For the last time, I'm not th...

By FriendlyGamers7

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(Y/N) gets isekaied into Tevat but for some reason you look like a male version of the Unknown god. Surely th... More

Sorry, and a final goodbye ~
Final Messages
(Y/N) Bio
Drawing :)
Chapter 1 - Lumine, I will stab you the next time I see you
Chapter 2 - Same shit, different story
Chapter 3 - What the hell happened here?
(Y/N) Bio - Update 1
Chapter 4 - The outlander who caught an outrider~ (Part 1)
A/N
Chapter 5 - The outlander who caught an outrider~ (Part 2)
Chapter 6 - Keaeya gives off small PP energy
Chapter 7 - For a Tomorrow Without Thots
A/N (Important)
Random question. Also what the hell happened here?
Teyvat Travail (Spoilers?)
Chapter 8 - Venti sees his boss, gets Vietnam flashbacks
Not related to the story.
Chapter 9 - Simp of the dragon and horny
(Y/N) Bio - Update 2
Chapter 10 - Could this woman be one of my people?
Chapter 11 - Bouken da Bouken 👍
Chapter 11 - Mad scientist strikes again
Chapter 12 - Of the land of flat chests
Chapter 13 - Farewell, Asmoday
Chapter - 14 O Kawaii Koto
Chapter - 15 KONO POWA!
No updates for some time :(
Q and A 'cause I have nothing to do and I'm bored (:
Happy new year (^∇^)ノ♪
Mihoyo tricked us
Archon's sin chapter 1 - Morax
(Y/N) if he was in the game
Important question
And the votes have ended!
10K Special (Warning : Do not read. It's weird as fuck)
Chapter 16 - A new enemy approaches
Chapter 17 - The aftermath
Chapter 18 - A warning, a lost wish, and broken hope
Draft chapters?
Chapter ??? - Audio Transmission[Redacted]
What do you guys want?
Chapter 19 - Bitch keeper : Dainsleif
Chapter ??? - World Building
Chapter 20 - You will be stabbed
The superior version
Vote
Finalize your vote
*Visible concern*
Chapter 21 - Even more Aftermath (?)
(Y/N) Bio - Update 3
20K Special(?) with a hint of future story
ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
More art :D
Asmoday's artifact set
Lost versions
A good news, and a bad news
VOTE!
Asmoday's appearance
About the vote
Q and A
I hope I can use one of these as the cover
Make your demon!
Asmoday's demons
More references
Chapter 23 - An Asmoday among us
Chapter 24 - Autumn win(d)s, Scarlet leaves
Another Vote
I guess Teyvat will be spared
Chapter 25 - A disturbance in the Abyss
Chapter 26 - The NEET God and the bitch of Euthymia
So... About the last vote
Chapter 27 - Stillness, sublimation of NEET
You guys didn't want angst
Archon's sin chapter 2 - Barbatos
Chapter 28 - Omnipresence Over Weebs
Asmoday's mask
New OP ability
New update schedule
50K special
Chapter 29 - Breakdown, Breakdown
New hand
Tie and another vote
Ehe ~
Chapter 30 - Their past (Y/N - Prologue)
Suggestions?
Chapter 31 - Their past (Y/N - Ch : 1)
Chapter 32 - Their past (Y/N - Epilogue)
Chapter 33 - Their past (Paimon - Prologue)
Teaser ;)
Chapter 34 - Their past (Paimon - Ch : 1)
Chapter 35 - Their past (Paimon - Epilogue)
Umm... you guys suggest
Chapter 36 - Chaos control!
Chapter 37 - Squishy's big adventures
Chapter 38 - Power of god and anime
Temporary leave
Ending 1 - Becoming a certified [Big Shot]
Epilogue 1
Ending 2 - Secret hero
Epilogue 2
One epilogue to end them all
Chapter 39 - Chaos wills it!
Random shit
'(Y/N)' if he was in the game
100 follows on Wattpad and 10K views on AO3 special
Random shit as I wait for new content
Moon Observer Sword
Chapter 40 - Chaotic screaming
Chapter 41 - Can I offer you a nice dango in these trying times?
Squishy 👍
Vote
Vote results
100k preperations
100K special : Last check
New form suggestion
I feel like this is a bad idea
This will be fun
:)
((:
Chapter 42 - An (Un)Dead Lightning (?)
Chapter 43 - The Overture of Death
100K Special 1 - AU : Hanahaki
bi1irjdb
Note to self
Untitled Part 70
Draft (Y/N)s
(Y/N) Bio - Update 4
r
Ummm.... Sorry?
I'm not sad. nope. no idea what you're talking about
help?
My comrades. I don't feel so good
Fuck this shit I'm out
How TF am I still alive!?
:D?
Someone drew (Y/N) :D
Yay?
New achievement :D?
Offline for some time
Chapter 43(44?) - The Overture of wholesome
Notes
Shameless promotion ~
Bye bye
Pics ^^ (Mild gore)
Uhhhh... wtf is this?
Uhhh... Q and A?
New chapter soon. But I have a chaotic idea
Story/Quest/Chapter idea

