"Talk"
'Thought'
「Kumagawa Speech Patterns」
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'My son should be coming out any minute now.'
Outside of a school building designed for very young children, a young woman, a very young-looking woman, dressed like a doctor, with a red backpack and bow in her blonde hair, could be seen standing near the front entrance of the school she was at; judging by her name tag on her coat, she was known as Hitomi Hitoyoshi, and she was, no doubt, planning to pick up her child.
"Huh?"
While Hitomi was waiting, she suddenly heard something nearby and coming closer, so she looked up and her eyes widened slightly to see what appeared to be a UFO made of junk and random garbage slowly descend from the sky and land right next to her.
"Yes, I built this bitch, yes, I am that smart, and no, I'm much more amazing than that~"
And the one who both built and is currently driving the ship was none other than Rick Sanchez himself, which he wasn't ashamed in admitting and even declared loudly for all to hear, which Miss Hitoyoshi simply clapped and looked beyond amazed.
"Then there is nothing more that I can add with what you've already said."
Hitomi giggled softly, which Sanchez took as a compliment and used it to boost his ego, leaning back in his chair and then taking out his flask to drink from.
"So, you must be Hitomi Hitoyoshi, the lovely and mature Mother to that Zenkichi kid~"
Rick did not hesitate to smooth-talk and flirt with the very young-looking woman, who blushed lightly at what he said.
"Well, I don't know if I would call myself mature, hehe~"
Hitomi smiled sheepishly as she embarrassedly rubbed the back of her head, clearly appreciating the compliment.
'I wouldn't either if not thanks to my profile analyzer.'
From Rick's POV, his cybernetic eye managed to scan and provide him with all the information he would ever need about this Loli Doctor, who was apparently 32 years old, much to his surprise.
"But how did you know I was Zenkichi's Mother?"
Hitomi managed to snap him out of his momentary surprise when she asked him a question that made her curious about him.
"I always see him around the mansion whenever he plays with Medaka."
Rick was able to quickly explain himself, not really lying, but ensuring that any suspicions were directed away from him.
"OH! Are you perhaps Rick Sanchez then?"
Hitomi's eyes widened, as her curiosity and interest grew for the older gentleman standing before her
"The one and only~"
Rick smirked as he took another sip from his flask
"My Son talks a lot about you, being that sweet girl adoptive Grandfather."
What Hitomi had said nearly made him choke and spit out his drink.
'God damn it, ugh, might as well own it then, more benefits for me to be her Grandpa instead of a random stranger who just took over the house...'
Rick couldn't help but be annoyed by officially being known as Medaka's grandfather by everyone he met, though he decided not to complain too much and just own the responsibility.
"I know it isn't my place to say, but I must thank you for taking care of that adorable child."
Hitomi thanks the scientist, who clearly didn't expect that.
"Huh? Why?"
Rick raised an eyebrow, confused as to why she was thanking him.
"She's been alone for most of her life due to abnormal circumstances, like her Mother passing away, her Father ignoring her, her Brother being busy, and her Sister being missing."
Hitomi explained to him the history of Medaka, which made her wear a sympathetic expression as she spoke.
"I know she has Zenkichi, but I'm glad she still has a family member to be there to look after her, so again, thank you."
Hitomi looked up at the "Smartest Man in the Universe" with a kind smile, which made him look away from her.
"Don't mention it..."
Rick grumbled and wore a slight guilty frown, though he managed to hide it and simply finished off his entire flask before putting it away.
"You know, since I'm here, I wish to make an offer to you and your Son?"
Rick decided to quickly change the subject and say something to Hitomi that really caught her attention and made her look at him with a tilted head expression.
"What kind of offer?"
The school bell had rung, signaling the end of class for all the small children within the building. Specifically, Medaka Kurokami and Zenkichi Hitoyoshi were seen leaving together, engaged in conversation as if they were true friends. However, their conversation came to a halt when the two spotted the scientist and doctor speaking with one another.
"Rick-Sofu!~"
Medaka got excited to see her grandpa and wasted no time running up to him and giving him a tight hug; he just sighed in defeat and let the child nuzzle him as he patted her back like a dog.
"Hello my adorable little sunflower, did you have fun at School?~"
Then on the opposite side, Hitomi walked up to her son and hugged him tightly; who just blushed brightly in embarrassment to have his mother dote on him in front of people, especially from Sanchez, who wore a smirk from what he had seen.
"I did, but, um, were you just talking to Medaka's Grandpa?"
Zenkichi tried to ignore the older man and looked at his mother with a curious expression, no doubt wondering when he had first noticed them talking together.
"Why yes I was, though nothing too important, just simply getting to know each other and plans about your future?"
Hitomi made it seem like they were just having a normal, casual conversation between two adults.
"My future?..."
However, Zenkichi felt like it was much more than that, especially when he heard them mentioning his future.
"Should we tell him?~"
Hitomi held her son close as they both looked up at the Smartest Man in the Universe, who was currently carrying Kurokami on his shoulders.
"Say hello to your new homeschool Teacher, boy~"
Rick wore a smug expression, as he patted his granddaughter's leg and looked up at her.
"And your classmate~"
When Rick mentioned this, the abnormal child couldn't help but gasp before putting on the biggest and brightest smile she had ever worn in her entire life.
"DID YOU HEAR THAT ZENKICHI-KUN, RICK-SOFU IS GONNA BE OUR NEW TEACHER, ISN'T THAT EXCITING!~"
Medaka was practically bouncing with pure joy and excitement, which made both Rick and Hitomi laugh at her overflowing emotions and reactions; unfortunately, Zenkichi did not share their feelings as his childhood had been filled with horror, and he looked completely horrified by what he just heard.
"... W-What?..."
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ALRIGHTY, soooooooo, i just saw the new recent episode and a lot of original ideas may have changed, or at least somewhat, we'll see, I could just be overreacting and some of my plans will remain the same, maybe, like I decided to ignore the whole school thing entirely, because Rick thinks it's stupid, but I will keep the Medaka Box characters, also I'm thinking of introducing the Smith Family, maybe a bit early than expected, though Morty doesn't exist, there is a lot to consider, however as always I am up to suggestions and if you like or dislike my idea, please let me know, twank u wuv u all.
(BTW expect some chapters with just Rick and Hitomi Hitoyoshi, also what's your thoughts on Summer x Zenkichi?~)
/Small Spoiler\
Infinite Zenkichi Hitoyoshi Exists.
10 Kumagawa Misogi Exists.
Only 2 Medaka Kurokami Exist.
Only 1 Ajimu Najimi Exist.
Iihiko Shishime And Shiranui's Does/Doesn't Exist.