two chapters in one day?! damn, i spoil you
the kids aren't biological btw, just children in general
tooth rotting fluff; you're welcome <3
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- D.A.M.N boys -
{damien}
- doesn't know what to do or why the kids are just following at his heels
- instantly looks to you for help
- he'll warm up to them eventually, give it a little time
- "what do you mean 'just play with them'?! how?!"
- ʚ♡ɞ -
{huxley}
- a complete natural, it even surprised you
- the kids literally just climb on him and he either doesn't care or doesn't notice
- he gives the kids high-fives and fist bumps, and they act like it's the highest honor
- "me? nah, i'm not very good with kids.."
- ʚ♡ɞ -
{lasko}
- just so very confused
- finally lowers himself onto his knees and has a full on conversation with one of the kids
- they'll be playing together just fine after that
- "freelancer, t-they're just staring at me! it's freaking me out!"
- ʚ♡ɞ -
{gavin}
- awkward at first, but he gets the hang of it after a while
- he legit just pretends the kids are little caelums
- he'll even be a little sad to leave, but he won't tell you that
- "careful, little buddy. don't want you falling and getting hurt."
- ʚ♡ɞ -
{caelum}
- honestly, you're surprised the kids can even see him
- he was so excited though
- he'll be running around and playing with the kids like he's one of them
- "of course we can play tag! you're it!"
- the wolf pack -
{david}
- big bad alpha turned sawft boi
- the kids like bombarding him with the most random questions
- it's all fun and games until one of the kids accidentally calls him dad and he starts crying
- "what? .. no, i don't believe in the tooth fairy."
- ʚ♡ɞ -
{asher}
- an absolute MENACE.
- the kids absolutely adore him, so he basically has a mini battalion at his disposal
- when they play games together, he gets into full character
- "HALT! none shall pass the mighty dragon!"
- ʚ♡ɞ -
{milo}
- sure, the kids love him.. but they also love inflicting him pain
- they think it's hilarious when he chases them
- at least they're having fun? i guess?
- "OW! you little ankle biter- c'mere!"
- the solaire clan -
{vincent}
- let's just say, he's very popular with the girls
- you'll have to fight tooth and nail just for a second alone with him
- and he doesn't help his case. like. at all.
- "you want me to be your prince charming? oh, and you're sleeping beauty?"
- ʚ♡ɞ -
{sam}
- 102% lost
- the kids think his accent is the funniest thing
- ngl he's just a tad bit offended
- "darlin'.. why do they keep laughin' when i talk?"
- empowered bois -
{elliott}
- a fan favorite amongst parents when he takes the kids inside for "nap time"
- they'll come back rambling about the most amazing dream they had
- he'll be bragging about it nonstop afterwards
- "what can i say? i'm like mr. sandman."
- ʚ♡ɞ -
{avior}
- you handed him one of the younger kids and he just stared at them
- and they stared right back at him
- it seriously weirded you out, but then they both smiled and carried on like normal
- "we understand each other. i appreciate that."
- unempowered bois -
{aaron}
- he's like a kid-magnet, which is funny because he doesn't understand it either
- you had to help the kids convince him to play with them
- and tried not to snort when they asked him to play office
- "you want me to be the boss? oh goody."
- ʚ♡ɞ -
{ollie}
- you were together for maybe a few seconds before the kids dragged him away
- and you were unsurprised to finding him demolishing the kids at board games
- they kept picking new games whenever they realized he was winning
- "it's not my fault they're bad at chutes and ladders!"
- ʚ♡ɞ -
{geordi}
- his default kid technique? nodding and smiling
- he seems positively honored when they ask him to play
- you're his emergency hotline, of course
- "oh god, they're crying! how do i get them to stop-?!"
- ʚ♡ɞ -
{marcus}
- a bundle of nerves, as per usual
- somehow, the kids make him more nervous
- the kids will ask him something simple, and he'll start rambling about the science behind it
- "so, the danaus plexippus emerges from the chrysalis and- w-why are you looking at me like that?"