Don't talk to me about your hobbies
Unless you got a lot of money
Hiding away in your attic are old bodies
Who used to act like a bunch of fake copies
And that is what helped them meet their end
With all of your pockets full you can't blend
Take it out of a bank and have them spend
But that's the only reason you have a best friend
It's a useless TikTok trend
But unless you got money
Then the world will never be that funny
Then you'll be as broke as the Easter Bunny
Unless you got money
Then the world will never be that funny
Then you'll be as broke as the Easter Bunny
Then you got a mother
Who has a brother
Who had his mother
Turned into something other
And dropped his blood brother
Who then killed his grandmother
Who had custody of his foster brother
Who never got to meet his birthmother
Which led to their godmother
Calling down their half-brother
But unless you got money
You don't get the whole story
Or any type of American glory
So you're just thrown into a category
By that petty jury
But that never stops the Grand Jury
To reenforce the germ theory
Which led the government to bury
Then that led to a movie which has a film theory
But this story doesn't have a main character named Harry
Not even a cat named Tom and a mouse named Jerry
But unless you got that type of money
The world will never be that funny
Then you'll be as broke as the Easter Bunny
But unless you got so much money
The world will never be that funny
Then you'll be as broke as the Easter Bunny
I never had that much money growing up
But as long as I had my tea cup
I never needed that much money growing up
As long as I had a tea cup
But if you got that much money
Then you'll be the one that's funny
And you'll look like an Easter Bunny
Which leaves it dark and not sunny
If you got that much money