an organized mess of redacted...

By jjkstarlight

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it's a goddamn mess in here. that's it, that's the description. - - - !! i have no ownership of these charac... More

heyooo
《 you use a pickup line 》
《 your contact names 》
《 his breakup song 》
《 the obligatory holiday special 》
《 he catches you dancing 》
《 you catch him dancing 》
《 he comforts you while you grieve 》
《 he gets clingy 》
《 him as songs from my playlist 》
《 he walks in on you changing 》
《 him as marvel characters 》
《 him as cereal 》
《 him as encanto characters 》
《 him as chips 》
guess who?
《 you wake him up 》
《 him MTL yelling at me ;-; 》
very dumb (not an update lol)
《 him as incorrect quotes 》
《 incorrect quotes - group edition 》
《 even MORE incorrect quotes 》
《 him as flowers 》
pov: you're out of clever ideas
beep boop i love u
《 songs that remind me of him 》
《 his masquerade ball mask 》
《 your masquerade ball mask 》
《 him as greek gods 》
shameless self-promo time
the only self-insert you'll ever see me write
《 boobs, ass, & everything in between 》
《 him as music genres 》
《 him with kids 》
ahahahahahaha why am i like this 👍
《 what i think he looks like 》
《 him as musical theatre songs 》
so. i can't make decisions.
《 talk too much - teaser 》
《 he gets high 》
i lied, here's another self-insert (UNFINISHED)
what if i told you...
《 EVEN MORE incorrect quotes 》
《 his guilty pleasure song 》
beating your meat- i mean heat!
《 your night-time routine 》
《 incorrect quotes: back in action! 》
i feel like we all saw this coming
《 talk too much - lasko oneshot 》
《 i love you so - oneshot 》
《 i've had enough - oneshot 》
《 how he would react if you died 》
《 him as songs from my 6th grade emo phase 》
《 could he survive el payaso del rodeo? 》
《 skate to me, baby - oneshot 》
《 you get caught making out 》
《 the earth beneath our feet - oneshot 》

oh?

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By jjkstarlight

what's this? an actual chapter? like.. with WORDS? unheard of.

idk if this needs a tw, but i literally insert myself into this xD
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"absolutely not."

"oh, come on! it could be fun!"

"he's gotta point, boss."

"you stay out of this!"

"i will not hesitate to use the eyes."

"fuck, shit just got serious."

"will you both shut up?"

but the sudden sound of all three of their cellphones ringing ceased their arguments.

"hi, babe!"

"hey, sweetheart."

"..angel."
-

*meanwhile, somewhere not-so far away*

"i don't know. seems odd, doesn't it?"

"this ain't the oddest thing we've seen. not in our lifetimes, anyways."

"guess you're right. we'd probably be able to sense it if it was off."

and then, their phones went off.

"what's up, lovely?"

"yes, darlin'?"
-

"you two got the calls too?"

"yeah.. something about a book? could be worth checking out."

"see?! i told you! it'll be fun!"

"alright, alright! i stand corrected. happy?"

"hehe, very."

"..so what are we supposed to do?"

"i'll take it from here."

the group froze, looking around for the source of the voice.

"and who the fuck are you, exactly?"

"i am your omnipotent and all-powerful author.. lol kidding, i'm not actually 'all-mighty', i'm literally a 17 year old girl."

"..did you just say 'lol' out loud?"

"nevermind that, you said author?"

"yup.. watch this."

"whoa! that's literally what we just said!"

"yep. 'cause i just wrote it. anyways, i'll basically be taking care of.. everything. so there's no need to do anything other than be your usual charming selves."

"already on it."

"and i don't want this to go over 400 words, so ima cut this chapter off here. hope you enjoyed <3."

"..again, is no one gonna ask-"

- end -

anyways, surprise! the wolf pack and the solaire clan have joined the party!

i basically binged all of their audios and WOW, i am very much in love.

very excited to write for them!

see you then! <3

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