LOTR Rants | Mostly Aralas

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An Intro (kinda a table of contents?????)
1: A R A L A S
Aralas pt2: bUt wHaT aBoUt aRwEn
We NEED to talk about the lotr show
stuff im ACTUALLY excited for in the LOTR show
why i HATE éowyn x faramir
happy tolkien reading day <33
a 1AM revelation on aragorn x arwen and faramir x éowyn
lotr and aralas things ive been thinking abt recently
aralas fic recommendations!!!
more lotr/aralas things i've been thinking abt
legolas x boromir?!? (an aralas oneshotish + cursed lotr ships)
is the lotr fandom toxic??
a rant about aralas fanfics
underrated lotr characters (and why we stan)
aragorn's main character complex and why i HATE it
a rant about rings of power + EXCITING NEWS!!
arwen x éowyn?!? who i ship sword wife with + fic recs
WE HIT 1K READS!!!!!!!!
a 1AM revelation on frosam and aralas scenes
how to write an ACTUALLY GOOD lotr fanfic
everything i hated abt RINGS OF POWER
everything i loved abt RINGS OF POWER
a rant abt a lotr fic and rings of power
the RINGS OF POWER FINALE gave me scoliosis
elrohir x legolas?!? a rant abt lotr ships
i wrote a 75K word aralas fic ig
a fun (read: depressing) lil update (SHE LIVES)
we're getting more lotr movies and i have thoughts
an essay on lotr/aralas queerness: INTRO
a FOTR scene by scene analysis of aralas, ig
a TTT scene by scene analysis of aralas, ig (pt1)
a TTT scene by scene analysis of aralas, ig (pt2)
a ROTK scene by scene analysis of aralas, ig
aragorn is an alpha bro, actually (an analysis)
RINGS OF POWER S2 TRAILER ft. halbrand's costco wig (also hi im alive)

(FINALLY) justifying frodo x sam

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No bc this was me all this week bc im rewatching lotr for the 5th time:

WERE DOING IT

WERE TALKING ABT FRODO AND MF SAM 

AND HOW FREAKING GAY FOR EACH OTHER THEY WERE

LETS GO

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Right so we all know how popular the ship of frodo x sam also known by me as frosam is in the fandom

like even the old side of the fandom HAS to acknowledge that the way "cHrIstiAn wOuLd nEvEr wRiTe gAy cHaRacTeRs iNtO hIs bOoKs" Tolkien CHOSE to write their relationship was a little bit SUS and theres just some moments where like come on theres no heterosexual explanation here

and obviously if youve WATCHED watched the movies and READ read the books you know that CLEARLY something was going on there and they HAD to be more than just companions and besties iykyk 👀👀👀

so I SHIP THIS with my WHOLE HEART and i started rewatching lotr last night bc its my comfort movie and i just HAD to do a rant on this

so here are my reasons as why frodo x sam is BASICALLY canon

1) THE QUOTES

did you really think i was gonna do a rant and NOT provide SOME quote material to justify my otp??? OFC NOT.  DISCLAIMER these two quotes are two i thought of OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD the last time i reread the books was a few months ago and the fact that i was able to think of these line for line and find them in under 3 minutes in my copies of the books really says a lot abt this ship

THERE ARE SO MANY MORE

these are just two that i personally when i was reading was like OOP yeah that's something right there

"He ran to Frodo and took his left hand, awkwardly and shyly. He stroked it gently and then he blushed and turned hastily away."

- The Fellowship of the Ring, Book Two, Chapter 1: Many Meetings, page 219

HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT?!?!??!??! HMMMMM?!?!??!

He then goes on to comment how warm frodo's hand is bc this is after he healed from the stabbing w a morgul blade and how it felt so cold during all the nights and now it feels normal again

now how often are they holding hands again?????? 👀👀👀👀

IM JUST SAYING

then we've got--

"Frodo's face was peaceful, the marks of fear and care had left it; but it looked old, old and beautiful, as if the chiseling of the shaping years was now revealed in many fine lines that had before been hidden, though the identity of the face was not changed. Not that Sam Gamgee put it that way to himself.  He shook his head, as if finding words useless, and murmured: 'I love him.  He's like that, and sometimes it shines through, somehow.  But I love him, whether or no.'"

THERE IS SO MUCH TO UNPACK HERE

so first we start off with this absolutely gorgeous lyrical description of how frodo's been affected by their journey from sam's POV, and it SPECIFICALLY describes him as "old and beautiful" and it has this specification of how the Ring has brought out some of the age lines on his face but how somehow they SUIT him

AND THEN IT VERY SPECIFICALLY SAYS "Not that Sam Gamgee put it that way to himself" meaning that sam's simple gardenerussy wouldnt be able to think those words specifically (i feel like im saying that word a lot. sorry) AND SO WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?????

THIS IS BASICALLY SAYING THAT IN THIS SCENE SAM THOUGHT FRODO LOOKED PRETTY

NOW HEAR ME OUT OKAY right so sam couldnt EXPLAIN to himself WHY frodo looked this way and specify HOW the ring was affecting him so much but he DID KNOW that he loved him ('I love him. He's like that, and sometimes it shines through, somehow. But I love him, whether or no.') despite that and he didnt know WHY so looking at frodo during this scene all he wouldve been able to think is basically "He's beautiful no matter what and I love him."

