Crazy Eyes (Arcane x Male rea...

By VoltzyVoltz

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Y/N, a boy beaten almost half to death by his parents because of his shark teeth. But after being rescued by... More

Chewing problems
Welcome to the Playground
The Last Drop
Who you are
Taste of something unnatural
Rescue mission
Art
Infiltrating the Airship
Something wreckless and stupid
Revisiting past memories
Rampage
Sorry
De Ja Vu
A few familiar faces
New story
First chapter
Give me ideas
My very own book
Character Q&A
100 follower special
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Jinx: I'm gonna do an internet!

Jinx presses a button on a keyboard and rainbows begin flying out of the computer.

Jinx: WOAHHHHHHH!

Y/N: Well I'm gonna do a book!

Y/N presses the front cover of the book, nothing happens.

Y/N: Aw.

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THE SCIENCE SHOW!

Boulder: PIANO!

A piano falls on Boulder.

Boulder: WHO'S IDEA WAS THIS?!

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The phone is ringing. Y/N picks it up.

Jinx: This is a robbery.

Y/N puts the phone down.

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Jinx and Vi are looking at each other. Jinx suddenly takes off her skin and Y/N is stood staring at Vi.

Vi: Oh .....

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Caitlyn: Hey, kid! You can't skate here!

Jules: You can't tell me what to do!

Jules blows up in the mine field.

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Y/N: I wanna be a pie!

Y/N turns into a pie and is in the oven.

Jinx: Honey no!

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Y/N: Nice hat.

Caitlyn: Thanks!

Y/N: I was being sarcastic.

Caitlyn: Well I stole your face!

Y/N tries to feel where his face had been. It was gone.

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Boulder: Jules do you like my new shoes?

Jules: You are a Krug, Boulder.

Boulder: I CAN DREAM JULES!

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Jules: It worked, my time machine worked!

Jules suddenly gets stepped on.

Ancient Boulder: I AM A STEGOSAURUS!

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Vi runs up to Caitlyn.

Vi: Quick, shoot me in the face!

Caitlyn shoots Vi in the face.

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Thug: You're getting mugged, kid.

Jules: No, you're getting mugged.

Thug: AH, HOW THE HELL DOES THAT EVEN WORK?!

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Jinx throws a ball.

Jinx: Hey Jules, catch!

Jules: Yeah mom, I'm gonna catch it, I'm gonna catch it, I'm gonna catch i-

Jules gets squished by the ball.

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Vi: Banana fight!

Jinx shoots Vi in the face.

Jinx: No!

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A UFO appears.

Caitlyn: ALIEN ATTACK!

Y/N: THROW .... THE .... CHEEEEEEESE!

Small chunks of cheese are throws at the UFO.

Y/N: Yeah!

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Jules: When I grow up, I want to go to the moon!

Boulder: Why wait?

Boulder kicks Jules to the moon.

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Boulder: Hey what's going on? I'm a Krug!

Y/N: I LILE TRAIIIIIIIINS!

A train flattens Boulder.

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