Hell's Killer (Hazbin Hotel x...

By deuxdude

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You were a prodigal assassin. The best of the best. The body count of criminals were indescribable. Even in o... More

Goodbye Cruel World
Hell-O
New Client, New Life and Same Shit
Chaos In Hell
Why Not?
The Dark Horror
New Abilities
Unholy Extermination
Mingling
Killer's Fury
Side-Story Short # 1
Questions & Interest
A Surprised Meeting
Hotel Became A Hit
Violent Broadcast & A New Member
Side-Story Short #2
Fight With The Archfiend
Enter Chapel
Helluva Day We're Having
An Exchange Program
A Meal For The Flock
Side-Story Short #3
A Very Special Short
Mad Rave
Thankskilling
Undead Rocker
Christmas Slaughter
Bloodbath Televised
One-Shot: Heated Magne πŸ‹
Business Left Unchecked
Side-Story Short #4
Abandoned Brawl
Shadow Players
One-Shot: Caught In A Fandel πŸ‹
Hell Zone
Unlikely Alliance
The End Of Black Reign
One-Shot: Beach Massagist πŸ‹
Side‐Story Short #5
Hot Date
Seeing Stars
Hell Trip #1
Hell Trip #2
Hell Trip #3
Hell Trip #4
Side-Short Story #6
Hell Trip #5
Hotel Gone! Assassination Of The Damnation?
Hell Trip #6
One Shot: Backstage Lesson πŸ‹
Exes & Oohs
Hell Trip #7 (Finale)
One-Shot: A Queen's Pleasure πŸ‹
Western Energy
Pride Day
Queen Bee
Self Worth & Artificial Mayhem
Exclusive Rumors
Side-Story Short #7
Overture
Radio Killed the Video Star
Scrambled Eggs
Dad Beat Dad
Welcome to Heaven!
Hello Rosie!
The Show Must Go On
One-Shot: Succubi's Fun πŸ‹
Keystone Abilities
Undead Feelings

Sinful Encore

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By deuxdude

(Happy Valentine's Day)

Charlie, Vaggie, Niffty, Cherri and Loona heard your performing on Valentine's Day and well, wanted to see it.

Give 'em a show, yeah?

I've got another confession to make
So complicated let me try to explain
Don't want this feeling to go away
So it stays, it stays, it stays, it stays

Is it the way that you talk
That's causing me to freak?
Is it the way that you laugh
That's making my heart beat?
Is it the way that you kiss?
It's gotta be the way that you taste
You taste, you taste, you taste

You're such a gorgeous nightmare
Old habits never seem to go away
You make me feel brand new yeah
We resurrect
It's like I've come back to life

I feel so alive, I feel so alive!

First impressions are hard to erase
Etched in my mind and it just won't go away
Maybe I'm playing my cards way too safe
I've gotta change, change, change, change

Is it the way that you feel against my body?
Is it the way that you act so damn naughty?
Is it the way that you shake
When your hips move to the bass
The bass, the bass, the bass?

You're such a gorgeous nightmare
Old habits never seem to go away
You make me feel brand new yeah
We resurrect
It's like I've come back to life

I feel so alive, I feel so alive

I feel so alive

You're such a gorgeous nightmare
Old habits never seem to go away
You make me feel brand new yeah
We resurrect
It's like I've come back to life

You're such a gorgeous nightmare
Old habits don't go away
You make me feel brand new yeah
We resurrect
It's like I've come back to life

I feel so alive, I feel so alive
I feel so alive, I feel so alive

My god sits in the back of the limousine
My god comes in a wrapper of cellophane
My god pouts on the cover of the magazine
My god is a shallow little bitch trying to make the scene

I have arrived and this time you should believe the hype
I listened to everyone now I know that everyone was right
I'll be there for you as long as it works for me

I play a game it's called insincerity

Starfuckers
Starfuckers
Starfuckers, Inc.
Starfuckers

I am every fucking thing and just a little more
I sold my soul but don't you dare call me a whore
And when I suck you off not a drop will go to waste
It's really not so bad you know once you get past the taste
(Ass kisser)

Starfuckers
Starfuckers
Starfuckers, Inc.
Starfuckers

Starfuckers
Starfuckers
Starfuckers, Inc.
Starfuckers

All our pain
How did you think we'd get by without you?
You're so vain
I bet you think this song is about you
Dont you?
Dont you?
Dont you?
Dont you?
Dont you?
Dont you?
Dont you?
Dont you?
Dont you?
Dont you?

Dont you?
Dont you?
Dont you?
Dont you?

Starfuckers
Starfuckers
Starfuckers
Starfuckers, Inc.
Starfuckers

Starfuckers
Starfuckers
Starfuckers, Inc.
Starfuckers

Starfuckers
Now I belong, I'm one of the chosen ones
Starfuckers
Now I belong, I'm one of the chosen ones
Starfuckers, Inc.