IF THATS NOT LOVE (AND NOT PLATONIC LOVE!!!!!!!!!) THEN IDK WHAT IS

okay and there are SO many more quotes SO many more moments these are just two specific (sorry) ones that i thought of at this moment and i think they prove this ship pretty dang well

2) They went through SO much trauma together

now hobbit or not any living being will have a stronger bond with another living being if they went through a traumatic experience together

its universally acknowledged right?? like thats why the forced proximity trope works, thats just all of hunger games 2, thats why car crash and plane crash and whatever survivors stay in touch years/decades after what happened happened

SO YOURE TELLING ME

YOURE TELLING ME THAT SAM AND MF FRODO TOOK THE MF RING TO MF MORDOR

AND THEN THEY JUST???????? DIDNT          END              UP                 TOGETHER?????????

like have you READ two towers??? have you READ it. the second half. AND IM NOT EVEN GONNA MENTION THE SECOND HALF OF ROTK CUZ BRO

THEY WOULD NEVER HAVE SURVIVED WITHOUT EACH OTHER

THEY WOULD HAVE BOTH DIED THE QUEST WOULD HAVE DIED THEY WOULD HAVE GIVEN UP THEY WOULD HAVE NEVER FREAKING MADE IT LIKE COME ON GUYS THEY NEEDED EACH OTHER

THEY WENT THROUGH SO MUCH AND WOULD HAVE NEVER MADE IT OUT IF IT HADNT BEEN FOR EACH OTHER

THEY LOVED EACH OTHER FUCK IT THEY WERE IN LOVE

these two had a bond like absolutely NO other and anyone who says it was jUsT pLaToNiC is LYING TO THEMSELVES

HOW?!??!?!??!?!? HOW IS THAT JUST PLATONIC???????!??!?! PSYCHOLOGICALLY THERES NO WAY

so anyways basically with everything they went through they had to have had something after is all im saying

3) Sam's marriage - aka the canon

so we all know that after they came back to the shire after everything happened there was the scouring of the shire chapter where a bunch of shit went down and sam married rosy

NOW THIS MADE SENSE IN THE MOVIES RIGHT

bc in the BEGINNING of the first one we see that sam clearly has a crush on rosy right and they have like a moment at bilbos b day party

HE NEVER MENTIONS HER IN THE BOOKS

HE MENTIONS HER LIKE DAD ONCE TALKING ABT HOW THEY USED TO GO FISHING

HER MF D A D

HE MENTIONS HER DAD MORE THAN HER AND THEY GET MARRIED IN THE END?!??!?!?!?

I---------------------

its aragorn and arwen 2.0

anyways lets keep going though right 

sam and rosy moved in w frodo and they had a bunch of kids and it was like the 3 of them and later the kids living together now right

and then later frodo went to valinor

AND THEN ROSY DIED AND SAM WENT TO VALINOR TO LIKE JOIN FRODO AND BE WITH HIS TRUE ONE LOVE IN THE END

THIS is canon

THIS actually happened

NOW lets look at how the fandom interprets this

4) Sam's sexuality - aka how the canon is INTERPRETED

so - concept: sam is pansexual

IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

LIKE LOOK AT THIS MANS
LOOK

HE JUST LIKES EVERYONE EQUALLY HE HAS NO PREFERENCE HES JUST A VIBE HES A GEM HES A BEAN

okay now another concept: sam is pans and is in a poly relationship with frodo and rosy

HMM?? 👀👀👀

NO BC I ACTUALLY LOVE THIS

LIKE HE WOULD WANT TO SETTLE DOWN AND HAVE LIKE A HOMELY PARTNER AND ALSO THO HE STILL LOVES FRODO SO ✨BOOM✨

✨poly relationship with the three of them and they all love each other but frodo has to make the choice of whether or not to go to valinor so he can truly be happy and so he leaves and sam waits till his other love dies and his kids grow up so he can board the ships and go be with frodo in valinor in the end✨

this is SO SIMILAR to aralas where legolas only goes to valior w gimli AFTER aragorn dies

if you want more on this go read the first two chapters of this fic after the intro but im just saying im sensing a trend here 👀👀👀

5) Frodo. Just Frodo

Frodo never got married.

the closest he GOT to getting married was a) living with sam and b) being with sam for eternity in valinor

frodo never felt anything even remotely similar for ANYONE like what he felt for sam

connect these two statements

i will let you interpret that information how you will

***

AND THATS IT YOU GUYS

I HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOYED MY INTERPRETATION OF MY ABSOLUTE OTP FROSAM

hwk for tonight rewatch the movies and take a shot every time theres a gay moment between frodo and sam i promise you you will be absolutely WASTED in less than an hour

if you want fic reccs for this ship go to my lotr reading list!!!!!!!!!!! theres this AMAZING fic called Goodbye Sam that ive read like a million times i really reccomend it!!!!!

anyways thats it fr now

bye and tysm for the reads i love yall ✨


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