3rd person POV:
Yn: Zzzzzz...
In his bed, the Right Hand of God rested.
The moon was high and the night was young yet quiet but for some strange reason, something made the young man rustle.
Was it his right arm that could potentially go off as a reaction to a dream?
No, that taught never occurred to him.
It was the feeling of something foreign. For example, a stranger with an eye patch sitting right next to him.
(Left Eye of G.O.D: Laura Winfree)
Yn: Ugh...
She blankly stared off into the distance as she tucked Yn into bed.
Yn: Hmmm... Wait.
Opening his eyes in realization, he slowly turned to see Laura, a woman in her forties, sitting in the dark, staring off at nothing.
Laura:...
Yn:...
Yn: Am... Am I being molested?
Laura: No.
Yn:...(glares) Likely story... Who the hell are you-
Rei enters his room and turns on the light.
Yn: Ugh! Why!?
Rei: There you are. I told you to stay still.
Laura: You told me to take a seat.
Yn: In my room?
Laura: I enjoy watching dreams.
Yn: What the fu-
Rei: Don't worry, she does this to me all the time.
Yn: She watches you sleep- okay, wait, let's take a step back.
Yn: Why are you in my house, in the middle of the night?!
Rei: To keep a long story short, we were trying to locate the Left Hand Of God, but instead...
Rei: The Right Eye found us.
Yn: The right eye? What about the left.
Laura:(smiles)... Hello.
Yn: Ah...
Rei: We-
Yn: Save it. Let me sleep and you can do whatever you want...
Rei: Thank you.
Yn: Whatever, just turn off the damn lights.
(Click)
She leaves the room as Laura tucks Yn in before continuing to sit beside him.
Yn:(mind) This is weird but oddly nice...
(Opening theme)
(3 years ago)
Rei:(panting)
Fire lit the night sky as a younger Rei ran through the forest.
She heard the loud cries of pain from her village people whilst tears poured from her eyes.
Rei: Ah!
Tripping, Rei slides across the dirt, spraining her left leg, and heavily scrapping her right.
Rei:(pant)...(pant)...
???: Whoa...
Rei:!?
She turned to see a cloaked figure.
???: You're so fast!
???: Hey, you wanna trade?
(Present day)
Sitting on "his" throne, watching Courage the cowardly dog, Yn was brought cereal by Laura.
Yn:... Thanks...
Laura:(smiles)
She gives Rei some cereal too, as it was the only thing Yn had.
Yn:(munch, munch)... Okay, now start from the top.
Yn: Who is she, and why am I letting you two stay in my house?
Rei: She's found me when I got my legs. Since then, we've been working together to try and save as many limbs of God as we can find.
Yn: How many limbs are there?
Rei: We've encountered a small hand full during our time together.
Yn: That doesn't answer my question...
Rei: How am I supposed to know that? As many as a person has maybe?
Yn: I wonder if someone traded an organ with the G-man...?
Yn: Okay, so who drove you gals out?
Rei: The Right Eye of God. He's been a thorn in our side for years.
Rei: Hunting us relentlessly...
Rei: I returned to our base, to have Laura find the left hand, only for the two of us to be ambushed by the right eye.
Rei: So I grabbed Laura and brought her here.
Yn:... Why?
Rei: Even if he knew I was coming here, he'd think twice because of our numbers.
Yn: Our numbers? Can't you run faster than a speeding bullet? Just do the thing you tried to do with me.
Rei: It's not that simple...
Laura: He has a magic eye like mine.
Rei: The Right Eye can manipulate others' perception of the world.
Rei: From creating illusions to making people believe anything you say...
Yn: And the left?
Rei: The Left eye can perceive it all. The past, different parts of the world, and even a bit into the future.
Yn: Wait, so Laura can like... Tell you when you die?
Laura: The future is wild and ever-changing.
Yn:... Huh?
Rei: She can accurately look a few seconds into the future, but anything past that becomes less reliable.
Yn: Tch, lame...
Rei: We'll only be here for a short while.
Yn:... As long as you sing my praise to the people here...
Finishing his cereal, Yn gets up and prepares to get ready for the day.
Yn: I don't care how long you stay.
He leaves the room.
Laura:(smile) What a nice boy.
Rei: Hmph. There are better people worthy of that arm.
Laura:(smiles) And there are those less worthy.
Rei:... He groped me...
Laura: I know.
Rei: Right...
Laura: Left actually. (Chuckles).
Rei:...
Laura: You're so grumpy. How about I go to the store and buy the ingredients to make you a good old-fashioned pie?
Rei:... Wouldn't mind it.
(Later that day...)
Yn: Is this going to take long?
Holding up a car with his right hand to help an engineer work under it, Yn's patience for this image-fixing stunt was growing thin.
Engineer: A little more...
Yn:... Seconds? Minutes? Days?
Engineer: Yeah, just a bit more...
Yn:...
Alex: Yo, jackass!