Starfuckers
Starfuckers
Now I belong, I'm one of the beautiful ones
Starfuckers, Inc.
I have become

Yo!
Thanks for the party
And the maserati
You all rock my body
And now I'm gone
Bye!

Thanks for the party
The Moet, the girls,
The front row tickets
Yeah
Goodbye!

Thanks for the party
And the paparazzi
Everybody knows it
Now I'm embarrassed!

Thanks for the party
The house, the girls, the breasts,
And, oh yeah,
Doing my laundry

I wanna testify
I was not notified
When did my mother start
Buggin' out n' getting high
I wanna take a chance
Deep in your underpants
All my little girls
Everybody kiss my ass

Bomb! Bomb this track!
Disrespect!
No regrets!

Bomb this track!

Yo!
Thanks for the party
And the maserati
You all rock my body
And now I'm gone
Bye!

Thanks for the party
The Moet, the girls,
The front row tickets
Yeah
Goodbye!

Thanks for the party
And the paparazzi
Everybody knows it
Now I'm embarrassed!

Thanks for the party
The house, the girls, the breasts,
And, oh yeah,
Doing my laundry

I wanna testify
I was not notified
When did my mother start
Buggin' out n' getting high
I wanna take a chance
Deep in your underpants
All my little girls
Everybody kiss my ass

Bomb! Bomb this track!
Disrespect!
No regrets!
Bomb this track!

All my strong little ladies
We've never called you ladies
Least that's what happens when you take what they is givin baby

All my homies mommy's
We're never very lucky
Because we're stranded-

Come prepare yourself for stormy weather
Get behind me baby
We came to screw you baby
Don't you know that they is reelin' while I'm talkin' baby

All my strong little ladies
We've never called you ladies
Least that's what happens when you take what they is givin' baby

Bomb! Bomb this track!
Disrespect!
No regrets!
Bomb this track!

Take off your clothes and I will never go home [Repeat x5]

Yo!
Thanks for the party
And the maserati
You all rock my body
And now I'm gone
Bye!

Thanks for the party
The Moet, the girls,
The front row tickets
Yeah
Goodbye!

Thanks for the party
And the paparazzi
Everybody knows it
Now I'm embarrassed!

Thanks for the party
The house, the girls, the breasts,
And, oh yeah,
Doing my laundry

(And this to entertain your boss on his reguest)

They have sent you a letter to come back home to play
But to your dismay, this isn't your day
For the happy fun time has begun to fade
Watch as we reanimate our corpses you abandoned
We're dismantled, we're mishandled
But we won't be skipped and swayed

Trapped within these walls, you left our souls to drip away
The ink decays, the walls at bay
But the reckoning has come today (you say)
Borris has no guts 'cause you replaced it with mechanical strain
We've been tortured but we move forward
This disorder kills your day

I am alive
Immortalized
You're the creator, you traitor
Hey
There's no vaccine
To cure our dirty needs

For now you must
Build up our machine, you die tonight
Tonight
Build up our machine, you die tonight
Tonight
Build up our machine, you die tonight

So you found all the pieces to initiate the pain
Our venom stains, the night remains
But the ending's always just the same, no gain
Nod your head to the beat of death
As you draw your last eternal breath
Sensations of an invasion
Start to course right through your veins

You say you have no brains
We're just cartoons for your portrayal
To tell some tale about a boat and sail
But sure this inevitably unveils the fail

Splashes of eternal hate
Will flood the floor and clean your slate
Now we're the tools and you're the fool
Our nightmare dominates

I am alive
Immortalized
You're the creator, you traitor
Hey
There's no vaccine
To cure our dirty needs
For now you must
Build up our machine, you die tonight

I am alive
Immortalized
You're the creator, you traitor
Hey
There's no vaccine
To cure our dirty needs
For now you must
Build up our machine, you die tonight

Tonight
Build up our machine, you die tonight
Tonight
Build up our machine, you die tonight

I am aware
That your soul is now divine
We care to not toil with unbroken chains
So don't toil with ours
Like he did to our shining stars (our shining stars)
So prepare for adventure
We're a whole new creature from the darkest side
You can't take away the pain we feel
Created as monsters that come to life
(Come back to life)

So you've come to the end now
Alive but dead inside
The heart beats loud, you've joined our crowd
We are but punished serpentines
Your life with him was fun
But now the terror's only just begun
Now come with me and you will see

We're newborn cyanide

I am alive
Immortalized
You're the creator, you traitor
Hey
There's no vaccine
To cure our dirty needs
For now you must
Build up our machine, you die tonight

I am alive
Immortalized
You're the creator, you traitor
Hey
There's no vaccine
To cure our dirty needs
For now you must
Build up our machine, you die tonight

Tonight
Build up our machine, you die tonight
Tonight
Build up our machine, you die tonight

Alastor: "Wonderful."

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