Chapter 22 - Wholesome noises intensify

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By FriendlyGamers7

Take a wholesome chapter before my exams start

Also, some people want another poll to change it to X Lumine.
If 10 people say they want another poll, I'll make one

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(Y/N) POV -

"You leaving already?" Lumine asked with a pout.

I gave her a little pat and poked her cheek.

She gave me a hug, before I left with some abyss mages and lectors.

I asked them to prepare a camp in Inazuma while I went to Mond and Liyue to apologize.

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*Time skip brought to you by Aether's big bro sense tingling*

(Y/N) POV -

I was walking through Whispering woods when I saw Amber in the distance.

I quickly hid behind some trees and saw her saying goodbye to Aether as he left for Inazuma.

This was perfect timing.

I went towards Mond after he left, and the guards at the bridge saw me.

As expected, they thought that I was a random person because of the cloak I was wearing, and I was able to easily enter the city.

Some parts were still under construction, but most of the city was back to normal.

I went towards the Knights of Favonius HQ to talk with Jean, but the guards stopped me.

She wasn't going to leave her office soon, so I decided to have a drink at Diluc's tavern.

I entered Angel's share, and the tavern already had some people in it.

Fortunately, they weren't too many and I was able to have a couple of drinks.

Things were going pretty smoothly when Venti entered the tavern.

Oh fuck.

He didn't see me and started drinking.

I tried to sneak out as Diluc started scolding him, but he noticed me.

"Oh hello there! Are you new in the city?" he asked in a cheerful tone.

How the fuck has no one recognized me!?

I gave a quick nod before trying to leave the tavern.

I was almost out, when Venti grabbed my hand.

"If you want, I can show you around Mond. All for just a bottle of wine. What do yo-" he suddenly stopped.

I turned towards him, and gave him a menacing look.

"A-a-a-a-Asmoday? W-what are you doing h-here?" he asked quietly.

"Nothing bad as far as your city is concerned" I said.

Unfortunately, I couldn't properly control my telepathy, and Diluc heard me.

He pulled out his claymore before throwing it at me.

I quickly ran outside the tavern, and tried running away.

Diluc caught up, as Venti blocked me with a giant wind barrier.

I quickly destroyed it, but that got the attention of everyone.

The knights and vision holders of Mond pointed their weapons at me as Jean came forward.

"What are you doing here, Asmoday?" she asked.

"Look. You guys keep your weapons down, and we can talk like civilized people. Or I can just-" I said as I blocked a spear the one of the knights threw at me.

"Do it like the last time" I said as I threw a geo spear back at him.

It fell next to him and started pulsing like a big girthy staff of carnal desires.
(A/N : Suffer)

"We're ready to talk" Jean said.

"That's a great choice" I said with a smile as I picked up the geo spear, before destroying it.

Jean took me to her office, and our friends were there.

"First of all, please allow me to apologize about what happened the last time" she said with a guilty look.

"It's alright. You tried to kill me, I killed your country any resurrected you. It's alright. I came here to apologize. Because.... you know. I killed your nation and stuff..." I said.

"I'm glad that you aren't angry" Jean said with a smile.

"Now, as to why you're here..." she said.

"As I said, I came here to apologize. If you guys don't mind, I'll be leaving soon" I said.

"Why don't you stay with us?" Lisa asked.

"Lisa, you guys tried to kill me. Twice! I'm not angry, but you can't expect me to trust you for some time" I said.

She gave a small nod.

"So, where are you staying now?" Kaeya asked.

"The abyss order" I said.

He stiffened for a second before going back to normal.

I knew his past, so it wasn't a surprised.

"They're the enemies of humanity!" Diluc shouted.

"Now, now. They aren't the enemies of humanity. They're the enemies of the gods you guys follow" I said.

"Do you know about... 'that'?" Venti asked.
I gave a nod, and he returned to his seat.

"Where are you going now?" Jean asked.

"Liyue. Need to apologize, and then I'll leave for Inazuma. Got some abyss stuff to do there" I said.