Rolling into the scene was Alex, who caught Yn's attention.
Yn: Wacha want?!
Alex: I just did a bunch of pull-ups. So my arms are tired.
Yn:(sarcastically) You poor thing...
Alex: Yeah, now come push me around!
Yn: Hold on, this is just going to take a minute. Right?
Engineer:...
Yn: Right!?
Engineer:... Maybe three.
Yn:... Fuck this.
He places the car on its side.
Yn: When you're done, I'll put it back.
Moving over to Alex, he begins pushing her away.
Yn: Let's find you that hill...
Alex: If we come across a store, let's make a stop there.
Yn: What? I have to go shopping with you too?
Alex: You want the good clout or not?
Yn:...
Alex: That's what I thought.
Pushing her across town, the two, on their way to the nearest convenience store saw a car packed full of luggage with a trailer just as full.
Yn: Hey, that's the old couple that's been here, like... Forever... Are they moving out?
Alex: Probably... With you around, the fact you've killed angels, demons, and the Devil...
Alex: I've heard lots of talk of people thinking about moving away.
Yn: What!?
Yn: Tch... Then what's the point of helping these pricks then!?
Alex: You could just be nice.
Yn: Like you were?
Alex:...
The two enter the store.
Yn: What is it you even want from the store.
Alex: Tampons.
Yn:.....
Yn: I'm out.
Alex: Pussy.
Yn: No, this is crossing a line.
Alex: What line? Of being a bitch? Come on, it's not like I'm asking you to buy them.
Yn:...
Alex:... Pussy. Maybe I should get you a pack too?
Yn: Tch.
Reluctantly, he continues to push Alex across the store to get her items.
Alex: Can you get the one on the top shelf?
Yn: Just take the bottom ones.
Alex: I don't like those.
Yn:...(sigh)
He reaches up and grabs her preferred brand.
Yn: Take it...
Alex: What's the big deal?
Yn: This is awkward as hell!! It would be one thing for a family member or girlfriend, but this is just... Ugh!
Alex:(chuckles)... You're such a wuss.
Yn:(glares) Grr...
Grabbing a pack of chips, the two head to pay for the items, but when the store clerk saw Yn, he raised his hands.
Clerk: I don't want trouble, take them, it's on the house.
Alex: Nice.
Yn: No. I ain't robbing you. We'll pay for the stuff.
Alex: I'll be paying for it, unless-
Yn: Stay out of this. Here.
He places cash on the register. The clerk takes it and gives back twice what Yn gave.
Yn: Wha- No! This isn't my change!
Clerk: Oops t-took a bit too much. Oh well...(wink)
Yn:...
Yn:(glares) Don't screw with me old man.
Clerk: I don't want any trouble!
Yn: Then don't start any! Now give me my five cents!
Clerk: You can have this.
Yn:(inhales)
Yn: Get out.
Clerk: Huh?
Yn: Get the fuck out from behind the counter! I'll do it myself!
Alex: Pfft!
He hops over the counter, shoving the clerk aside.
Yn: Now how do I open this thing?
(Click)
(Clack)
(Ching, ching)
Yn: Tch!
He pulls open the register with brute force, places the money back in, and takes fice cents.
Yn: Was that so hard!?
Alex: Pretty sure it was, you had to bust open the damn thing.
Yn:... Take your damn, woman missiles.
Hopping over the counter, Alex and Yn left as Laura arrived with her cart of items.
Laura:(smiles) I'm sorry, but I don't have much money on me, do you think I can repay you later?
Clerk: Uhhh... Y-yes of course...
Laura:(smiles)
(Later...)
On his way home with Alex, the two continued to chat after making the rounds of the town.
Alex: So you have two girls living with you now?
Yn: I guess. But one's a milf, not a girl.
Alex: Hmm... Guess you better get used to these "woman missiles".
Yn: Not gonna let me live that down... And what do you mean?
Alex: Buying these things is the bitch work of a man.
Yn:... I'll see you around... If you don't hit a bus.
He shoves her down a street as he went to enter his home to find something familiar.
The scent of baking.
Yn:?
Yn: What's going on here?
Laura: Oh, I'm baking a pie.
Yn: Pie?
Laura: Yes, Rei dear, is a glutton for pie.
Yn: We talking apple or pumpkin?
Laura: Cherry.
Yn: Good choice.
Laura: Come, have a seat. It'll be done soon.
Rei arrives in the room in a blur of speed, wearing a nightgown.
Yn: Looks like someone's made themselves at home.
Rei: Home? This place is too dirty for me to call it that.
Yn: Dirty? I've destroyed all my garbage! This place is spotless!
Rei: You haven't dusted or vacuumed.
Yn:... You have super speed, go clean it yourself if it's such a problem.
Laura: Pie!
She presents the pie which the two immediately begin eating, Rei showing more vigor than Yn in that regard.
Laura:(smiles)
(Ending theme)