hu tao 😋
oh okay

urmom
good deal right?? 😆😆



ganyu 😉
sure


urmom
ugh you don't undertsan



hu tao 😋
who likes somebody kust
bc they were being little nice??



urmom
"kust" ???



hu tao 😋
kys




urmom
wow.

anyways 😂😂😂

i think i like him but like
i don't actually know

like i can like him but
i can also not like him

liekk it's on and off

you know????



hu tao 😋
then u just don't like him




urmom
no but i like him

it's just like im unsure ig???


ganyu 😉
youre unsure?

urmom
okay becahse like i know
i like just recently met him

but like i still know him from
middle school

but i dont accrukalay know him

but i still kinda like him

but because it's within such a short
amount of time i'm like unsure


hu tao 😋
what the hell


ganyu 😉
maybe you like him
as a friend?

urmom
oh

that's a possibility

but like still

liek

he's just likr

idk how to explain it

but like he's just so like

???????


hu tao 😋
i think ur crazy
and delusional

don't trick yourself
into things 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️



urmom
sdtop

you don't understand me 😓😓

hu tao 😋
okay

urmom
wait okg i got a tetx
from him

okaya bye 😆😆🤞🤞



hu tao 😋
wow

fake 😒😒😒



xiaoyk


xiaoyk
hi

urmom
hi 😉😉😉


xiaoyk
wtf

you responded so fast


urmom
oh

i just happened to open my phone

it was just a coindjneve 😇😇


xiaoyk
what is "coindjneve"


urmom
conikdnev

counciidnec

coincidence

xiaoyk
your spelling is so bad

it took you three tries to spell
coincidence right


urmom
kys




xiaoyk
ok


urmom
yeah anyways

why did you text me?? 😉😉

you never text me first 😉😉

😉😉😉😉😉😉😉





xiaoyk
stfu

i just texted you because
i need my $20 back



urmom
what


xiaoyk
i need to buy food so
i need my $20 back


urmom
wow.

you're gonna take it back
after you insisted on
giving it to me??

what a horrible person 😢




xiaoyk
okay i know it's mean
but i ngl need the money rn



urmom
LMAO

wow

it's okay i'll give it back to you

how am i supposed to give
it to you though



xiaoyk
send me $20

yk like through your phone??

and then just keep the actual cash




urmom
i can't send you $20

i dont have any money that
i can like send to you

i only have $3 cash


xiaoyk
what



urmom
yeah 😱😱

so 😆😆😅😅



xiaoyk
what the hell

stop

i'm so hungry




urmom
LMAO

that's so funny



xiaoyk
ok



urmom
don't you have food at home



xiaoyk
i always do

but i ran out yesterday


urmom
LMAOOOO



xiaoyk
why are you laughing

i'm actually so hungry rn




urmom
oh

good luck with that 🤞🤞🙏🙏

i'm soooo sorry i can't give you
your $20 back rn 😆😆

you know i wish i really could haha 😅😅




xiaoyk
bro

y/n please.

i somehow need that $20 back

like i'm gonna end up starving





urmom
ok ok

why don't we meet up
so i can give you your $20?

😉😉😉😉



xiaoyk
stop using that emoji



urmom
why 😉😉



xiaoyk
because


urmom
because what 😉😉



xiaoyk
it's annoying



urmom
okay 😓😓🤞🤞


xiaoyk
also im okay with meeting up

is there some place that's
easy for both of us to go to?



urmom
uh

tbh idk 😆😆

oh wait

i know there's some
park that's near my house

we can meet there if you don't mind



xiaoyk
okay sure

can you tell me the
name of the park?


urmom
yeah

it's called loopy poopy park



xiaoyk
whst

what kind of name is that 💀



urmom
LMAO IDK

"whst"

wait omg you used an emoji



xiaoyk
yeah

is there something
wrong with it?



urmom
no

it's just because
you like never use them




xiaoyk
what

yes i do



urmom
you like rarely use them 😅😅




xiaoyk
ok

i'll be at "loopy poopy park"
in about 15 mins

make sure you bring
the $20 with you



urmom
oksy

see you there 😉😉


xiaoyk
"oksy"



hi i'm back again 😉😉

y/n's whole thing about liking xiao or not near the beginning of the chapter was literally me irl when i was trying to see if i liked some boy or not at my school LMAO

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