Aizawa: Now, that midoriya is back, we'll go into more detail about the work studies. Please come in. We'll have people who experienced it firsthand tell you about how these are different from the internships. Listen carefully. The three third years at UA who stand at the top of all current UA students- Also known as the big three.
Y/n: amajiki-san?! you've never told me about your part of an awesome trio!
Mirio: you made a friend amajiki! You never told us.
Amajiki: this is embarrassing...
Kaminari: the top of all UA students...
Kirishima: The big three...
Mina: big three!
Iida: the crown among the splendid UA students...
Momo: the ones closest to pro heroes among us...
Y/n: hey! What about me! I'm the strongest!
Jiro: I heard that they're the ones we're supposed to be like...
Kaminari: there's someone really pretty, too... They don't really seem like it.
Izuku: that person...
Aizawa: okay, can you please introduce yourselves briefly? Let's start with amajiki.
He gave a stare that scared the class.
Y/n: what's with the stare?
He began to mutter and whisper. He then turned around shocking the class.
Ojiro: um. You are the top of UA's hero course, right?
???: oh, listen, amajiki! That's called having the heart of a flea! Even though you're human! It's so strange! This is the flea, tamaki amajiki. And then, I'm nejire hado. (fun fact: nejire was the original. Love interest for y/n gojo but then I thought about mina and switched it to her) We were asked to talk to you guys about work studies. But wait... Hey, hey, why are you wearing a mask? Are you sick? Trying to look cool?
Shoji: this is because in the past...
Nejire: oh, my! You must be todoroki, right? Right? How did you get burned right there?
Todoroki: that's...
Nejire: ashido, if your horn breaks off, will new ones grow in? Can you move them? Well? Gojo, why do you were special glasses? Is it because your blind?
Y/n: that's because of my...
Nejire: mineta, are those balls of yours hair? How do you get a haircut?
Mineta: b-balls...?!
Nejire: asui, you're a frog-not a toad, right? There's so much I want to know about all of you! It's so strange!
Kaminari: she's got the natural airhead thing going! It's cute.
Mina: she's like a kindergartener... Kinda like snowy sometimes.
Y/n: I'm getting bullied by my own girlfriend!
Mineta: she wants to know about my balls? Wait a minute, that's sexual harassment, you know!
Sero: that's not what she meant.
Nejire: hey, hey, ojiro, can you support your whole body with your tail?
Ojiro: u-um...
Nejire: hey, hey, tell me! I wanna know!
Aizawa: isn't this lacking rationality?
???: don't worry, eraser head! I'm going last to wrap things up, right? The future's gonna be...?
Kaminari: gonna be what?
???: grim! That's shat you were s'posed to say, right? All right, my call-and-response was a huge fail! Hahahaha! Well, you guys look like you're not sure what's going on, right? We're third years who suddenly appeared to explain work studies that aren't even required. That's confusing, right? Hmm... You guys got your provisional licenses as first years, right? This year's first years are really... energetic, right? Besides, it looked like my jokes didn't work earlier, right?
Amajiki: mirio?
Mirio: why don't you all fight me at once?
Class: wh...what?!
Sato: fight you...? Out of the blue?
Mirio: it's the most rational to have experienced our experience firsthand, right? How about it, eraser head?
Aizawa: do what you want.
All of a sudden you were in front of Mirio.
Y/n: haha! So, you're mirio. Amajiki talked a lot about you.
Y/n: You must be really strong! Are you really sure you want to fight me?
Mirio: yes!
...
Sero: um... Are you serious?
Mirio: totally serious!
Amajiki: mirio, you probably shouldn't.
Mineta: he's far!
Amajiki: for the work studies, it would've been enough for us to say, "this is how it was, and I learned a lot from it". Not everyone is filled to the brim with ambition. We can't end up with kids who are unable to recover after this. Y/n is the only one who might survive.
Mineta: huh?
Kirishima: what does he mean by "unable to recover"...?
Nejire: oh, listen! Did you know? In the past, there was a student who got so frustrated that the student quit being a hero, and that caused all sorts of problems. Did you know that? It's tough, isn't it, togata? If you don't think things through properly, that'll be rough. Really rough.
Mina: please stop.
Nejire was playing with mina's horns. Mina didn't like it so she hid behind you.
Tokoyami: please stop. There's a handicap in place, but we've fought the pros before.
Kirishima: and we've fought with villains before, too. Do we look like such weak small fry too? You that you need to worry about us?
Mirio: right, you can come at me anytime, from anywhere. Who's first?
Y/n: I want to be last. I want to fight you alone.
Kirishima: then I'll...!
Izuku: here I come!
Kirishima: unexpectedly, it's midoriya?!
Y/n: now it's me against you. 10 seconds should do it.
Mirio: you're really really confident.
Y/n: hey amajiki-san! Who do you think will win?
Amajiki: mirio.
Y/n: turn around. See the humiliation.
Amajiki turned around to see mirio in front of him.
Y/n: listen here, mirio. You just can't beat the strongest.
You pulled him away and hit him in the stomach making him fall on the floor in pain like your classmates.
Y/n: now...
You walked over to mina took out your phone and started taking photos.
Y/n: I have to show the kids.
Mina: Y/N GOJO!
Y/n: gotta run. Have to bring the panda to calm her down. (whisper) if only I could teleport.
...
Katsuki: hey! If you've got trash, then bring it down here!
Kirishima: bakugo, thanks!
Katsuki: right!
Tokoyami: please take this, too.
Katsuki: give it here!
Kaminari: mine, too!
Sero: mine, too!
Mineta: and mine!
Y/n: take this too!
You had a giant trash bag filled with wrappers.
Sato: thank you!
Aoyama: merci.
Ojiro: thanks!
Katsuki: you stashed too much away, you bastards!
Y/n: too bad, I wanted to eat a lot of candy.
Katsuki: that's too much!