*(me) Epel and (Marco) Jack fooling around after last class*
(Marco) Jack: Hit me
(Me) Epel: *hits (Marco) Jack between his eyes*
(Marco) Jack: *tears up because (Seth) Epel accidentally poked his eye*
(Me) Epel: (Marco) Jack, I'm sorry, you told me to hit you-
(Marco) Jack: Don't worry, you just poked my eye
(Ben) Ace: (Chris) Deuce it's scary that you just randomly go around hitting ppl
(Chris) Deuce: It wasn't me, it was (Seth) Epel
(Ben) Ace: (Seth) Epel WTF
(Me) Epel: He told me to hit him-
Not part of the story but I use the names Seth and Sawyer
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*in physics class*
Physics teacher: how do you get the wine out of the
*thingy that you put the wine in but it's not the bottle*
(Chris) Ace: *Whispering to (Seth) Deuce* With a vacuume
(Me) Deuce: *quiet kettle noises*
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*Same physics class*
Physics teach. : if the wine pours on the table the table will absorb it what do you do?
(Kimmy) Grim: Lick it up
(Marco) Yuu: Buy a new table
(Chris) Ace: With a Vacuume XD
(Me) Deuce: No, not the vacuume XD
(Me) Deuce: Break the table and suck the wine out of it
Physics teach. : it's bold of you guys to assume that I can take your bullshit
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*Other physics class*
Physics teach. : While I was checking the exams I noticed that you (John) Grim, wrote down the recipe of the gulas soup
The class: XD
(Aaron) Ace: * who used it the recipe to get a D in a physics final exam* XD
Physics teach: And you (Georgy) Deuce you wrote Botticelli instead of toricelli. Botticelli was a famous painter who painted a naked woman and the painting was called "the birth of Venus" and if you thinked of that I can give you one point
The whole class: XD
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