yup. again.
except they're random this time.
and there's a lot more.
it's mostly the wolf pack, i'm not sorry-
aLSO! surprise! new character alert!
i wanted to add him sooner, but i kept adding other characters and he just got overshadowed for a bit. also, i couldn't think of a dramatic entrance for him, so this'll have to do :')
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avior: i made tea.
starlight: i don't want tea.
avior: i didn't make tea for you. this is my tea.
starlight: then why are you telling me?
avior: it's a conversation starter.
starlight: that's a lousy conversation starter.
avior: oh, is it? we're conversing. checkmate.
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freelancer: poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
gavin: this knife is actually a magic wand.
damien: meet me in the denny's parking lot for a wizard duel.
huxley: *cocks gun* magic missile.
lasko: what the fuck is wrong with you people.
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freelancer: you really put aside everything and came all this way for me? how did you even get here so fast?
gavin: several traffic violations.
damien: three counts of resisting arrest.
huxley: roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
lasko: also, that's not our car.
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lasko: you kidnapped freelancer? that's illegal!
huxley: but lasko, what's more illegal? briefly inconveniencing freelancer, or destroying our dreams?
lasko: kidnapping freelancer, huxley!!!
damien: lasko, listen, whatever i may think of you right now‐ these guys are counting on you to inspire them!
lasko: what, to kidnap people?!?!
damien: to work together!
lasko: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!?!?
gavin: lasko, we all agreed a celebrity is not a people.
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sam: violence isn't the answer.
darlin': you're right.
sam: *sighs in relief*
darlin': violence is the question.
sam: what?
darlin', bolting away: and the answer is yes.
sam, running after them: NO-
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vincent: wake me up..
lovely: before you go go!
sam: when september ends..
darlin': WAKE ME UP INSIDE-
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cop: you're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
vincent: shit.
lovely: wait, three?
cop: yeah?
sam: OH MY GOD DARLIN' FELL OFF!!!
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david, addressing the pack: and if you have any suggestions, feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
asher: but - that's just a trash can.
david: it sure is!
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milo: fuck.
sweetheart: we need to work on your cursing.
milo: why? i'm pretty good at cursing already.
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asher: oh, just so you know, it's very muggy outside
babe:
babe: asher, i swear, if i step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn..
asher: *sips coffee from a bowl*
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david: yesterday, i overheard milo saying "are you sure about this?" and asher replying "trust me," and i have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.
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david: you have to apologize to asher.
milo: fine.
milo: 'unfuck you' or whatever.
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david: milo, keep an eye on asher today. he's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
milo: sure, i'd love to see asher get punched.
david: try again.
milo, sighing: i will stop asher from getting punched.
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david: what do you think asher will do for a distraction?
milo: he'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. that's what i would do.
*building explodes and several car alarms go off*
milo: ... or he could do that.
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*asher and milo sitting in jail together*
milo: so who should we call?
asher: i'd call david, but i feel safer in jail.