"How can you call yourself a human if you're working with the abyss!?" Rosaria said with a disgusted look.

"Who said I'm a human?" I said before flying away.

"What the fuck are you!?" I heard Venti shout.

"Wouldn't you like to know, windy boi" I said as I picked up speed.

I barely reached Liyue's border, when I saw Zhongli and the adepti standing in front of me with their weapons out.

Such a warm welcome. I knew people in Mond were the stupid ones.

"Hello there" I said as I jumped down.

"Asmoday. You're a bold one" Xiao said with a growl.

Meh, close enough. Would've been better if he said General, but guess that's the best I can get here.

"Why are you here?" Zhongli asked.

"Morax. I've come to bargain" I said.

Others lowered their weapons, as Zhongli made us a table and some chairs with his rock powers.

"What are you offering?" he asked in a serious tone.

"Protection from the abyss" I said.

"In return?" he asked.

"Your gnosis" I said.

"Unfortunately, I've given that to the Fatui. Anything else?" he said.

Hmm.... what has a similar value to his gnosis?

Ah! That could work.

"The ability to make mora" I said.

Zhongli gave a nod and stabbed his chest with his arm as he pulled out a weird golden glow.

He place it in my arm, and I absorbed it.

"Unfortunately, this is all I can offer. But we can allow the abyss to make a base in Liyue, if you promise not to attack" he said.

I agreed and we signed a contact.

"Asmoday? I'm sorry that I broke the contract" he said.

"I understand, but the abyss will be wary for some time" I said.

He gave a nod, and the adepti left.

"You want to go somewhere?" Zhongli asked.

"Hu Tao... Can I meet her?" I asked.

"She has been really sad since then, I think she would like to meet you" he said.

"Lead the way" I said as we left.

While we were walking, I tried to use my new powers to make some mora.

I was able to instantly make a few thousand, but some of them were black instead of gold.

Zhongli looked at one of the coins for some time.

"Hmm... This mora is different from mine. It has you god slayer abilities mixed in. I think it shoud react differently in enchantments and alchemy" he said.

I stored them away as we reached the funeral parlor.

"Let me bring her outside" Zhongli said as he went inside.

After a few minutes, I hear Hu Tao.

"Mr. Zhongli!!! Where are you taking meeee!?" she said.

Zhongli had covered her eyes and was bringing her near me.

"An old friend wants to meet you Hu Tao" he said.

"I don't want to meet you friends, old man!" Hu Tao said.

Pff-

"Not even me? I'm hurt TaoTao" I said in a fake offended tone.

She quickly removed Zhongli's hand and hugged me.

"Waaahhh! I missed you!" she said while crying.

Wait..... while crying!? Hu Tao was crying!?

(Image belongs to... It's original artist? I just randomly found this on my phone)

I tried to calm her down, but she hugged me tighter and we fell down.

I wrapped my wings around her as she sobbed for some time, while ranting about how much she missed me, and how she didn't pay Zhongli after what he did to me.

Awww.

We stayed like that for some time, and she slowly calmed down.

"You ok now?" I asked.

"Mhm" she said with a grin.

"Can you get off me now?" I asked.

"No! I'm staying like this all day >:D" she said.

Oh god. This walnut was going to kill me with her wholesome!

I picked her up after patting her head, and we went inside the parlor.


After telling her what happened, and her beating the living shit out of Zhongli with her slippers, we went to Liyue for some food.

I told her how I could make unlimited money now, and we had a small party.

I met some of Aether's friends, but didn't tell them anything about myself.

Apparently, he had left for Inazuma a few hours ago and would probably reach there in a few days.

Hu Tao took me to her house where she had been keeping Squishy with Boo Tao.

It quickly hugged me, and brought me a small gift.

(A/N : Squishy doesn't have a fixed element. You guys can choose)

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*Time skip brought to you by buff Squishy ripping Zhongli a new one*

I stayed with Hu Tao for some time before I had to leave for Inazuma.

"Do you really have to go?" Hu Tao asked.

"Unfortunately, yes" I said.

"Promise that you won't get hurt this time >:(" she said.

"I promise. Try to confess to Xiangling before I return" I said with a wink.

"W-what!? HOW DID YOU!?" she shouted but I flew away.

The lectors opened a portal for me, and I easily reached the camp.

It was located near the resistance and I would infiltrate it tomorrow.

Hope things go smoothly.... FUCK! ANOTHER FLAG!

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Final chapter before I go on hiatus.

Could be my last chapter. Hopefully not :/

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