i have no self-control, i'm sorry-
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- D.A.M.N boys -
lasko: what's something you guys are better than freelancer at?
huxley: mario kart.
damien: yeah, video games.
gavin: emotional vulnerability.
- ʚ♡ɞ -
lasko: nothing in life is free.
freelancer: love is free!
huxley: adventure is free.
damien: knowledge is free.
gavin: everything is free if you take it without paying.
- ʚ♡ɞ -
freelancer: favorite horror movie?
gavin: It
damien: Saw
gavin: Annabelle
lasko: High School Musical. after watching it, i spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing and i'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics.
- the wolf pack -
store worker: would a mr. david shaw come to the front desk?
david, arriving at the desk: hello, is there a problem?
store worker, pointing: i believe they belong to you?
asher and milo, simultaneously: we got lost :(
david: i didn't even bring you guys here with me-
- ʚ♡ɞ -
asher: here's a fun christmas idea. we hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
david: asher, no.
milo: mistlefoe.
david: please stop encouraging him.
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asher: if milo and i were drowning, who would you save?
david: you two can't swim?
milo: it's a hypothetical question, david! who would you save?
david: my time and effort.
- the solaire clan -
lovely: is stabbing someone immoral?
vincent: not if they consent to it.
darlin': depends on who you're stabbing.
sam: YES?!?
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darlin': why are vincent and lovely sitting with their backs to each other?
sam: they had a fight.
darlin': then why are they holding hands?
sam: they get sad when they fight.
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lovely: vincent, i'm sad.
vincent: *holds out arms for a hug* it's going to be okay.
darlin': sam, i'm sad.
sam, nodding: mood.
- the walkers (ft. brachium) -
sunshine: if i accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would i be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?
brachium: how am i supposed to know?
elliott: you say, as if we don't use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.
brachium: *sighs*
brachium: you wouldn't be trapped.
- ʚ♡ɞ -
sunshine: do you ever want to talk about your emotions, brachium?
brachium: ... no.
elliott: i do!
sunshine: i know, elliott.
elliott: i'm sad.
sunshine: i know, elliott.
- ʚ♡ɞ -
sunshine: while i'm gone, elliott, you're in charge.
elliott: yes!!!
sunshine, whispering: brachium, you're secretly in charge.
brachium: obviously.