Idk. Wanted this book to reach 20 parts which is mostly why I added this intro. But then I added an extra chapter to the end which took out that need. Still, I also wasn't planning to go so hard on this but... Then I had an idea and brain went brr and here we are~
Zayn Malik - The Simper/Simpee
^ Bcos he gots trauma, has a cheeky side, self-esteem isn't exactly on fleek and mental health is gkfnriflsfbwkcn
Note: ADHD and anxiété to the xtreme
Is that a comic book store I see...? 🤩
"Not to be a nag but that position is really bad for your posture."
"How can one person be that beautiful...?"
"You're a second away from getting punched in the face."
"That little sh- uh, hi."
"I'm not gonna fuck him, he's not gonna fuck me, no one is fucking anyone, okay?"
"I may or may not have gotten cockblocked by the school bell..."
"Who told my little Zaynie heart to get a crush so damn fast?"
"Either you guys did crack while I was gone or something happened."
"I'm having fun, do you want some, Liam hallucination?"
"I've been feeling like shit for ages!"
"Am I making you nervous..."
"That is not the kind of story you should hear when you're on a trip"
"Gender means squat to me when it comes to love"
"Stupid? Crazy? I'm game. Do it."
"Never smoked pot before, huh?"
"Lima bean, llama, lamp, lesbian-"
"I'm fucking tired, Liam"
Liam Payne - The Simpee/Simper
^ Bcos they like to always what seems right even if it might not necessarily be good for them (except when they decide to break their usual ways for luv 😍), they would do anything for the person above anddd they are goody-good boyz™
Note: His platonic bro-ness (which you will see soon) is the definition of homophobia, prove me wrong 😂
"I'M FINE, STAN, THANK YOU!"
"I'm your typical football player, nothing more to see here."
"I have a girlfriend" 🤢🤢🤢
"I'll... See you around, dude."
"You were thinking about me?"
"You can... Let go, now."
"I wish I could be me"
There's something I want to do. Something stupid. Something crazy."
"Zee... You okay?" *Zayn's heart immediately explodes*
Harry - Lou's
^ bcos he's sweet, goofy, the youngest, protective, loving, clumsy, flirty, I could go on 😂
*hits Zayn with a book*
"My poor baby... Want me to kiss it better?"
"Pssh, come off it. You totally missed me."
"Come on, there's too many beautiful people here..."
"Boo bear, what the fu-"
"You take that back, Irish princess!"
"We're getting drunk off our asses, tonight."
"He's my boyfriend. I am physically incapable of being mad at him at the moment."
Louis - Hazza's
^ bcos... Gosh does it rlly need explaining? The cussing, the obsession with the boy above, the sassssssss
*aggressively kisses Harry*
"I'm sorry, who's getting fucked?"
"It's his baby, his boo, his honey, that bitch right there."
"Hey leprechaun, how's life?"
*comforting* "there there, you total idiot, there there"
"It's either mock sympathy or plain laughter, pick one"
"We've cuddled and fucked enough times to be a married couple"
Niall - Permanently Holds Captainage of the S.Ses Ziam and Larry
^ bcos he holds both of their freaking chaotic energy, cares a shit ton about who he cares about, teases to show his love, funny lil dum-dum
*ships intensely*
"You fancy English men fucking disgust me."
"I'm bored as shit."
"By the way, got food?"
"Oh, fuck you Louis, you aren't helping."
"You'll regret this when I give a speech at your wedding but go off, kings"
"Your lives are better than any bl romance out there"
"I mean he has a girlfriend but the gays always find a way, in the end"
"Is anyone else excited? I feel tingly. Is anyone else excited?!"
"Ho... Ly... Shit."
"Fuck yeah, Ziam for the wi-"
Stanley - Ur Favourite Comic Store Owner
^bcos... I just... I wanted to, okay? 🙃
*worries about Liam and Zayn*
"I've been putting these glasses on for years now and you're one of the few to mention the resemblance."
"I have a feeling you might just become a regular."
"I'm worried about that kid."
"Back in my day..."
"Go talk to him, go on now!"
"Quit your whining. I'm an old fucking man, alright?"
Doniya - Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss
^ she's fiery, independent, a bosslady and is protective of her loved one
*yells at Zayn*
Go geek out
I wish I gave a shit, I truly do :'(
"I'm really really sorry for smacking you in the head but can you really blame me"
"I'm glad you have friends, you antisocial idiot"
"I'm bloody exhausted, Zayn, fuck off-"
"What happened at that party? D'you need me to beat the shit out of anyone?"
Okay. Alright. I had too much fun w this 😂 and I need to rest I've been fixating on getting this done for hours, don't ask me why cos I couldn't answer if I tried? Anyway... Umm... Super drained rn and finding it hard to type proper shit so enjoy, I hope and g'bye 👋🏾🤍
After writing all this I just realised I'm pretty good at this writing shit. Pretty damn good. And that's on self-excellence 🔥